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I'm torn:
I want to run Myth-Speakers, then Revenge for my group of players that played Rise, S'd S, and is now in Return; I also want to bring them through Doom for Sandpoint first.
...I also want to be a player in those.

I did love giving a Recall Knowledge tidbit about a hydra as, "It's an invasive species from Iblydos."

Or having certain monsters introduce themselves as "Sufestra Medusa" or "Xanesha Lamia", who can all trace their lineage back to the original.
I do like how it's ultimately its own place, and that no player will have to worry about a hero-god getting uncomfortably flirtatious with their PC.

Not an iconic, but I think Benedict Cumberbatch would make a good Xanderghul. He's got the high cheekbones and would have fun doing all the self-aggrandizing arrogance.

I'd support this, but here's my fancast (picking actors from Whenever):

Xanderghul: Jude Law

Sorshen: Lucy Liu? Catherine Zeta-Jones, perhaps?

Alaznist: Melissa McCarthy

Karzoug: Alastair Duncan, as it turned out his role in Shadow of Mordor was how I always did Karzoug.

Zutha: Tony Jay meets Tim Curry

Krune: Bruce Willis (I imagine him over-enunciating, even savouring, every word)

Belimarius: Ellen McLain (TF2, not Portal)

26: "It was the will of Ihys." In reference to an unlikely success, or the failure of a sure thing. (Probably not often used)

Having read the Player's Guide for the Myth-Speaker AP, I expect the reaction in Iblydos is along the lines of "Nobody Cares".
I know there are people who like to Fight the Prejudice in their RPGs, and that there are also people who Don't Want the Prejudice in their RPGs. As long as everyone can figure something out, then that's good.

I also recall a gossipy Varisian town's reaction to an Empyrian human: everyone lusted after her, or wanted to make lucky charms out of her hair, and she felt nobody respected her as a person. (At least that's how it might be written for 2e)
The only one who listened to her honestly set her down an evil path...

I imagine services to Torag would involve the whole family, both Torag's and one's own. People come to learn and listen, not just about how Torag's family dug their way through Heaven, but also practical things. Not just metalwork, but cooking or weaving; anyone who knows how to build something could offer to teach the rest of the congregation.
Services to Asmodeus? A reading from the Asmodean Monograph, possibly with references to supplementary texts, all coming back to how these lessons can be applied in the real world, possibly to one's lessers.
I imagine a service to Winlas would involve invitations to step forward and perform a service for another faith, one that hasn't been done recently.

I knew Hei Feng had the title of Duke of Thunder, but when I read about Ranginori in Rage of the Elements, he was also given that title. I thought, at first, it was a reasonable typo, considering Hshurha was the Duchess of All Winds, but if they both lay claim to the same duchy, I wonder how they get along together.
I expect they can co-exist peacefully and share their title, but they're probably ambivalent about each other.

I like his portrayal in Chapter 4 of Return, because it did a good job of making him look superhumanly smug.
Now he looks furious, and I'm even more excited to see what happens.

Ooh, I was waiting for this ever since I first heard about Iblydos!
I want to run this about as much as I want to play in it!
(not to mention the next one!)

...Has anyone else wondered aloud if Cobyslarni was ever in a relationship with the Oliphaunt of Jandelay?
It probably couldn't last, if it happened.

The Shifty Mongoose wrote:

My first reaction to this: Wow, after all that research, I'm impressed!

Second Thoughts: I'd still like to see a statblock for Ghenschau. Ah well, omitting ol' Breezes-Still-and-Ripples-Cease does help simplify things a bit, which is a part of his faith.

Third Thoughts: I would like to see Edicts/Anathema for the Peacock Spirit, even though printing it would count as blasphemy.
Since it's most likely a dead faith at this point, I'm guessing it'd be ** spoiler omitted **

To be fair, Edicts and Anethema can exist outside of the world so I don't think it's nessercarily blasphmeny.

I meant that, in-setting, Spiriters wouldn't have wanted information about their mystery cult to be publicly available; and that, out-of-setting, a fully-accurate explanation would be an AP Spoiler for PF1e.

My first reaction to this: Wow, after all that research, I'm impressed!

Second Thoughts: I'd still like to see a statblock for Ghenschau. Ah well, omitting ol' Breezes-Still-and-Ripples-Cease does help simplify things a bit, which is a part of his faith.

Third Thoughts: I would like to see Edicts/Anathema for the Peacock Spirit, even though printing it would count as blasphemy.
Since it's most likely a dead faith at this point, I'm guessing it'd be

I should've made the title for this, "Do Readied Actions Disrupt Spells?"
but I wanted to phrase it the way a GM would hear it.
Anyway, I'm glad to know I had it right the first time.

A popular tactic is to ready an action to fire a ranged weapon at a spellcaster, if they start casting a spell.
Or at least, it was back in The Old Days of Concentration Checks.
Currently, Reactive Strikes specifically Disrupt Spells, but the Ready action doesn't mention this.
Does this mean that a Readied action to shoot, say, an arrow at whomever's Casting a Spell cannot Disrupt the Spell? That the arrow most likely connects after the Spell is done?
If so, then I'm perfectly fine with this. Enemy spellcasters aren't so easily shut down without relying on spells like Wall of Wind.
Furthermore, I might tell spellcasting PCs that an NPC is aiming a crossbow at them, then let them know that their spell still goes off after the initial fear if the bolt connects.

I like that picture. Does this mean that Swashbucklers get fun things to do with bucklers?

We can take these mechs through the Drift, right? They've gotta be Drift-Compatible.
(Also: Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.)

Aw, and here I was hoping that the death of the God of War would usher in a new age of peace.

But seriously, folks, all of this stuff looks great, and I now want to make up an Abomination Vaults character for the purpose of self-aggrandizing in Curtain Call.

I like what you've done with her. I gave her a Water-Elemental bloodline, partially so that she could "overwater" them with Hydraulic Push or a water-related Fireball (sucks water out of the ground, and detonates a high-pressure blast!), and partially because being able to boss the water around would give her a lot of power in a flower-reliant place.
I also gave her the Elaborate Flourish feat instead of Alchemy Crafting.

Something I forgot to add:
This is also a good look at what it means to be a civilian who never needs to level up in a setting with high-level people running around.

Ooh, this'll be handy for updating the Dragon's Demand to the most current stuff!

That poison breath attack got me looking for something that reduces poison damage. Other than two things that show up in an AP, all you get are things that give you a bonus on saves vs. poison.

Jokes aside... I actually think Second Darkness would benefit from a revision more than most of the APs, insofar as it shows its age on the conceptual and setting detail front far more than most APs.

But we like our Directorsaur and want him to get enough sleep, so...

In-between two APs, I decided a drow the PCs rescued got retconned into having been Sekmin. So the players will probably do some double-takes before they realize what happened.

D'aww, a fun exploration of the setting and relationships-
Wait, a lot of people are going to get mad at her for ending their city's biggest tourist attraction...

CreepyShutIn wrote:

"Belief makes a god" is perhaps my least favorite description of divinity. I shall be happy to determine that this was delusion.

This has been a core fundamental of the setting from day one (although it took a bit to scrub all of that influence out—certain other TTRPG campaign settings have a lot of influence!), because the idea of a god who has no worshipers active but can still be a god and potentially come back or have secret cults and all that was there from the very start of the Pathfinder Adventure Path in Lissala's story.

It's fun to explore settings that differentiate themselves from each other. This isn't Discworld, nor is it That Other TTRPG Setting, and I don't mind the reminders of such. Keep 'em coming!

I'm about to run Return of the Runelords as possibly my last PF1 AP, and my players are already wondering what it'll be like in Sandpoint.
Nobody ever cared for/about Mr. Podiker. I never thought of him as villain material, just as a Szcarni-adjacent alchemist with an inflated ego.
...So that might make any incoming twists about him all the more shocking.

I like how the setting's going all-in on the concept of, "Magic's an ambient energy you can manipulate with your bare hands and your mind."
Dragons being so innately magical, they don't need any of the tools mere mortals need to cast spells: they can just intuit everything.

Also, I can imagine half a party being disappointed over finding most of the magic objects in the dragon's hoard drained, with the other half immediately going to skin the dragon and see what they can do with all the gilded scales.

This adds more credence to Razmir having totally passed the Test of the Starstone, they just haven't gotten around to building statues of him yet.

Religion doesn't work on Golarion the way it works on the Discworld: the power of the god does not relate to the size of the god's religion (plus, some religions are active on more than just Golarion). Dead gods and forgotten gods aren't the same thing.

Still, there are people on Golarion who think it does work this way. Or at least, if they can't kill a deity, the least they can do is kill followers of that deity and profane sacred spaces.

I played one antagonist whose motivation was an incorrect assumption that Iomedae murdered Aroden and took his place. So I looked around here for those bad faith, "Iomedae Is Actually Evil" takes and put them in his mouth. The PCs tried to bait him into fighting them on their terms by praising Iomedae while they were walking around (which mainly just alerted his minions to their presence).

I'm going to start this AP sometime in the next few months, and my players want to end the trilogy by fighting Mhar.
They did accidentally end up contributing to the Rise of Mhar in the first AP.
The problem is, I've never done anything Mythical before, and neither have my players. I have an idea of how to set this up, which I'll tinker with as the AP goes on.

This makes sense.
From not being gross at new players to giving more options than one big fight. Players can still instigate a fight, unless they'd rather sneak or negotiate.

It also makes Quests slightly easier to write in a free-form sort of way: here's the setup, here are some of the most likely DCs related to the obstacles, here's a major NPC. What will you do about this?

I know it was last year, but did anyone ever plan out a 5th-level sorcerer to fight the PCs instead? I might want her to do a little pruning, then give up in frustration when the PCs prove to be too uppity for her, or similar.

Metrics, I think it'd be better to recreate Don't Starve in Pathfinder, rather than attempt to emulate it exactly.

Instead of giving weapons and armor HP & Hardnes like shields, maybe have Minor Downtime actions, that you can do two or three of at once, and have Maintain Gear be one of them. Building new weapons, fixing Umbrella Hats, and the like.

Similarly, your first Spider/Beefalo hunt should be a group encounter; later, once you've levelled up enough, it can be a solo encounter; then later, it can be a Minor Downtime Action, getting you Food & Clothes Resources based on your Proficiency.

Sorta like how that first fight with a Tallbird is life-threatening if you just have a spear & grass armor, but once you have weapons & armor made from Nightmare Fuel, you may have more food than you can possibly eat.

I was thinking of doing this at one point.

I'd make it a Hexploration adventure, where Treasure is more resources than money.

One character may have to Subsist for the group until they can set up a base. Once they make a Farm/Kitchenware, then they can make finished meals. There are already examples of Alchemy Food.

Since you don't gain levels in DST, I'd suggest Proficiency Without Level. Weapons breaking also doesn't work well in PF2, so you could go to APB and have magic weapons just be better ones, in a Spear>Spike>Dark Sword>Thulecite Club sort of thing.

I did try to stat out the Deerclops & Moose/Goose in PF1, and have been meaning to try again in the latest edition.

As for what to do, explore the place? Find specific objects? Stick the key in the gate and the heart in the fossil, fight the resulting boss fight, then jump through the gate?

I'd like to try setting this up, and running it for people who've never played DST.

I like the look of this. Also, a cantrip that can make someone off-guard is useful if your allies don't have reliable ways to pull it off.

Under the current Drug Rules, you have to make two Fort Saves when using one; the first to see if you don't actually use it (though if you want to use it, you'll voluntarily Fail it), and the second to see if you get an Addiction. Addictions work like a disease, with a new Save each week to see if you improve. You can suppress addiction by using whatever drug gave you the addiction, but it might make that addiction worse.

If you're of a high-enough Level or have Legendary Fort Saves, there's nothing stopping you from speedballing one of everything (other than that beneficial First Stage lasting only a minute sometimes), and even if you do fail that save, a cleric can cure that right up.

Now that we have Alchemy Food, I want to rework drugs into basically Alchemy Food With Downsides.
That way, pesh can stay cheaper than waffles while still having reasons to prefer the waffles over the drug (for one example)

The House Rules for Drugs

• If a drug is Ingested or Injury, it needs only 1 Interact Action to use. If a drug is Inhaled, it requires anywhere from 1-10 minutes of Interacting, which can be done alongside other actions. In either case, they can all have predictable onset times in case people all want to use them together. Their usage gets factored into their onset times, as well.
  
• Fort Saves stay the same, but instead, they're only used if you don't want to use a drug (in case someone slipped you one, or everyone's smoking flayleaf around here and you say no to it).
  
• At least two effects happen at once, lasting for the drug's Maximum Duration. Usually, one is beneficial while the others are not.
  
• With a Medicine check against a Moderate DC of the level of the drug's Item Level, someone examining a user can tell if the user is under the effects of a drug, or has used one within the past week. A Critical Failue results in a misdiagnosis.
  
• For simplicity's sake, you can only ever be under the effects of one drug at a time. Or, if you try to use one while already under the effects of another drug, you get all the Not-Good Effects and none of the Good ones.
  
• The GM might call your character an addict. NPCs might notice your withdrawl symptoms. You might want to ask the clergy to pray your addiction away. Work this out with the GM and Player.

Here are some example re-worked drugs:

Flayleaf (Alchemical, Consumable, Drug, Ingested/Inhaled, Poison) Level 0
Price: 1 GP. Usage: Held in 1 Hand. Bulk: L. Activate: 1 (Interact)
Onset: 10 Minutes. Duration: 4 Hours.
Effects: You treat Saving Throws against pain as 1 degree better, but are also Fatigued.

Pesh (Alchemical, Consumable, Drug, Inhaled, Poison) Level 1
Price: 2 GP. Usage: Held in 1 Hand. Bulk: L. Activate: 10 Minutes (Interact)
Onset: 10 Minutes. Duration: 6 Hours.
Effects: 1 Temporary HP/Level; +2 Item Bonus on saves vs. fear; Clumsy 1; Stupefied 1.

Zerk (Alchemical, Consumable, Drug, Injury, Poison) Level 4
Price: 20 GP. Usage: Held in 1 Hand. Bulk: L. Activate: 1 (Interact)
Onset: 1 Minutes. Duration: 1 Hour.
Effects: +2 Item Bonus on Perception-based Initiative; +2 to Melee Damage on the first attack you make against someone you haven't yet attacked while high on Zerk (after which you might lose interest); Drained 1.

After two long years (about a third of which was full of session cancellations), the Sihedron Council managed to rebuild the Shattered Star and show it to the late Emperor one last time.

(Due to adjustments I made to the AP, they also found that the Shattered Star was never actually shattered in the first place - Xin mailed a shard to each of his apprentices, with incomplete information on how to put them together. Instead of working together to finish it, they fought over which one would build it singularly, and worked together to send an assassin after him during a loss of the anti-teleportation ward in his palace.)

Their names:

Gaius Stormshield née Gaius Coruncanius Vettonianus (Chelish human Armiger Fighter/Hellknight)

Vissaa Sewer Dragon, Absalom kobold Starsoul Sorcerer (Absalom's first kobold astronomer!)

Torsten Ironbrew, Chirurgeon Alchemist with a dip in Fighter (The last remaining heir to some of Janderhoff's lost brewing secrets)

Purrcible McCoy, Rahadoumi Amurran Wisdom Witch (who later, after having met the metzlan, decided to learn their ways by tossing his familiar aside and retraining into Oozemorph)

Here is their denoument.

Lockerbie & Liza Jane Brast remained as, y'know, sewer custodians. They made sure to only eat derro crawling up from the Darklands, which kept happening surprisingly often.

The Tower Girls, under leadership of Ayala, helped people out of the flooding and made sure that people got their necessities while their homes were drying out. The reputation of the Sczarni as a whole improved in Magnimar, and the Nailers had to put that in their pipes and smoke it!

The Order of the Nail, their sterling reputation polished further by their organized handling of citizens during the Rise of the Isle of Xin and subsequent repairs, served them well in their other pursuits. Not only shall they bring their hammers down on the remaining cultists of the region, but they shall soon stamp out the lawless Sczarni threat once and for all!

The xulgath of these lands left the loathsome boggards and their hag friend to the Lady's Cape. Forced into letting bugbears offer their idea of help, they still rob river-goers in the south. Some went north, to turn to the World Thunder. The xulgath as a whole face hard times.

Maroux finally got some peace and quiet. Screw all y'all!

Kanya & Herifax lived a fast, carefree life, squandering all the stuff they were given. Eventually Fufu the Lurker ate them, but they were so overdosed, they didn't mind, or notice really.

Despite having received little funding, the most of which had come from Korvosa, Windsong Abbey saw itself rebuilt, with the help of some penitent giants. There is now a chapel - small to a giant - dedicated to both Aegirran, the Sea Dreamer, and Minderhal, the stone giant god of justice. Pilgrims have begun to return to Windsong, including, bemusingly, at least one Groetesian.

Worship of Lisalla, in any organized way, ceased in Varisia. Many former Lisallans, disillusioned or desperate, turned to other faiths. Soralyon, the Mystic Angel, took in some, while others heard Mhar's belching of smoke and molten rock. Others, however, were shown the uncaring light of distant stars, and began to whisper to anyone willing to hear of it, of the benificence of the Crawling Chaos. Their numbers are small, but in the endless length of time, the whole galaxy shall know the power of the Chaotic Evil side!

Shasthaak, rune giant graveknight, returned to the world at large! Having completed his goal of killing Emperor Xin, he set about searching for any remaining presence of his lieges, to inform them of his success!

The Sihedron Council was a brilliant idea from its very beginning, having apparently saved Magnimar twice over. Their former membership of the Pathfinder Society, and their renown throughout the city-state, inspired the people of Magnimar to new heights of literacy, making Magnimar, I daresay, even more highly educated than the backward outpost of Korvosa! They stand vigilant, ready to defend Varisia from dangers of its antiquity. They even managed to recover one of the Seven Swords of Sin, and used it in conjunction with the Sihedron to, well, that's another story.

(Mid-Credits Stinger)
Ogonthunn took the Platinum Key and with it, the entire Clockwork Army of Emperor Xin. Those mouth-breathers discovered their ruse thanks to one of them having conjured a creature with innate True Seeing, but never discovered their real name. They didn't even have to crush anyone's will to get it. Their resistance to saltwater should make the re-subjugation of the Deep Merfolk go more smoothly. (However, Ogonthuun was left unaware that, by the late Emperor's last decree, the next time a clockwork soldier would wind down would be for good)

I say do it.
This is Dungeon Crawl: The Adventure Path, which is both its greatest weakness and strength simultaneously. If your players like exploring ancient complexes, great! If they'll get bored of it, then this'll be the under-rated middle AP. I'm just glad my players enjoyed it to the end, then said they wanted the next one to have other stuff in it.
I just slipped in a different scenario between chapters: In Wrath's Shadow between the first two (If a PC profanes the temple of Yamasoth in some way, have other qlippoth aim for the DEFILER! later on). Also, you can have Sheila or other Pathfinders mention "some big migration of monsters out of Hollow Mountain" while the PCs were in Chapter 3.
I had Cultist's Kiss between 2 & 3, while they were stopping in Palin's Cove on the way to Kaer Maga; while they were in the City of Strangers itself, they could look for the Shard or investigate the Feast of Sigils in either order. Then, as soon as they hit level 11 in Chapter 4, they were recalled back to the Lodge to stall Krune until other Pathfinders could successfully booby-trap a Runewell as a backup plan.

You can add some more texture to dungeon crawls simply by having foes surrender. Maidens in Chapter 2 can be looking for a way to Resurrect their late queen, while some of them may believe she's still out there, ready to re-assert control of her city-state from the evil fools who overthrew her.
The ghouls in Chapter 5 could easily welcome them in and offer to convert them. If the PCs just go directly for the dragon or fight everyone, either way they won't be evil (though converting would probably make them evil).
Plus, if baddies surrender, they could totally give information on upcoming problems. Yes, PCs don't end up with government positions until the very end, but because your aim in each dungeon is Get The Shard, you don't have to fight everybody to get it.

Name: Purrcy McCoy
Details: Amurran Witch 17
Adventure: The Dead Heart of Xin
Catalyst: No Energy Resistance

The Details:
They entered the room where Emperor Xin was killed, and immediately looked through the Flamma Horicalcum.
They saw the Emperor, old and frightened, telling his almost-finished Clockwork Reliquary to return to its post, then get attacked by a giant who teleported in while the palace's wards were down.

They saw him get hit by the giant's Spark Shower, then the two of them die as Xin threw a hasty Mythical Meteor Storm and a Quickened Empowered Fireball at him, failing both saves against his own spells.
They lowered the Flamma Horicalcum to see the giant, back again, try to kill Xin who had inhabited the clockwork servant they'd found in the first chapter and had carried around with them the entire rest of the time.

Purrcy didn't get out of the way of either the giant's Spark Shower, nor the Emperor's Meteor Storm. He had the Sihedron thrown to him, though, meaning they couldn't rely on it to bring anyone back during the final fight with the Reliquary.

It was the final PC death of the entire AP.

Perpdepog wrote:

How many of the Runelords had predecessors?

All except Sorshen and Xanderghul had predecessors.

To clarify: By "predecessor", I meant Emperor Xin.

Also, I'm happy to hear there are plans being made.

Here's the way I think of it, when I'm the GM (though it will never really be relevant):
Aroden was set to return, to begin his Age of Glory. He just looked ahead a bit into the deterministic future he'd planned out for his people.

He saw himself micro-managing the lives of his worshippers.
He saw his worshippers praying for guidance on what to eat for every meal.
He saw people asking him for answers to everything, instead of learning things on their own.
He saw people turning from him, calling him tyrannical.
In that moment, he asked himself what made him any better than the ones from whom he'd freed his people, the algollthu?

He went to Pharasma, and asked for advice. She suggested something along the lines of allowing his people to make their own future.
So, with her help, he entered a sort of Deific Early Retirement. He allowed his herald to Inherit his mantle, and watches in silence.

...He might have gotten a laugh out of watching Tar-Baphon blow himself up by accident.

I'm not talking about just any symbol of Thassilon; I mean THE Sihedron that had a whole AP to it.
(Possible spoilery stuff for 1E APs that might just be history now)

I'd guess it'd be either in New Thassilon or Magnimar's Museum of Ages. In either case, I hope Sorshen & Belimarius get a chance to try it out and find out what their predecessor truly had in mind.

I hope some Patrons gain buff auras for familiars, encouraging sending your familiar out, but to hide behind allies and being less of a target.

Also, I just love the idea of witches talking to their familiars to gain understanding of/embody some abstract concept.

I am excited for this. We get to play Exalted-in-Pathfinder, we get a sort of a Medium rework, and, getting to see Mythicality again, we might get new stats for Baba Jaga or Sorshen.

Name: Vissaa Sewer Dragon
Ancestry: Kobold
Class/Level: Star-Soul Sorcerer 16
Adventure: The Dead Heart of Xin
Catalyst: Irony

The Details:
Due to some Shining Children of Thassilon having been rude while getting sent back home, Vissaa was magically insane.
Instead of the not-fun "Permanent Confusion", I secretly told her player that she was certain her ally, Sir Gaius was insane and would do something horrifically stupid at any moment. If she told anyone, he might attack her.

Later, they found a magic robe held by a statue with a spell on it to make you want whatever it was holding. Everyone thought that was very suspicious, and ignored the statue's offering of the beautiful robe.

Then the writing on the floor started zapping them, and they had to fight it. One of the Floating Runes turned into a Symbol of Pain, giving everyone -4 on Saves as soon as Vissaa was closest to the statue.

She said, "Ow! That's it! Vissaa will stop Metal Man from doing stupid things! Vissaa knows how to do things safe! LIKE THIS!"

She grabbed the Robe of Powerlessness, put it on, fell over, looked at the Symbol it was concealing, and died on the spot.

It was Sir Gaius who flung the Sihedron at her, calling upon its True Resurrection as he did. Vissaa was alive and sane again, but still needed help getting out from under the robe.

Honestly, I'm hoping for an impostor claiming to be him. It could even be Razmir's new bit.

Rock and stone!

Also, Strike the Earth!

As much as I like the look of the sketches, I'll most likely want to finally show to my players the sight of Xanderghul, fashionably late, in all his glorious, eye-blasting colour!

Speaking of, I'm torn between him having made contingency plans for his own death, or of such an utter certainty that it would be unnecessary, that he's just rhetorically asking the rulers of the afterlife if they seriously know who he is.

I'm sad that the Gravesoul Armour didn't make it to 2nd Edition. I have a soft spot for useful magic objects that have useless special abilities, or that make you think it worked.

Thanks for the information. It's probably better if they're used sparingly than too often.

I thought I saw one chapter of an Adventure Path in 1st Edition that includes a mimic. I might be wrong, in which case I don't know if one has ever been in a store-bought adventure.
Does anyone know if a mimic ever shows up, off the tops of your heads? Maybe in a PFS scenario? A module I never bought?

The only nitpick I have with this is that the water from the magic squirt gun would be better off "instantly evaporating" rather than "turning to sand".
Still, I want one, not to mention that bandolier. That poor ratchatcher should level up from this.