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It's true the beard does in fact have a terrible sense of humor.


Hopefully it isn't a punster.


Aww my streak.


It is looking a bit faded. Go back to the beard-dresser and get it touched up.


Least you didn't go for the other kind of streak.


:looks over NV7:

Nice genitals.


There speaks a true connoisseur.


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TMI! TMI!

Liberty's Edge

Schism wrote:
TMI! TMI!

*syntax error - TRANSLATING...*


*SHANKS NVM & GOATTOUCHER*

Sickos.....

*wanders off*


:looks down at open abdominal wound:

Now that takes me back....

Scarab Sages

*practices knife-throwing act with GoatToucher's abdominal wound as target*


So close no matter how far.

Silver Crusade

*sneaks up on Vidmaster7 from behind, razor in hand*

JOHNNY DEPP....


Meh I've had worse.

Liberty's Edge

*advances on Vidmaster7 from the the opposite direction, Shiva-chainsaw-arm-system deployed*

*WHOORPWHOORPWHOORP!!!*


Well that one was a new one anyways.


*advances on Vidmaster7 from a third direction*

MMMMMMMM, BIG JUICY LICHEN!


So is AM tardigrade like a regular sized tardigrade or like a humongous one? because their is a good chance I don't even notice that approach.


AM HUGE TARDIGRADE, YES!!!


Ok then yes one would be worried if one were Lichen.


AM NOT LICHEN?!? AM...ROTIFER, THEN?

AM DELICIOUS ROTIFER!!!

*extends vacuu-mouth, continues advancing*


Where Pulg when I need him. He resembles Tardigrade food way more then me.

Dark Archive

*sneaks up on Vidmaster7 opposite AM TARDIGRADE, obsidian dagger in one hand, Can-O'-Shoggoth in the other*

Sovereign Court

*waits in the wings, Punjab Lasso at the ready*

The Concordance

*quietly begin rappelling down from ceiling*


You guys are just lucky I already called in my Pun Pun favor for this month.


*stands by the door, casually leaning on metal baseball bat*


O wait it is November isn't it? *grabs his waking stick*


*groggy* Huh what? who?


Me? Food? Cover me with tomato sauce and cheese and I suppose I might resemble spaghetti with meatballs - I'd still be thoroughly inedible, though.


My first thought is "STEP ON THAT THING! Step on it before it gets to the children!!!"


On top of ol pulg-ie all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed!


George Carlin wrote:
My first thought is "STEP ON THAT THING! Step on it before it gets to the children!!!"

Mine as well. I'm having a dinner party tonight and the Arch Viceroy to the Lord of [INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOISE THAT MAKES YOUR EYEBALLS ITCH] has a host of food allergies. I have a very particular menu in mind.

Foot-Crushed Tardigrade is a delicacy of particular nuance, suited for the most sophisticated of palates and the most sensitive of viscera.

Silver Crusade

*taps GoatToucher on shoulder (with lead-gauntleted hand), shakes head, points from George Carlin to Pulg*


GoatToucher wrote:
George Carlin wrote:
My first thought is "STEP ON THAT THING! Step on it before it gets to the children!!!"

Mine as well. I'm having a dinner party tonight and the Arch Viceroy to the Lord of [INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOISE THAT MAKES YOUR EYEBALLS ITCH] has a host of food allergies. I have a very particular menu in mind.

Foot-Crushed Tardigrade is a delicacy of particular nuance, suited for the most sophisticated of palates and the most sensitive of viscera.

Should we bring our own sacrificial victims?


Probably; don't want to accidentally sacrifice a participant.

Sovereign Court

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Honestly, I go away for a little while and you lot have fun without me, charming!

And I agree, we SHOULD bring our own sacrificial victims.

*Comes at Vidmaster7 with an electric toothbrush and toothpaste.*

Just going along with what everyone else is doing.


You probably wouldn't want that meatball anymore.


That's not a polite thing to call Pun-Pun.


Grr.

Sovereign Court

Who's been talking about meatballs? So far, everyone has been talking about sacrifices and attacking Vidmaster7 with electric razors and electric toothbrushes.


Yeah I don't know what spawned that. Maybe they are trying to shave my beard to make a second Pulg.

Sovereign Court

All any of us know, is that R2-FU (whom YOU yourself built, Vidmaster7) is the one who first came at you with a razor and toothbrush.


Vid, why did you build R2-FU?

Why?

Liberty's Edge

*SHUDDERshudderrumblerumble-T'F'DT!T'F'DT'!T'F'DT'...slowly prints out crudely-drawn crayon picture of big-bearded smiley-stickman linking hands with a short polygonal entity on green field with what might be an apple tree on the far left and a large goldenrod sunburst in the upper-right corner*


Did I? I don't remember this... Maybe my memory is going?

Dark Archive

*stands in the back somewhere, inhaling sharply through a crystalline straw-like apparatus pointed - precisely along the path of a major interstellar ley line, no less - at the back of Vidmaster7's head*

...*sudden worried look in crossed eyes directed down at straw*

Fortitude save vs starvation: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

*coughs politely a few times* Ah. A-ha. Hmm, perhaps it is time I cut back....


*swats back of head* Who let gnats in?


Richard, gnats in.

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