*Festoons himself with petrol-soaked rags, leaky bottles of propane and old shell suits, and dives gleefully through the beams of fire*
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Dodges the Fruit Tree as it lights Danger Bear on fire.
I was trying to warm up.
It is so bitter cold outside and nicely warm in here.
Dejectedly walks out into the cold.
Hold on, hold on. I thought the agency were sending me a Party Elf?!
What's this? Four dicks?
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Indeed! I would never tolerate an elf with fewer than seven penises.
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*Is startled by the appearance of two new individuals.*
How you two get here? This new master's castle!
*Points to the first individual.*
You, you look like Hulk - like me - but you have green skin!
*Now points to the second individual.*
And you, you orange like me, but have skin that look like rock!
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Wait, Partylf Sunev, I have somewhere else you can stay!
*Escorts Partylf Sunev out of the cold and into a warm and unused room.*
There we are, the old parlour room will be perfect for you!
This feels nice.
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Excuse me for a moment, Partylf Sunev, just need to put some paperwork in here.
*Goes to the parlour desk and puts a bundle of papers in the draw.*
You can look at them if you want, it's just an idea for the ultimate crossover fighting game. It combines together six universes (Marvel, Capcom, DC, Power Rangers, Mortal Kombat and a fused "Extended" universe) and incorporates themes/elements from each of them. If you would like to know more, then just let me know! Bye for now!
*Politely leaves the room.*
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Indeed! I would never tolerate an elf with fewer than seven penises.
Quite. Serves me right for ordering from Wish.com.
Their larvae appear to be licking the inside of our trombones, which will either make them very, very ill, or give them SUPERPOWERS.
....
Do you want your trombones to be ill/have superpowers?
The latter is impossible; the former is within our grasp! 2023 is the year of the ÜberPosaune!
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*Clones self by using a GoatToucher brand state-of-the-art cloning machine.*
Alright, my handsome doppelganger, I need you to collect some samples for me!
*Wearing a GoatToucher brand state-of-the-art hazard suit, the clone goes up to GT's Abominable Sousaphone Band and (using a spoon) slices its body open in various places and collects its purple fluids in test tubes.*
*Both the spoon and the test tubes are GoatToucher brand state-of-the-art products.*
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I must say, crotchless hazard suits are quite the innovation.
Sure. However, if he does sell a garment that isn't extremely draughty down below, I've yet to see it.
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A playlist. One song per decade. 1960s up till now…
1960. Steppenwolf: It’s Never Too Late.
1970. Led Zeppelin: Tangerine.
1980. Metallica: The Call of Ktulu.
1990. Neil Young: War of Man.
2000. The Strokes: You Only Live Once.
2010. White Reaper: Might Be Right.
2020. Silversun Pickups: Scared Together.
I choose 'The Parthian Parp', by Pulg's Persian Fairy Trombone Band, now and forever more.
I choose 'The Parthian Parp', by Pulg's Persian Fairy Trombone Band, now and forever more.
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:is gradually eaten:
Who's going to clean that mess up?
Me!
Goodie goodie!!!
Is it the cheese shop where they lock you in the booth?
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Reiner,
Hubbins is my butler, and I do not appreciate having to get him glued back together A-GAIN just because you feel like throwing a tantrum.
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None of this is happening at my castle.
It's all taking place at the cheese shop of IHIYC.
I beat up the where and took over that portfolio as well. Means that I get to decide where, as well as when, things happen. So, of course it’s happening in your castle. Plus, you are about, and we all know you never leave your castle. Scared of the sun, and whatnot.
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Reiner,
Hubbins is my butler, and I do not appreciate having to get him glued back together A-GAIN just because you feel like throwing a tantrum.
What tantrum? I'm just evil and sadistic!
I beat up the where and took over that portfolio as well. Means that I get to decide where, as well as when, things happen. So, of course it’s happening in your castle. Plus, you are about, and we all know you never leave your castle. Scared of the sun, and whatnot.
Good for you in claiming an extra Dominion, keep up the good work.
And clearly, you missed the part where I now use GoatToucher brand sunblock.
I think you'll find that's beef dripping.
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Go ahead! I wear sunblock!
*Shows everyone the sunblock bottle, which also states that the product was made by GoatToucher.*
This stuff is great! I need only apply a thin layer of it and not only does it stop me from getting sunburn (even if I were to lay on the sun itself) but my skin feels so soft and supple!
Here's the proof, though it was before The when showed up.
And only a nosferatu uses beef drippings and shame for sun cream.
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Go ahead! I wear sunblock!
*Shows everyone the sunblock bottle, which also states that the product was made by GoatToucher.*
This stuff is great! I need only apply a thin layer of it and not only does it stop me from getting sunburn (even if I were to lay on the sun itself) but my skin feels so soft and supple!
Here's the proof, though it was before The when showed up.
And only a nosferatu uses beef drippings and shame for sun cream.
The when predates the Count, actually. Aside from that; I’m pretty sure that shame is one of the side effects of all GoatToucher brand products.