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JYAC is in fact a prime example of degregated DNA managing to produce a pseudo life form.


The "K" in KenderKin is silent.


Ventnor is petitioning the Olympic committee for an event in goat touching


KenderKin attempted to pose as a teenage Asian girl to get into the Olympic diving finals. A "dude check" by the officials put an end to that.


Molten Dragon's vacation in Singpore resulted in the release of 500 tons of talcum powder in the atmosphere. No one is still sure how that happened.


One of the n's in Ventnor is silent, but which one it is is a secret.


It's no secret that the second n in KahnyaGnorc has an invisible umlaut above it.


Ventnor has taken Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Umlaut, Weapon Focus: Umlaut and Weapon Specialisation: Umlaut. Nobody has had the heart to point out to him that those feats are even less use in real life than they are in-game.

Scarab Sages

Pulg's beard (?) has a built-in umlaut dispenser.


IHIYC's eyes are, in fact, an umlaut.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Pulg's beard (?) has a built-in umlaut dispenser.

Otherwise known as his mouth.

KahnyaGnorc is a Hasturfarian.


Pulg's umlaut dispenser can also dispense tildes.


Ventnor is also a Hasturfarian.

(Damn, hope this doesn't end badly...)

Sovereign Court

Sissyl has forgotten that every time she hopes, she is set on fire by her 'hat'.


AZK apparently borrowed the hat once and hoped for a pony.


MD is in fact the original version of the song about swallowing things, to get other things: fly, sounder, etc, goat,

Don't ask me why he swallowed a goat.....

He lastly swallowed a GoatToucher....


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KenderKin is a Hasturfar-

The rest of this post is unreadable.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor possesses the backdoor key to Fort Knox. He doesn't realize this, however - and neither does Fort Knox security.


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The back door is indeed a closet door.


KenderKin is similar to Carmen Sandiego, in that he takes major landmarks, but he's just being the Most Kender Kender Evah(tm)!

Grand Lodge

KahnyaGnorc is subconsciously attracted to fish.

Silver Crusade

Just your average clone was once a member of the rock band "Boys from Brazil."


All of Aerosmith's studio albums since 1995 have replaced hi-hats with the sound of lucky7 sneezing rhythmically


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Pulg's new audio book is five glorious hours of him gargling.

Grand Lodge

Molten dragon entered a tunnel filled with cobras, arms with nothing but a torch, and retreated after twelve seconds


Just your average clone enjoys long strolls at the bottom of the English Channel.

Grand Lodge

Just your average clone wrote:
Molten dragon entered a tunnel filled with cobras, arms with nothing but a torch, and retreated after twelve seconds

*armed


In case of emergency, Ventnor has over 10,000 PP hidden in his cloaca.


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GoatToucher has a Colon of Holding


Pulg only has a Handy Havera**.


Ventnor owns over 750 waist belts. When asked about them he denies their existence.


Molten Dragon most certainly does not supply me with all of the waist belts that definitely don't have.

Grand Lodge

ventnor despises the use of 'I' as a single person pronoun


Just your average clone is wanted for stealing the single person pronoun 'I' out of various sentences worldwide.


Ventnor has given himself an unfair advantage in combat by wearing an armoured codpiece crafted to resemble an open-mouthed Donald Trump.


The only clothing Pulg has ever worn is a codpiece.


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You will all be sad to learn that GoatToucher's Louis de Bernieres tribute, 'Captain Corelli's Mangled Bum', only lasted for 10 performances on Broadway before everybody, cast and audience alike, were placed under arrest.


Pulg is always late for everything.


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Meanwhile Cluny the Scourge is early for everything.


It has been years since Uncle Teddy last saw Nephew Teddy.


Ventnor ate nephew Teddy....and the bum of deliciousness.


KenderKin makes all his posts on this board from his TRS 80 model 3.


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That is because Molten Dragon melts all his modern computers whenever he gets a new one.

Grand Lodge

Snow white's mother's father strongly believed that their name was lee everett, and carried a cleaver on them at all times.


Jyac is big in the knockoff alligator luggage business.


Back in the day, Belphegor auditioned to be Gort's stunt double.


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MD's big role was in Krull

as seen here


KK is just below the camera in many Hollywood films.


KahnyaGnorc is a extra in every film that has ever been made.


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Ventnor is a world-renowned "Dragon Consultant" that has worked on every dragon-related film in history, except for "Reign of Fire," who hired Molten Dragon.

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