False factoids

[KahnyaGnorc]

AoZK looks the way he does from his punk rock days back in the 80's and he kinda got stuck that way.

[KenderKin]

KG looks like a hair band, boy band emo reject

[Pulg]

KenderKin has just sounded the Pickle Alarm.

[KenderKin]

It is actually a rappe whistle

[Freedom Bird]

KenderKin is high on liberty.

[lucky7]

Freedom Bird tastes like apples.

[KenderKin]

Lucky 7 tastes like pork...long shanks

[Pulg]

KenderKin tastes like KahnyaGnorc

[KenderKin]

Pulg tastes like ADHD Dog

[Partylf Sunev]

KenderKin was eaten, but spit back out after leaving a bad taste in the mouth.

[KenderKin]

Swallowed.

[Ventnor]

After being eaten and spit back out again, KenderKin can now only say the word "swallowed."

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor, despite his svelte figure, has been known to consume mass quantities.

[Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian]

KahnyaGnorc has just recently finished undergoing cranial binding to achieve front-occipital elongation.

Though it is not a service I routinely provide, I was paid quite well to administer the treatment.

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

Indeed you were, Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian. You'll find the briefcase full of gold coins at the usual drop point.

[KenderKin]

4S is currently fighting 4H...

[KahnyaGnorc]

2k can't count past 2,047 . . . he goes right back to 0 thereafter.

[KenderKin]

KG is still prepping for Y2K and of course Y3K....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

KenderKin was the one who pushed Humpty-Dumpty.

[Freedom Bird]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet voted to Brexit from Uzbekistan. No one's quite sure how that works.

[Charles Scholz]

Freedom Bird is a perfect shot.

[Uncle Teddy]

Charles Scholz is really Charles Schultz, the creator of the Peanuts comic strip.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Uncle Teddy is the voice of Charlie Brown and his bear, Fred, is the voice of Snoopy.

[Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred]

AoZK was the inspiration for Lucy's football prank she pulled on Charlie Brown.

[Pulg]

Fred, becoming intrigued by the phrase 'bump uglies', reviewed things and decided, upon investigation, that his were neither bumpy nor ugly enough. Five minutes' work with a tub of putty solved that problem.

[Ventnor]

Pulg voices all the adults in the Peanuts cartoons.

[KenderKin]

Ventnor voices the teacher

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

KenderKin voices the football. He's been paid over $5,000,000,000 for this role.

[KenderKin]

Jokey is upset because he actually gets kicked.

[KahnyaGnorc]

KK gets a kick out of Jokey getting kicked.

[Molten Dragon]

KahnyaGnorc's favorite saying is "I'd buy that for a dollar."

[Sissyl]

MD bought that saying for a dollar, too.

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

Sissyl is raking in the money with her Catchphrase Factory.

[Molten Dragon]

Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme recently purchased the Shake Weight.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

My dragon friend is known for his party jokes.

[KenderKin]

TFF has been redeemed!

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

KenderKin is now the new Fiend Fantastic.

[KenderKin]

S4 is the reason we can not have beholders and Githyanki in PF!

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

KenderKin has obviously found the cage in which I hid all the beholders and Githyanki.

SECURITY!!!

[KenderKin]

S4 believes the 4th of July is all about him!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

KenderKin has sworn off stealing.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic once made a deal with a Qlippoth for the power to add his Constitution modifier in addition to his Charisma to Bluff checks.

[KenderKin]

IHIYC cast fumble tongue and TFF ended up wishing for adding modifiers to his "blush cheeks"

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

The resulting confusion caused KenderKin to laugh so hard, that his older self 50 years in the future broke wind.

[Sissyl]

AoZK isn't making any sense. I mean, the causality of that is...

Oh.

[lucky7]

Sissyl is a luxury stove retailer.

[Freedom Bird]

lucky7 is the rootinest, shootinest gun in the West!

[Molten Dragon]

Freedom Bird's favorite album is Freedom Rock.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Molten Dragon didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Molten Dragon - and was promptly melted and assimilated into his form.

[Freedom Bird]

IHIYC was a bootlegger during the prohibition, and smuggled liquor via several secret tunnels that ran between his various closets.