Reign of Winter (group two) (Inactive)

Game Master Whack-a-Rogue

Lyosha Neverhome wrote:

*Drapes brotherly arm over Inner Zsestrian*

Come with me my friend

Who are you?

Ah, he's probably that inner poet of darkness and self-loathing.
What are you gonna do, beat us to death with free-form verses?
Are we sure we should pick a fight?
Dude, hands off!
Everyone! Run for your lives!
No, really, what the hell is going on?...Wait, Sigrun and Lyosha aren't here?

Nah, they kicked me out

Let me in

So i think Silence should become a Felininjarai Or a barfeladruiderai?

I kid was just laying in bed trying to nap and thinking silly thoughts. I know if, heavens forbid, Mule ever goes down i hope to reincarnate him into a humanOid monk.

*lawls* so miss Vashti has eyecandy. *nods nods* :)

Sorry about the low posting, fatigue and work are knocking me out.

I need to check with the accounting department (wife) but I will send some donations shortly.

Silence, sweety, I some consider me eye candy, yes, yes?

Also, still catching... up.....on.. thread FACEPALM.

sigh

what am going to do with you lot...

Glad to hear you're feeling better though (you are feeling better aren't you?)

Who else is gonna go drag the barbarians out of the tower?

Lol yeah, probably the least awkward choice to go wake them up.

pshh Silence will be along in a moment or twelve. . . wondering where friend Lyosha and friend Sigrun went off too no doubts :P I too will prolly most likely donate and all that, unfortunately has to wait for that payday thing on friday.

Awkward Silence

Welcome back Vashti! Now that everyone's here, do we move on?

Also, I finished going over the Familiar Folio: lots of cool stuff, but surprisingly there's very little that fits with Zses. While the Shadow Patron power is cool (Amps up the creepiness factor, and it's a no save fear!), I don't really want to delay the patron spells by one level.
The archetypes, too, are something I'm still deciding on: while Figment Familiar fits flavor-wise, I don't like it mechanically (ignoring the fact that a witch is called out as not being able to have a figment familiar). The two I like the most are the Emissary and the Mascot, probably leaning for the second.
Cheerleader creepy birds for the win!

I am soooo wanting that folio. We are waiting until YBD gets paid, cause all of the donated money is going towards... I don't know... Maybe a dog. Lol

I'm glad you're back Mama! Lots of stuff has happened!

How do you check if Sigrun gets all preggers? Is that a random roll? XD

Heh not sure if we want to go that route, but in my mature game (still world saving action, just mature theme) we' have a few rules for it and for most races it's a 20% chance. Roll under 20 on a d100 and someone's been knocked up. IF we were doing that here: 1d100 ⇒ 86

We currently actually have a 2 months pregnant Aasimar Warpriestess of Sarenrae who got pregnant on her wedding night, a couple weeks before we headed out on another mission.

Lol thats cool, actually. Id love to roleplay a pregnant woman. ZSES! XD

Heh not sure if we want to go that route, but in my mature game (still world saving action, just mature theme) we' have a few rules for it and for most races it's a 20% chance. Roll under 20 on a d100 and someone's been knocked up. [dice=IF we were doing that here]1d100

We currently actually have a 2 months pregnant Aasimar Warpriestess of Sarenrae who got pregnant on her wedding night, a couple weeks before we headed out on another mission.

Neverhome has suffered Error 404. Please reboot.

lol....any one of Lyosha's or Sigrun's scars could also take care of that possibility.

Heh, waiting for Vashti to show up and work a spell. Roll twice and take the lower result.

Lol no what we need to do is hook Vashti up then have Zses use the misfortune hex on her, she'd be thrilled.

I wonder if he ever goes outside bordellos and just keeps casting ad nauseam?

Pray Vashti never takes a level of Witch, she'd be casting it all the friggin time. On everyone!

lololol

You get a baby, you get a baby, you get a baby....EVERYBODY GETS A BABYYYYY!!!!!!

She'd become the Golarion Oprah of Babies!

Does barbarian + barbarian = barbarian^2? Because if that's the case then certain someone's have just created that Russian dude Rocky fights.

We made Dolph Lundgren? Sweet!

I wonder if he ever goes outside bordellos and just keeps casting ad nauseam?

Can't. 1 use on a given person per day.

Lyosha Neverhome wrote:

I wonder if he ever goes outside bordellos and just keeps casting ad nauseam?

Can't. 1 use on a given person per day.

You just have to cast it and keep cackling madly until they're done, but people tend to notice that.

Well there's more than one person in a bordello, and cackling madly would probably make the average person finish then and there :3

Glad to hear you're feeling better though (you are feeling better aren't you?)

Who else is gonna go drag the barbarians out of the tower?

Better is going to be a relative term for I while, I'm past the bronchitis, but I have several follow up appointments to deal with my breathing problems and fatigue.

Should be interesting...

I'm not sure I would drag the two of you out of bed, you make a cute (if murderous) couple.

I feel for ya on the fatigue and breathing problems. But relatively better is a great improvement from how you were before. :)

Reads baby conversation....

FACEPALM...casts Guidance

heal/Lyosha: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 1 = 18

heal/Sigrun: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 1 = 20

Assuming a DC 15? to identify previous damage and the fact that, yes, I did look everyone over when they stripped (never know what some one is hiding), you're both "intact" enough for kids.

Hurry up, I aren't gitten any younger.

Um, as for Allie and Zes...and Percy and Hobbes....

er...um, the act of passion is...possible?

um, I think..you will need magic for...er, offspring.

everyone's getting down but me, Silence and Ered. Did YBD make the Slaygon into the Love Wagon when he upgraded it?

Barbarian musk is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Well, Ered is basically married to his sword, and Silence will meet a potential furry friend soon. That just leaves Mamushka. ;-) Maybe she can take over driving the pimpmobile. I mean the Slaygon ;-)

I feel for ya on the fatigue and breathing problems. But relatively better is a great improvement from how you were before. :)

Absolutely, now to tackle the next issue.

Wait, why is Zes laughing outside a brothel?

...

Going to move...along...now.

Vashti would have eaten her meal and likely fallen asleep.

The younger members would have been fine with several near death experiences, adrenaline, battle and slaying their foes, but it would have taken a physical, mental and emotional toil on her.

I'll need to look into the retraining rules here shortly, caring for a party this large may necessitate some changes.

Well, Ered is basically married to his sword, and Silence will meet a potential furry friend soon. That just leaves Mamushka. ;-) Maybe she can take over driving the pimpmobile. I mean the Slaygon ;-)

Strangely enough, this may contain my pimp wagon and could be considered the group song.

My also contain younger Vashti somewhere.

I finished making the thank you cards for Neverhome and friends!!

I should have hem shipped out monday!! if you wanna see mah work:

http://www.gofundme.com/lec32o

Sweet, thankies :3

I sent some moolah to the fundraiser... also tossed up an advert for it on my Tumblr... granted im not exactly tumblr famous but you never know :)

Will get a contribution out next week when I get paid.

Thank you guys sooooo much! We have hit half a K!!! So what is that? A V? an n?

Wait, why is Zes laughing outside a brothel?

It's an hobby like any other!

*Keeps cackling*

WHELP i have 13 reblogs on my Tumblr about it I dont know if that has lead to anymore donations but ist a start i think :)

Wolf-skinners should give me a Survival or Craft(something relevant) check. Winter Wolf pelts occasionally have special properties. :-)

:) I'm happy Ered did so much good this time. For next time I run into a critical, do I add in the damaging spell as well for crit damage?

I think he's coming out of his shell finally, and more about his past.

As long as a spell has an attack roll (which Frostbite does), it can crit. Normally it's 20/x2, but when using Spellstrike, it uses the weapon's crit modifier. Crit-fishing Magi are nasty. :-)

Woohoo! Keen scimitar is gonna be a lot of fun! I'll remember that, since Frostbite can easily cause enemy knockout/death.

there has a check! i hope its good enough!

Woohoo! Keen scimitar is gonna be a lot of fun! I'll remember that, since Frostbite can easily cause enemy knockout/death.

man i had a ranger/rogue/barbarian with a keen falchion back in greyhawk 3.5 d&d times... it was disturbing the amount of damage he could put out in a short time.

Yeah, the Frostbite/Chill Touch Magus doesn't do as much damage as the bog-standard Intensified shocking grasp Magus, but it makes up for that by being a vicious debuffer. I played a whip-wielding one briefly, and he was quite terrifying.

... I just rage and hit stuff.

Who posted the skinning check in Discussion? It's gone now.

I definitely am starting to come into understanding with this guy He is very very fun. The debuffing is so very much fun! Not a huge amount of damage, but dang if he hasn't proven to come with so many options out the gate.

Exactly. Magi are one of my favorite Martial classes. I enjoy them about as much as Alchemists. :-)

Who posted the skinning check in Discussion? It's gone now.

Hobbes, and it's still up there.

Slander and lies.