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Count Reiner Heydrich keeps the original Chef Boyardee employed in his kitchens to this day, reanimated as a death knight.

"Thank Goodness for Chef Boyardee?" Goodness has nothing to do with it....


Nectanebo the Vulture is actually a vulture, he just has REALLY high disguise and bluff checks.


KahnyaGnorc almost married Nectanebo's sister.

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Belphegor actually DID get married to Nectanebo's sister. They've been happy ever since.


DEDRICK, THE PROFESSOR AM REAL PROFESSOR, *NOT* RAPPER, WANTS EVERYONE TO STOP ASKING!!!


AM TARDIGRADE has no natural auditory receptors, and [REDACTED POSSESIVE PRONOUN] artificial ones are malfunctioning, thus the continued shouting.


KahynaGnorc whispered a secret into the reeds: I'm Hiding In Your Closet has a little bell on the end of each one

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Pulg actually appears in a few Power Rangers episodes (just Zeo and Turbo though).


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While The Invenusable Flytrap is in fact venusable, the impracticality of the currently available venusification methods make its name a non-misnomer.


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YawarFiesta was born a Ford Fiesta, but was polymorphed . . . into a Taurus.

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KahnyaGnorc drives an authentic vintage Yugo - an automobile built by Yugoloths!

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Fun fact about the Yugoloths: they are a race of mechanical halfling barbarians that were created and enslaved by Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis. They are his greatest accomplishment yet.


Dr. Albert W. Wily invented the jep.

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Pulg is lobbying the CDC to have live starfish officially recognized as a legitimate choice of facial covering.


IHIYC is currently being quarantined in an undisclosed closet.

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KahnyaGnorc is part of the Power Rangers RPG we play (as the Blue Ranger).

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Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier enjoys walking directly into open manholes, confident in his inability to fall all the way through.


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Sirius Sa'luk's middle name is Shirley, and loves it when people tell him "Shirley, you can't be Sirius!"

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The above is henceforth canon.

KahnyaGnorc is a direct descendant of renowned amoral/moral-relativist philosopher Immanuel Kahnt, famed for answering a student's moral quandary of "May I?" with the simple reply, "Can 'ya?"


Nemesis Melek takes a different meaning of "Can 'ya?" [Appropriate third person singular pronoun] was the creator of "Prince Albert in a can," when the aforementioned prince responded with "Aye."


KahnyaGnorc has a back scratcher that is shaped like a gingerbread man.


JTD has a back.


Pulg grew from my beard.

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Vidmaster7's been clean shaven this entire time, the beard is a fake!


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Real Velo is actually Real Velo's evil cousin, Veal Relo.


YawarFiesta runs through random towns and villages, making "AOOGA" sounds. Thankfully for the residents, YF does this during the day and not at night.

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Yeah, because KahnyaGnorc already does that!


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...Because NFA runs behind him, prodding him with an Ahlspeiss.


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At least there hasn't been any accidental trampling during my daily strolls since that time Pulg tried to mount me rodeo style.


YawarFiesta is sometimes mounted like a bull.


Quiche Lisp has been both mistaken as a Sontaran AND mistaken as not being a Sontaran, sometimes simultaneously.

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KahnyaGnorc has been mistaken for both being a creation of mine AND not being a creation of mine, sometimes simultaneously.

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