IHIYC has been caught visiting the ladies' underwear section, at the local discount store.
TFF just had to get it. I mean, a heart plug, so sodding cheap! And hey, everyone gets one!
Sissyl and Nyarlathotep get together for a biscuit and a spot of tea on the third Tuesday of every month.
Ventnor finds a modest amount of yard work to be relaxing.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon isn't allowed to relax. Avataring is a 24/7 job.
Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme is responsible for Pokémon Go. He won't admit it though.
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Molten Dragon leads every gym in a five mile radius from his lair.
GoatToucher likes hot chocolate.
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Molten Dragon would love to try some Cold Chocolate, but it's physically impossible for chocolate to be near him without melting.
Ventnor is trouble from the word "go".
Molten Dragon is formed from the raw stuff of the Fondue And Sriracha Sauce demiplane.
Due to the Great Spinach War of 1872, Pulg and Pop-Eye the Sailor are mortal enemies.
When KahnyaGnorc looks up at the moon he sees a banana.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is the grand-son of Old Man Lurking In Your Coffer.
Quiche Lisp hatched from a magical souffle at the Dawn of Time
Pulg's 5-Year-Plan took only 3 years to complete.
KenderKin thinks that GED stands for "Great Eastern Dingo." He's been camping out in Eastern New Zealand for seven months all in the hope of spotting one.
Ventnor thinks it stands for Green Erection Dragon, and is presently making worried telephone calls to his physician.
KahnyaGnorc is recently active as a sales representative for earwax dissolvent.
The Fiend Fantastic wishes that his son, The Fiend Mediocre, would get off his butt and find a job.
That is, if i had any kids.
Ventnor is starring as the next season's dragon, in Game of Thrones.
KenderKin keeps killing cranky koalas crazily.
Kenderkin once worked as a stool in a Chelaxian sex club before being fired for crying all the time.
Even after all this time, KenderKin still can't believe it's not butter!
KenderKin and JUFC are twins who were separated at birth.
Molten Dragon taught KenderKin that Un Funny is two different words.
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Jokey is Ur-Funny.
Which means his routine only works in ancient Sumerian.
Pulg begat the entire royal line in ancient Sumeria.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet then stole the teeth from Washington to complete his Omni-Closet Teleportation System.
KenderKin founded the Church of Scienconomy, then got sued out of existence.
"All KahnyaGnorc is Theft." is one of the six guiding tenets of Neo-Trans-Anarcho-Masticationism
The Church of Latter Day GoatTouchers has some very... interesting... rituals that they perform on Easter.