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Liberty's Edge

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Lucky 7's lucky number is 8.


Stonk found a formula to protect his hair from fire. Using the only sample, he tried it, setting fire to his hair to test. It works, protecting his hair, but not his skin, and the fire will not stop burning.


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Sissyl caught, killed and stuffed the ornamental Zerg she wears on her head personally


Pulg has styled his mustache only once. It has somehow remained fashionable ever since.


Starfinder Superscriber

Sotiria Spiros colors her eyes with the blood of the innocent. It's a fact.

The more you know.

Scarab Sages

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Ever read Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask by R.L. Stine? That's basically DJEternalDarkness's problem right there.

Dark Archive

IHIYC's "makeup" is his family's ashes bonded to his skin.


Ivan is really a gnome and has succumbed to the bleaching.

Grand Lodge

Stiehl9s is THOR! IS THOR! Becauth he forgot hith thaddle thilly!


Antal practiced his smoldering look in the mirror.

Silver Crusade

Krystel Kallit is planning the ill-conceived reboot of The Jackson 5 show.

Liberty's Edge

*tktktktktktktkRIIINGbippityboppVM-VM-VM-VMtootoot!*


@#$&^@$&#%^$@#&@#$


Mines #1-7 are all clones of Mime 8.


Old Doc Flumph is starting a pastafarian revival.

Silver Crusade

Stiehl9s simply put in that 9 to make people have a bad day.


Lucky7 is fluent in every dialect of Azlanti, Klingon and Goblin


John W Johnson has an internet site claiming to have found a dead chupacabra (really a roadkilt possum dipped in tar) just to sell t shirts.


Spanky bought one of the t-shirts

Silver Crusade

JWJ was once sucked into the World of Golarion, became a legendary hero who renamed himself Aroden, and then, upon being killed by ___________, returned to our world. From there, he renamed himself Jason Buhlman and got to work.


Lucky7's real name...Kyle Baird. Was accosted by Al Pacino for not being a Baird Man, so he changed it.

Silver Crusade

John W. Johnson is a BEARD man.

Liberty's Edge

*tktktktktktktkRIIINGwheedleWHEEDLEboopBOOPwheedleWHEEDLEboopBOOP*


Bah weep granah weep ninni bong.

Silver Crusade

The competition is heating up for JWJ.


Lucky7 smurfing has blue paint up his smurfing smurf.


John W Johnson is a navy seal, which means he has to kneel on the prow of a ship playing air horns with his nose and gets paid in fish.

Scarab Sages

Pulg is an army ranger, which means he's one a million ants wandering across the Great Plains.


Starfinder Superscriber

I'm Hiding In Your Closet once got a woody while looking at puppets.

Silver Crusade

DJEternalDarkness doesn't make mistakes: He's just dumb.


lucky7 really needs to try some Visine in those eyes.

Silver Crusade

Stiehl9s CAN"T STOP DANCING!

Scarab Sages

lucky7 got a Razzie for his role in the Atlas Shrugged movie, even though he never had anything to do with it.

Silver Crusade

IHIYC is going to be removed from his role as acting principal on every Canadian sitcom ever.


Lucky7 got his name after seven black cats ran past him, and he survived the day unharmed.

Silver Crusade

IHIYC is the foreman of the Marshmallow factory.

Scarab Sages

When lucky7 talks about his harrowing experiences battling Afghans, he's referring to his stint as sweater wrangler at a Burlington Coat Factory.

Silver Crusade

IHIYC is the bitterest. As he always says, "the bitterer, the betterer".


Lucky7 has a new job at the zoo, where he has to walk around singing, "OO WACKA WOW, HE'S THE GREATEST PANTHER!" at the top of his voice to help combat self esteem issues amongst the big cats.


Pulg was recently fired from the same job, hence the opening.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

hobbsdadolfin eats sardines for breakfast.


yes I do.

CS is really Zeratul, but he will probobly not know what the hell I am talking about.


hobbsdadolfin was Flipper's stunt double.


Stiehl9s was the stunt double for Dumbledor.

Scarab Sages

Scientists are starting to say that dolphins really are as intelligent as humans and for that reason deserve legally recognized rights - with one exception, they say, and that is hobbsdadolfin.

Silver Crusade

IHIYC's avatar is based off his traumatic 7th Birthday, from which point he hides from mentioned avatar in Closets.


Lucky7 was what traumatized him, Kyros Deun helped IHIYC get over the worse of his fears though.

Silver Crusade

Krystel Kallit single-handedly destroyed former president Jimmy Carter's lampmaking business back in the 70s, prompting him to run for president out of lack of anything to do.


Starfinder Superscriber

Lucky7 single handedly supported Billy Beer.

Scarab Sages

DJEternalDarkness earned a spot on the Obama Administration's kill list by bogarting the last of their homebrewed honey-beers.

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