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Zanzibarbarians are underpowered because they only get one class option.

That, and they rely too heavily on their four armed short women...
with their exploding wigs of death!

*"Haven't you heard about 'novelisation'?"*

Batman: The Killing Coke

A CERTAIN SOMEONE HIDING IN ME!

Terror from beyond your clothes!

I devour IHIYC when he next tries to hide in me!

I have done NOTHING, except end all existence!

And it was IHIYC who drank the BEER (alcoholic beverage).

You should be less concerned about what's "out there", and more concerned about what's "in here"!

*Opens, all existence ends, IHIYC drinks a beer.*

*Devours the steamroller and the 2nd Dimension (plus the clown) before it even touches Dr Albert W. Wily.*

Even sentient furniture needs to be able to defend itself. And besides, heroes have such delicious souls. That and it says "made in China" on my back.

The next poster prefers Greek "Giros".

*Opens.*

*The lights are then snuffed out.*

*Hideous, gurgling laughter (or maybe it's just Fester Addams using mouthwash).*

TLQ wrote a series of rhyming children's books under the pen name: "Dr Seuss".

Dear uncle Goattoucher,

Why does some clown keep hiding in me?!

Yours sincerely,

The single most greatest thing in the known universe.

When you let some clown hide in you in order to feel fulFILLED.

I'm ALWAYS there! So I hear everything.

And the scandalous news I have is [SUPER REDACTED]!

The next poster, upon hearing the news, has just had their head explode and their soul now feeds me for eternity!

*Eldritch gibberish mixed with strange laughter.*

Translation: "I have arrived at last!"

*Spits out a jester who's been hiding in it.*