| Full Name |
Viktor Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebu rstein von knackerthrasherapplebanger Horowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinkle Grand Lich Grumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagen... |
| Race |
...is a cynical scam |
| Classes/Levels |
gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage |
| Gender |
...is a worthless concept |
| Size |
capable-of-going-in-through-the-dog-door-if-the-house-is-locked-and-I-don't -have-the-key-sized |
| Age |
somewhere between 10 and 110 (perhaps both at once?) |
| Special Abilities |
Wild Talents, Iron Will, Knowledge (Geography), Linguistics, Perform (Act, Sing, Comedy), Animal Empathy, True Sight, Reality Warp, Megalomania, Scaramouchism |
| Alignment |
*extremely* CG |
| Deity |
Why, yes I am! |
| Location |
I left my heart in Silicon Valley |
| Languages |
English, good English, Greco-Roman roots, Orwellian-American (Old Church and New Church dialects), Cat, Voynich |
| Occupation |
by way of popular election, God-King of the Forum Games |
| Strength |
5 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
15 |
| Intelligence |
24 |
| Wisdom |
7 |
| Charisma |
17 |
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