Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

I want to know more about this gnoomealoned pantishness you were talking about.

[Vidmaster7]

o_O

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

I think that it may be compulsory to let people just leave the thread when they feel it's getting out of hand. And by "let people" I mean force them out.

[Vidmaster7]

I mean they've been trying to on me for awhile now but it just ain't working.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

So, by simple deduction, it would appear that you are not only immortal (due to being absolutely boring, which makes a lot of sense really) but you are also really competitive and glutton for punishment.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah that actually sounds pretty on point.

[R2-FU]

*a mysterious flickering red dot suddenly appears on Vidmaster7's forehead*

*NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED*

[Skiron]

*gently places a bag of hard corn kernels on ground*

I'll be back for these shortly...*SnKZ-RT!*...

[Vidmaster7]

I'll just wait for the zerg rush.

[Pulg]

Followed by the agonising zerg comedown afterwards.

Zergs: don't do it!

[Vidmaster7]

Caffeine and zergs man they make you crash hard.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Reminds me of when I have to attend the Type-AAA meetings.

It's not natural to blackout after drinking so much blood.

[Lady Blackmoor]

I've known healthy vampires pass out after a single nip at my ex-husband due to the amount of dretch brandy present in his system - maybe that's part of the problem?

[Vampire Schism]

Glutton!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That's no way to live (ironic as it is, given how we vampires are undead). Besides, NO self respecting vampire EVER drinks blood from a man (too bitter).

[Lady Blackmoor]

'Too bitter' describes him perfectly.

[Vidferatu]

Blah! (If you can't beat em....)

[Vampire Schism]

All are welcome.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And what clan do YOU come from Vidferatu? Judging by your accent, I'd say that you are part of the Scorchborn clan (granted I don't know much about them).

[Pulg]

Do Scorchborn wear flaming kilts?

[Schism]

It helps keep jock itch at bay.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I wouldn't know (nor would I want to).

Also, I think I saw Nasty Orc lying unconscious on another thread somewhere. Best someone help him before a flock of Goattoucher bred vultures feast on him.

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

I guess that everyone ends up getting affected, one way or another, by travelling to other dimensions.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*uses a steamroller to send Dr. Albert W. Wily to the 2nd Dimension*

[Your Closet]

*Devours the steamroller and the 2nd Dimension (plus the clown) before it even touches Dr Albert W. Wily.*

[Vidferatu]

Definitely Tremere.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Gets angry at Vidferatu.*

Backstabbing wizard! Still, your blood magic is most useful.

[Vidferatu]

We don't talk about that.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Of course you don't, it's not exactly a secret that the Tremere clan is secretive and insular. Not to mention the fact that your kind is proud to create blood magic (it keeps all of you backstabbers useful).

If any of you is confused, here's the full description:

The Tremere are a clan of mages, spellcasters, and warlocks, who use magic they learned while living in undeath. They are considered to be back-stabbers by other vampire clans. The Tremere as a clan are insular and secretive. While they are hated by many, this hate has not exceeded their usefulness.

Only warlocks, wizards, mages and other magic users (along with every kind of usurper) find a home in the Tremere clan.

[Vidferatu]

Hey we don't like to talk about that either.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

You don't, but the rest of us vampires are more than happy to speak about it and everything else (especially Schism and the rest of her clan).

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fish-Malk,
Fish-Malk,
roly-poly Fish-Malk!
Fish-Malk,
Fish-Malk,
Drink you up, YUM!!!

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

<.<

>.>

??

*Shrugs.*

[Vidferatu]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Fish-Malk,

Fish-Malk,
roly-poly Fish-Malk!
Fish-Malk,
Fish-Malk,
Drink you up, YUM!!!

we don't mind talking about that.

[Pulg]

We enjoy talking about the Being, Fish-Malkovich.

[Fish-Malkovich]

You called me? Now what do you want?

[Vampire Schism]

I want to know who your dentist is.

[Fish-Malkovich]

I don't have one, my teeth are self-replacing. Besides, the last person to check my teeth lost his hands.

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

You called me? Now what do you want?

It turns out that we have an opening in the flugelhorn section.

[Vidferatu]

Who invited Jon lovitz?

[Cluny the Scourge]

I did.
Wanna make something of it?

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Dresses in a santa costume and then proceeds to throw bucketfuls of cold sushi gumbo at everyone.*

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Fishmas!

[Waterhammer]

Still at it, I see...

[Pulg]

There are 12 days of Fishmas, so you'll have to put up with it for a while, I'm afraid.

[Fish-Malkovich]

With 9 days to go, there's still lots of presents to give all of the good girls and boys. And plenty of naughty girls and boys to eat!

[Waterhammer]

One squishy eel.
Five flopping flounder.
Eight horseshoe crabs.
And a cartridge in a bare tree...

On the 17th day of Fishmas, an octopus gave to meee!

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Sounds awful fishy to me.

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Adds Un-Bear-able Puns to the naughty list.*

There's no excuse for rudeness you, especially around THIS time of year!

*Promptly eats Un-Bear-able Puns.*

[Vidmaster7]

I feel like eating people could be considered rude.

[Fish-Malkovich]

Not if they deserve it.