Probably bloody.
who is a smurf?
Smurf'n what mate?
How would you like your steak, Count Reiner Heydrich?
A completely innocent question. I don’t care what you thought you heard.
He's particularly fond of smurf 'n' turf, I hear.
What smurf isn't?
Its the smurfiest.
What's his Smurfin problem?
'Don't look, don't look,' the shadows breathe
I hear a lot of tall Tails... miles of tails.
I suppose this is what passes for half-time entertainment in the Blood War.
A new player has entered the field.
I wonder whose side she is on?
Hee Hee Hee!
Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts.
Cherry or Strawberry?
Strawberry boo
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What exactly is a "pop tart"? I don't think that we have them in England.
*Shrugs.*
On a side note, I wonder how Dr. Albert Wily is faring against the "blue geeks" as he calls them.
*Sees Dr. Albert W. Wily run away really fast, screaming at the top of his voice, while being chased by the "blue geeks".*
Guess that answers THAT question. What does that guy got against smurfs anyway?
*Realises what he's just said, looks at self in a mirror.*
I just HAD to say that word didn't I? Honestly, it's the chaos spawn thing all over again!
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What exactly is a "pop tart"? I don't think that we have them in England.
You may know them better as Scary, Ginger, Sporty, Posh and Baby.
word.
Hello all!
Sheesh!
Why did it have to be her to show up next?
I like her.
She has such a great voice.
Who is she?
Why can't I see her?
It would be better if she played the accordion.
No it wouldn't.
*looks around
Who said that?
I don't see anyone here but me.
What are you talking about?
*whisper in the ear
Just ignore him dear.
He is crazy.
Hee Hee Hee
Okay.
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*Seethes with rage.*
We are NOT crazy, we are perfect!
*Places left hand to the red gem embedded in our forehead.*
Thanks to the power of the Reality Stone, we will show you.
*Uses right hand to cast an image of the "Tomb of Borrors" thread. The image shows Malvel trying to separate Vampire Schism from regular Schism (causing the derro immense pain).*
Behold, the truth we spoke of, now do you believe us?
*Dismisses the image, leaving everyone stunned.*
Are you ready to kneel before us?
It would be better if she played the accordion.
Everything's better if you're playing the accordion!!!
Nice illusion magic.
Can you do this?
*Pulls a vampire bat out of her hair
I named her Little Sis.
The things I have to go through to have a conversation with myself.
Hello Bis Sis.
How are things with you today?
If you could post one thing what would it be?
I'm just fine.
Although there is somebody over there making googly eyes at me.
He says he is a god.
Do you remember what momma said about strange men saying they were gods and making googly eyes at you?
I remember something, but there was a dragonfly outside.
*sigh
"..."
Oh yeah.
"..."
That's right.
OOHH!
"..."
"..."
The magic I could have cast right afterward if I was awake...
Oh well, can't win them all.
Hee Hee Hee
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We are a robot (the combination of MCU's Ultron and Capcom's Sigma), that has been granted extraordinary power thanks to the Space Stone...
*Points to the blue stone in our chest.*
And the Reality Stone...
*Points to the red stone in our head.*
Then again, your feeble mind could never comprehend such wonders we can create. Which is why, no doubt, you have multiple personalities all trying to gain control of your body while we - Ultron Sigma - are in complete harmony.
*cast forgetfulness
There, no one will remember this conversation.
Someday, I will be able to affect more than just the last hour of someone's memory.
Hee Hee Hee
that was waaaay more than one thing.
Top Parts. Mmm.
Taco Bell has jobs paying $100,000.00 per year now. Why didn't they before?
Only now have they realised that they need a young monsieur and madame to ring the taco bell, and skills like that don't come cheap.
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Pathetic....
*Goes around, completely obliterating every single Taco Bell company.*
That's dealt with. Now we may focus on our true objectives!
*Notices Pulg begin to cry.*
Do not weep for the loss of that meager food company - Pulg - for when we remake the world in our image, you will have no need for such a concern.
*Uses the power of the Reality Stone and the Space Stone to merge Golaria with Earth and begins to infect the population of both worlds with a virus, turning them into machines under our control. Pulg is among the first to be converted, all be it he is a giant sentient wire brush now. So far, only Schism and her multiple personalities have shown any immunity to the virus. No matter, all will join the cause soon enough.*
*Uses time gem. Reverses everything Ultron Sigma did.
Hee Hee Hee