lucky7 is triskadecaphobic.
lucky7 is really Vladmir Putin and he poisons folk.
Lucky7 is Brad the Inhaler and he inhales folk.
When he was born, Pulg scared his mother to death, since he was so ugly.
When Pulg turned 5, Pulg's father fled the family house, driven utterly mad by the unearthly ugliness of his son.
The day of his 8th birthday, Pulg himself ran screaming from the clan's abode after having glimpsed the ghastly face of his monstrous younger sister.
All these are facts.
It is now rumored Pulg's sister later married Nyarlathotep, the latter describing her as "my kind of girl".
Quiche Lisp is really the end product of two hundred years of design of a super soldier. It has been done in a super secret underground bunker, so secret the scientists have been unknown to everyone. Quiche, as the end result of this process, is able to cause the breakdown of steam boilers just by looking at them.
Lucky 7 is deathly afraid of kittens. That's a fact.
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Quiche Lisp's mom suffered a complicated pregnancy which led his dad to seek a wizard who helped him travel to 1965 America for the assitance of a Dr. Blonsky who arranged for the use of this device to aid the birth of Quiche Lisp. His father became fascinated by the device and due to the quirkiness of interdimensional time travel. Quiche lisp was actually later also conceived on the same device.
DR Konijn is, at this very moment, running through the green grass, scooping up the field mice and bonking them on the head.
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lucky7 famously defeated Ken Clean-Air-System in a 1987 championship battle, but his eyes have been kind of halibut-shaped ever since.
lucky7 only has seven dollars, because he believes it will bring him great luck. sadly, his great luck leads him to a pile of 100 dollar bills, but he must spend them, or otherwise risk loosing the luck he is foolishly chasing.
IceniQueen is actually a princess.
Charles Scholz is a certified accountant.
Sissyl can disguise himself as paint.
Charles Scholz is pissed at me for playing his namesake's theme song (Linus and Lucy) at the school concert.
Lucky can freeze people so that they can later be defrosted and earns insane amounts of money doing this.
Lucky7 has lost every game of chance he has ever played.
Lucky7 has Luckys 1 to 6 hidden in IHIYC's interdimensional closet
pulg is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly that I can't look at his comments in fear of seeing his avatar.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is coming out of the closet.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet recorded a followup to 'Too Fat For Love' entitled 'Too Thin For Sin'
Pulg uses hair plugs.
Vod Canockers uses... hair... thingies. Chakram. Shuriken. Weights. Something. They are really to avoid Vod's hair growing inward.
While IHIYC has done the only reasonable thing and gone all out: Full body hair! With the proper accessories, this is a fashion that will last the entire season!
Sissyl is secretly Bicycle Repairperson. It's a fact!
IHIYC is secretly a gay alien
hobbsdadolfin's hero is Charley Tuna.
Birds suddenly appear whenever Vod Canockers is near. And when I say 'birds', I mean 'flour'