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Banned for just cause.

Death by 1000 Teeth: 10d1000 ⇒ (917, 976, 518, 316, 606, 713, 299, 966, 129, 834) = 6274


Laugh it up furball.
You only took the eye because of chicanery.
The battle was a draw.

smacks Kat's Eye on the head with a broom
You will not eat one of my subordinates!

Cuts off Fish-Malkovich's flipper

Not so fast.
John the Rat has been denied any personal time after being found guilty of felonious conduct.
Nobody steals from me!

He creates BeanBombas of course.

....I'm completely dumbfounded.

The next poster has a nighttime job they would like to share.

Sneaks in and steals one of the eggs. Gets away without anyone noticing.

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You snooze, you lose.

I only eat GoatToucher meals on holidays.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Captain Marvel (the original) says Xasay Xyu's name is zapped by Johnny Thunder's Thunderbolt.

The Patsy.

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*Seeing what others are doing to the animals, the Rat God imbues all Rats with great intelligence and evolves them to their potential.
All Rats on the planet grow to over 6 feet tall.
They soon control an area over 10 million square miles of varying habitats.
While this is only 10% of the total land mass, it is on all 13 continents.
While mostly concentrated in their cities, they can be found in other cities as well holding many positions of power.

Laclale* is banned for being jealous.



Mr. Grinch wrote:

Actually, that's just ash from the Rover when Dedrick went and blew it up!

Hang on, what are you doing on Mars? Get back here this instant!

Mars needs women.

Are they any relation to the Blue Meanies?

How about "Yes Virginia, there is a Satan Claus"?

Unless it was industrial strength it won't hold more than a minute.

If Those Deadly Owls attack me, I may accidently drop the egg on the ground.
Why don't we just call a truce and go our separate ways?

Holds up an ovoid shape.

Look what I found in a nearby nest, a Deadly Owl egg.

Whatever shall I do with it?

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Fun for GoatToucher, not so much everyone else.

Bagelon 5

I do, but I don't go there for obvious reasons.

The next poster is an escaped prisoner.


stopping to read this stupid thread.

Banned for keeping this running tooth gag going.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30

Cheese!: 1d100 ⇒ 38

I did.
Wanna make something of it?

The last Prima Stratagy Guide.


Mickey is a wimp!

JTDV is banned for getting there first.

Pulg is part Sasquatch, on his mother's side.

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That must be what happened to my face.
I was walking along and suddenly it felt like I was hit by a ray of searing light

Alexis has been promoted to head up the Bureau of Odd Facial Expressions.

Lets see.
1d118 ⇒ 2 Sepron the Sea Serpent

Pulls out magical talking device.
Hey, Midgard Serpent. I found a relative of yours.
Should I kill it?

Malvel only plays with children.

Shouty Pouty :(

Hey, Nightrat.
You need to check the spelling of your name.
Since this is only your second post, you should be able to correct it.

We rats must look out for each other.
(Yes I know you are technically not a rat, but you took rat as part of your name.)

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What a nice compliment.

Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian studies flatulence up close and personal.

Something like this?

I used to be average until I got a beauty treatment.

Viva el Gruumash!

Puny rodent.

Bluff: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

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