Related to a previous post - Purely for RP I have a dwarf fighter in RotRL wielding a Dwarven Longhammer he crafted in the image of the Rusty Dragon for the hammerhead. I also took Advanced Weapon Training: Versatile Training for Diplomacy with the Hammer group (GM ruled the Longhammer in Hammer group).
I'm looking for a fun name for the Hammer to make it semi-famous to give Hammer training Diplomacy some grounding in reality. Maybe it's been heard of before, accounting for the Diplomacy boost. Something related to Rusty Dragon or Sandpoint in the name.
Currently thinking something along the lines of Dorf Dragon, Sandhammer, etc. it could be comical or serious.
EDIT: For RP purposes he was a wondering exile that found a home in sandpoint and has a crush on Ameiko. With his bad Charisma it's led to some funny moments.
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Hammery McHammerface
You're not gonna improve on that ^^^
Name it "Molly's Reach" and claim that you use it for beachcombing.
And that's probably pretty obscure so just go with Molly (Maul-y.)
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Ban, the Troll Bane. Forces discussions to remain civil. A hammer that once belong to the adjudicator 'Mod'.
...sorry (I'm not sorry).
'Blunt Talk'
'Dead Horse Bane'
'Compromise'
The diplomat.
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M.C.? And on its haft, in the ancient tongue of the Dwarves, are writ the words:
Break it down. Stop. Hammer time.
You could do worse for a battle cry. You could do a lot better, but conceivably you could do worse.
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Blunt diplomacy
Convincing argument
Diplommer
Poundsand... lol
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Some Name ideas, with possible back and forth Common and Dwarven translations.
Draakhamer (Dragon Hammer)
Ijsbreker (Ice Breaker)
Thunder of the Rusted King (Lopt Thund-Keczar)
Reach of Durheim (NåDurhein)
Gavel of the Great Halls (Vasari-Sala)
Arbiter of the Summits (Välittä-Kord)
Czarrenheim or Tsarspuud (The Emperor's Crown and The Emperor's Tree)
Jurisdiction (Toimivalta)
Authority (Mmyndighed)
Aatelu-Vasara (Nobility's Hammer)
Rettendrager (Court Dragon)
Jack
Draconic Persuader
Final Word
Uncivil Discourse
Closing Argument
Subtle Retort
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Captain Hammer.
Nah. He is Captain Hammer. The hammer is his
Pusillanimous Pounder
Percussive Maintenance
Thumpasaurus Rex.
El Kabong
OK I feel a bard build coming on. . . .
M.C.
Maxwell?
FeO hammer?
Hangover
The Peace Breaker
NPC: Is that peace as in doves, or piece as in breaking into pieces?
PC: That's up to you.
Talk Softly.
My paladin just called his hammer Ol' Sledge. Dunno if that's epic enough, but she was part of the family.
The Sandpoint Standard. You're a local hero, get the powers that be to make you a deputy or sherrif or such, and then just declare the dragon your badge of office. Then make a habit of telling the hammer's history to everyone you would Diplomacy with...
Give it any name, even, but the above leverages for diplomacy.
Blunt Worm
My Viking's hammer is called Áshamarr. I guess yours could be:
#1 - The Rusty Hammer: with low Cha maybe that's the best you'd come up with?
#2 - The Quarter Pounder: because you pound people with the hammer until they beg for quarter?
#3 - The Dragon Queen: You could embarrass yourself and your friends by naming your hammer after Ameiko in a way which might be considered insensitive by some. With a silly accent that clips dragon to "drag'n" and slurs the words together a bit you could also probably make it sound enough like "the drag queen" for people to intentionally confuse it (which might juxtapose humorously with a macho bearded dwarf)
#4 - Sandpounder
#5 - Gravel Gavel
#6 - Foe Flattener
#7 - Goblincrusher
#8 - The Tenderizer
#9 - Sledge-o-matic
#10 - Skullsquasher
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It.
"I'm going to drop It."
"Drop what?"
"It."
*THUNK*
Also can't go wrong with "Gabriel".
Joe. As in "Joe's not happy about this."
The Pounder of Flesh
Headbreaker
Corpsemaker
There's a lot of great stuff in here :D
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hammerabi
The Prosecution
Strong Point! With carved dwarven runes on it where you can read "Izfrig Khazad" (or another cool dwarf catch phrase) which translate in "Closed Case" when it's underlined with your enemy's blood.