False factoids

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7's Breath weapon is just bad acid reflex.

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is not in fact, the queen of iceni and is also a man-bear-pig.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 once had a job weatherproofing nurses at an outdoor petting hospital.

[Little Skylark]

Pulg knows this because he used to be in this petting hospital.

[IceniQueen]

Pulg was one of the nurses at the outdoor petting hospital

[Pulg]

At the petting hospital, IceniQueen was known as the Bedpan Baroness.

[lucky7]

Pulg was the nurse who loved my weatherproofing the most.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 was the founder, inventor and lead applicator of the weatherproofing on the nurses at the petting hospital

[Little Skylark]

IceniQueen's work at the petting hospital was courtmandatory, she was arrested for flooding.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark won the Regular Visitor award.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 Has no real lucky number. His lucky thing is a mummified piece of Asparagus

[Little Skylark]

Lucky 7 won most varying appearances.

[lucky7]

Little Sky;ark is a failed ninja.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 is convinced that The Turn Of The Screw is an instruction manual for porn stars.

[IceniQueen]

Pulg's favorite book is Green Eggs and Ham read backwards and upside down

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is heartbroken over To Kill a Mockingbird is not a How To book (I THOUGHT it was off-topic.)

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 was once disappointed. He though Romper room was a place to wear your best Romper in. He once showed up and found it was really a show for little kids.

[Aberzombie]

IceniQueen once battled a horde of cannibal penguins in Antarcitca using only a spatula as a weapon.

[lucky7]

Aberzombie is the master of the Tequila Mockingbird.

[Pulg]

After lucky7 was bitten by a radioactive builder's merchant, he gained the ability to transform into a bag of cement at will. Unfortunately, he hasn't worked out how to turn himself back yet...

[lucky7]

Pulg has a magnetic knee. No adventuring for him.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 ended up being Jimmy Hoffa's shoes

[Sissyl]

IceniQueen has a secret, deep love for flapjacks!

[Quiche Lisp]

Hive mind Sissyl wears a human face as its mask.

[Sissyl]

Quiche lisp doesn't. Lisp, that is. The hivemind has spoken.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl is NOT Borg! Resistance is NOT futile! You will NOT be assimilated! How ever you might get licked!

[Aberzombie]

IceniQueen used her scientific genius to calculate that the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is not "3", but is actually equal to the mathematical constant pi.

[IceniQueen]

Aberzombie was an extra in the movie Life of Pi. Sadly he was edited out because the director felt the movie would be TOO good with him in it.

[Aberzombie]

IceniQueen once saved the life of famous director Steven Spielberg by applying the Heimlich Manuever while he was choking on a piece of steak.

[Pulg]

Aberzombie has a blood feud with Barney the Dinosaur.

[lucky7]

Pulg plugs into appliances as electric cord man!

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 Was once a Guess jeans model. The government banned them though because the adds where to hot and steamie to be seen on commercials during the 80's and 90's

[lucky7]

IcenieQueen was the band NSYNC. All of them.

[Little Skylark]

Lucky 7 saved some of his jeans model adds to use as a secret weapon against humanity.

[IceniQueen]

Little Skylark is the OTHER Beetle never spoken about

[Pulg]

IceniQueen is the lady who knows all that glitters is gold, and she's dry-cleaning Cher in New Haven

[IceniQueen]

Pulg used to and still does sing the lyrics to Motley Crue's To Fast for Love as To Fat for love. He still swears that is what is being sung.

[Sissyl]

IceniQueen has a monumentally massive collection of Fanta caps.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl favorite jewelry? The simple necklace she made from the old pull top tabs on Budweiser and Coors beer cans that you wrapped around the finger pull.

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is one of the Old Ones... at Shady Shoals retirement home. (Cthulhu, get me my dentures daggumit!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The moniker "lucky7" refers to the fact that the sudden appearance of a white dragon is one of the better outcomes when drawing from a Deck of Many Things.

[Sissyl]

IHIYC was voted second best friend in second grade. This explains much.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sissyl whistles like a missile to thistles.

[DJEternalDarkness]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is actually not hiding in anyone's closet, he prefers a nice corner cafe to do his hiding in.

[Icyshadow]

The DJ isn't EternalDarkness' occupation, but his nickname.

[lucky7]

IcyShadow is oddly enough a resident of mercury.

[hobbsdadolfin]

Lucky7 recent locations

Eastview adult toy store

Home

Laketown sex toy shop

Home

Fry's electronics

Ed's power tools emporium

Home

Hospital burn ward.

information obtained using google lattitude and an app I wrote.

[Quiche Lisp]

Hobbsdadolfin's forum avatar is at the 1/1 scale. His actual size is 3 inches.

[Aberzombie]

Quiche Lisp once made a living entertaining at children's birthday parties by juggling live chihuahuas.

[hobbsdadolfin]

aberzombie once made a living by jugglin live paranahs.