False factoids

[Quiche Lisp]

Aberzombie's eyes are red, but he wears green lenses for the fashion-conscious undead.

[IceniQueen]

Quiche Lisp once gave the one line to his doppleganger Don Rickles Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

[hobbsdadolfin]

flying rainbow ponies...

LSD does a lot to you.

anyway, to insult Iceniqueen, I would ask where you got your clothes, but you aren't wearing any.

[IceniQueen]

Hobbsdadolfin confuses women with Lady Godiva all because of the LSD that also makes him see flying rainbow ponies.

[Pulg]

Because IceniQueen is a queen, she gets to ride a flying rainbow Stevie Wonder on her magical journeys through the smiling purple clouds. According to Hobbsadolphin, that is.

[Little Skylark]

Pulg's avatar is what Hobbs sees when he looks at him after using LSD.

[IceniQueen]

Little Skylark is a Psychedelic trip all his own... WOW just look at all those colors :-P

[Krystel Kallit]

IceniQueen follows Little Skylark around for that reason.

[lucky7]

Krystel Kallit's head is tilted right because she works for Fox News.

[Pulg]

lucky7 is as cold as ice, he's willing to sacrifice Glenn Beck's love.

[lucky7]

Pulg was the precursor to the Ferbie

[Krystel Kallit]

Lucky 7's eyes are red because he hasn't slept since he started using this avatar. He'll sleep again when Kyros back.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Krystel Kallit is a traditional Powhatan dish, one of several served at the first Thanksgiving.

[DR Konijn]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet's creative parents gave ith a wooby mobile when ith was a baby and ith could never give it up and has worn it to this day.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

DR Konijn is a cavy-tastic part of a complete breakfast.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

IHIYC was supposed to be one of the original Garbage Pale Kids, but was cut from final production when they realized it would have given them an odd numbered set. He's been breaking into houses and looking through peoples closets trying to find the original proofs which were "lost" ever since.

[Little Skylark]

Conman the Bardbarian is a wererabbit.

[lucky7]

Conman was the producer.

[Sissyl]

Lucky7 was the original model for Gromit, but a last-minute demand from the producers changed him from dragon to dog.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Sissyl was the original sculpture of Gromit.

[Pulg]

DJEternalDarkness weaves Wallace's tank tops/sweater vests out of his (DJED's) own body hair.

[Chrysanthe Spiros]

Pulg buys all his clothes from DJEternalDarkness.

[Little Skylark]

Chrysanthe carries a fan around to keep her hair like that.

[IceniQueen]

Little Skylark is Hot blooded, check him for fleas, Yes he's Hot Blooded, check it and see. Has a fever of a hungry flea

[hobbsdadolfin]

Iceniqueen is cold blooded, it is a side affect of having the word ice in her name.

[Lazoth]

Hobbsdadolfin once had a fight a dire penguin, his never been able look at a black and white film ever again.

[Krystel Kallit]

Lazoth only looks this way when he frowns, when he smiles he has normal eyebrows.

[Lazoth]

Krystel was once mistaken for a raven

[IceniQueen]

Lazoth still thinks it is Teethling and not Tiefling

[Lazoth]

Iceniqueen forgot that some seals still have sharp nashing teeth

[IceniQueen]

Lazoth thinks a Seal of Approval is a species of seals like Harp Seals, Harbor Seals that live live on coasts and water

[Quiche Lisp]

Iceniqueen's head has rotated on itself one million two hundred forty-seven thousand five hundred sixty-three (1 247 563) times since her birth.

And it's stucked now.

[Pulg]

By whistling, sneezing and farting at the same time, Quiche Lisp can do an unnaturally perfect impression of The Supremes.

[lucky7]

If the time is just right on a violet moon, Pulg will be seen in the wastes of Antarctica.

[IceniQueen]

Pulg has a constant fear that something's always near. Fear of the duck, fear of the duck. Pulg has a phobia that quacking's always near

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is my ninja disciple, but still has much to learn.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 wants to be the Green Hornet and just my do it

[Pulg]

IceniQueen pickles her feet instead of wasting money on shoes and socks.

[lucky7]

Pulg has the policy of a halfling when it comes to shoes.

[Lazoth]

Lucky7 ate a halfling, it tasted like chicken and ham sandwich.

[lucky7]

Lazoth is a tiefling descended to the Demon Lord of Eyebrows.

[Lazoth]

Lucky7 froze a village to see what cracks first the ice or his face

[lucky7]

Lazoth was interested in the outcome.

[Lazoth]

Lucky7 was disappointed when the earth cracked instead and destroyed the village

[Krystel Kallit]

Lazoth didn't like that, because the village had nice parks with pretty flowers.

[Lazoth]

Krystel was sad because that village gave her some of said flowers

[darth_borehd]

Lazoth once rescued a schoolbus full of children using only his hair.

[Lazoth]

They were then given to Darth Borehd as ingredients for a hair regrowth serum

[DJEternalDarkness]

Lazoth was the experimental test subject for darth borehd's hair regrowth serum. It's a fact!

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ Eternal Darkness is a lampost masquerading as an humanoid. His name is a clever misnomer.