False factoids

[Captain Spalding]

Pulg is a spokesperson for the Hair for men club.

[Ventnor]

Captain Spalding was recently promoted to Vice-Admiral Spalding for their service in the Russo-Japanese War.

[GoatToucher]

Mullet-over wrote:

Ventnor only eats goats untouched by the infamous GoatToucher.....

There are Seven. I will find them.

Ventnor is the dreaded Rear-Admiral

[lucky7]

GoatToucher is the much beloved (by everyone who's not an ungulate) Rear-Commodore

[Schism]

GoatToucher wrote:

Mullet-over wrote:

Ventnor only eats goats untouched by the infamous GoatToucher.....

There are Seven. I will find them.

Even baby goats? You meany! :(

Lucky 7 was the captain and only survivor of his ship.

[Pulg]

Schism is the sworn foe of the Dreaded Rear Bombadier of Algiers.

[Ventnor]

Pulg is a Rear Private. No one is sure what, if any, kind of authority this gives him.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor set fire and sank the good ship Loli-pop

[Schism]

WWAAAHHHHH!
You sank my battleship!

[KenderKin]

Schism has been honored and named PLO (permanent Latrine orderly).

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

KenderKin has discovered that I won control of R.L. Stine's special manuscripts in a rigged wager and that I've released all of the monsters.

How long can KenderKin hide before my new friends find him?

[KenderKin]

Surprise, no one expects the Kender-quistion!

[Ventnor]

Except for Avatar of Zon-Kuthon, of course.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor's definition of avatar is a puppet with a wooden stick up it's A$$.

[Pulg]

Kenderkin is sitting in avatar lukewarm custard.

[Blind Prophet]

Pulg's the frontman of a chelaxian metal band, Iomedae's Peril. What most people don't realize is that actually isn't fur, that's just the most metal beard Golarion has ever seen.

[KenderKin]

BP is blind otherwise he would know the band name is pearl, not peril.

[Molten Dragon]

KenderKin's band plays a pleasant mix of polka and new age ambiance music.

[KenderKin]

MD can barely contain himself over such music, the kenderkins bands biggest fan....

The band name by the way is "A$$hat Jackwagon"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

KenderKin has spent nearly US$1 million to date lobbying Congress to have an atoll named after him.

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC has decided that the name "I'm Hiding In Your Tollbooth" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Ventnor]

Molten Dragon's Zeppelin is made out of lead.

[Molten Dragon]

Ventnor, ever on a quest to gain super powers, injected himself with one of GoatToucher's experimental serums. It did not give him any super powers but he did have a week long black out and awoke naked on his front porch....

[KenderKin]

MD believes that all trolls live in trollbooths

[Pulg]

Molten Dragon is a Werestapler.

[KenderKin]

Pulg wrote:

Molten Dragon is a Werestapler.

Pulg likes being ninja'd

[Ventnor]

KenderKin was bitten by a radioactive ninja. It didn't give him superpowers, but it is a neat story to tell at parties.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor the other white meat

[Pulg]

Kenderkin, the purple pudding.

[KenderKin]

Served with braised pulg-lings

[Ventnor]

KenderKin is renowned for his ability to cut down trees with nothing but a herring.

[Molten Dragon]

Ventnor can turn into a shrubbery at will.

[Ventnor]

Molten Dragon's favorite color is blue.

No, wait, it's yell-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[lucky7]

Ventnor snuck in a rule into 4th Edition that anyone who quoted Monty Python would be forced to eat their own character sheet.

[Sissyl]

lucky7 decides not to go to further 4th discussion. It is a silly place.

[KenderKin]

S was my date for the prom....

[Pulg]

KenderKin was my date for the father/daughter dance, which came as a bit of a surprise to both of us.

[Ventnor]

Pulg's soulful rendition of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" has reduced everyone who has heard it to sobbing wrecks.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor is still sobbing....

[Belphegor]

KenderKin is collecting those tears for some nefarious purpose.

[Ventnor]

Specifically, so that Belphegor can begin the ritual of 1,000 Teardrops.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor brokered the deal and told me 10,000

[Pulg]

KenderKin intends to take his commission for the deal in sobs.

[KenderKin]

Pulg invested his life savings into kenderkins souls and sundrys...

[lucky7]

KenderKin is the Wall of Wolf Street.

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

lucky7 sells wolves to Wall Street. It's a very lucrative business.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Sinister Stan is indeed, the Schemer Supreme. But that's just the problem, he only thinks up brilliant schemes, he never tests them.

[KenderKin]

AZK sells grit door to door

[Sissyl]

KK is very grateful that he does.

[Freedom Bird]

Sissyl is a door-to-door door salesman.