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From the right perspective a lot of people deserve it... Blah....


Did someone say eating?

Sovereign Court

What happened to you? Did you spend too much time climbing trees?


Wiley I feel like your look is missing a giant mustache.


Give him some of yours. You have plenty to spare.

Sovereign Court

Thank you, Schism, I admire those with wit. And Vidmaster7, I did explain that this is an EARLIER version of me when I started getting old and before I had a moustache and started wearing contact lenses.


Mustache just migrated around to the back of his head.


Happens to the best of us. Not like you'd notice on me, or Vidders.


Fishstache!


I may have a collection but pulg is the collection.

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And apparently, or so I was told by your sister on your left most beard hair's side, you sold him as part of your new year's resolution.


I resolve to be crazier in the coming year.

Sovereign Court

No offence, but just how exactly can YOU of all people be crazier in the new year?


I feel a new personality coming to the surface.


What she said.

Sovereign Court

Umm, we've already met Vampire Schism. You said a NEW personality.

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Lets help her out.
Here's some choices:
1. Jurassic Schism
2. Chicken Schism
3. Werewolf Schism
4. FrankenSchism
5. Ice Schism
6. Yogg Schism
7. Mama Schism
8. UniSchism


What about Schasm, Schism's big sibling?


She is coming!

*Screams in agony


*which turns into a cackle

Hee Hee Hee!

I have arrived.
The world will never be the same.


I must thank you Count Heydrich.
If not for that bite you gave me, I may have languished in my own subconsciousness forever.

Sovereign Court

Uh, you're welcome... I guess.

*Wonders just HOW a derro can become a blood hag through a vampire bite.*

It's going to be a very crazy year.

*Sees Schism Hag start eating Nosferatu Fester Addams and Comte de Malodor, who start joyfully squealing like a couple of schoolgirls.*

You two are just terrible, stop looking so happy, getting eaten is NOT a fun experience!


Teeheeheehee! Oh, stoppit! EEEheeheeheehee!

Well, that depends, doesn't it? Ooohoohoohohoo! Hee!

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*Punches Comte de Malodor in the face with so much force that, he goes unconscious and I completely fracture my right hand.*

OUCH! THAT REALLY HURTS!

*While clutching my broken wrist, I apologise to Comte de Malodor's family for injuring him.*


Peanut butter!


Jelly time!


Mummy, he's still alive.


Yes, dear, I can see. Hopefully Marquis G. and the Baron of Vidmaster are going to choke him with the peanut butter and jelly before he regains consciousness.


WHHHOOO DOES PUNCH MY HHHUSBANT?!


o s&!~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpcL-fQNPfQ


Sillys of course i'm alive. <immortal without being undead>

Sovereign Court

A god to ants, that's what you are Vidmaster7.

*Shows broken hand to Lashcastrakaa.*

I'm the idiot who punched him, and got badly hurt because of it.


Did you know some ant colonies wage war with other ant colonies on an inter-continental scale? It is happening this, very, moment!

god to ants is a heavy mantle to bear..


Little buggers will soon grow beards.


Hi, I'm Poppy.


Not low poppy?


Chapter 1: Winning Strategems


Bold words for a man WITH COAL IN HIS EARS!!!!!


We don't know anything for sure except that the official story is false


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
*Wonders just HOW a derro can become a blood hag through a vampire bite.*

You have no problem with a vampire whose hair is bleached white, but have a problem with mine?

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
It's going to be a very crazy year.

You have now idea how right you are.

Hee Hee Hee

Sovereign Court

I never said I had a problem with your hair, it's rather nice actually, I just found it unusual that a vampire bite could turn a derro into a hag.

Sovereign Court

*Looks at Schism Hag.*

Why did you stop eating me? I was rather enjoying it.

*Upon hearing this, Count Reiner Heydritch is violently ill.*


Speaking of rabbit holes, if you google for "magic users FORTRAN" and browse through Images, you will see a world untold.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
I never said I had a problem with your hair, it's rather nice actually, I just found it unusual that a vampire bite could turn a derro into a hag.

You didn't transform me silly vampire, you released me.

My appearance is my own doing.


Your own doing, or that of GoatToucher Miracle Silk Crème de Visage?


1.1 Cross the sea without the emperor's knowledge

Sovereign Court

*Stops vomiting for a moment and looks at Schism Hag.*

Oh, that makes sense. Makes me wonder the source of your personas.

*Feels a little bit better, so cleans mouth and throws away sick bucket.*


How would you like your steak, Count Reiner Heydrich?

A completely innocent question. I don’t care what you thought you heard.


1.2 Besiege Wei to rescue Zhao

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