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--3. Mordak, your recommendations for getting rid of him forever?

I assume you mean Hordak, erstwhile nemesis of Adam of Eternia's sister Adora and your competitor.

Yes, I deliberately called him "Mordak" as a combination of moron and Hordak.

Thank you for the advice, it was most helpful to me achieving my goals!

See, this is what I was talking about, those bungling morons are good for nothing!

*Zaps Pulg into a smouldering pile of ashes.*

No-one demands payment from Skeletor!

*As Pulg restores himself, Count Reiner Heydrich pays the full amount.*

I don't need a henchmen that's just muscles, one that shows competence is better.

*Meanwhile, at Castle Heydrich...*

Well, I honestly can't see why you want to employ my bumbling henchmen - Count Reiner Heydrich - they're not worth the trouble! But I hear that your minions are much more competent (if also easily vanquished).

If you really are interested, they are as follows (by official teams):

Evil Warriors:

Beast Man, Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw, Mer-Man, Tri-Klops, Whiplash, Clawful, Faker, Jitsu, Kobra Khan, Webstor, Spikor, Stinkor, Two-Bad, Blade, Blast-Attak, Ninjor, Scare Glow, Saurod, Twistoid, Karg, Fang Man, Strongarm, Icer, Gygor, Draego-Man, Goat Man, Pigboy

Evil Mutants:

Flogg, Slush Head, Optikk, Lizorr, Hoove, Karatti, Crita, BH, Quakke, Staghorn, Tech Mutants, Grr

Evil Horde:

Horde Prime, Mantenna, Leech, Grizzlor, Callix, Force Captain Adora, Modulok, Catra, Shadow Weaver, Scorpia, Dragstor, Multi-Bot, Rattlor, Dylamug, Tung Lashor, Imp, Admiral Scurvy, Colonel Blast, Mosquitor, Entrapta, Vultak, Octavia, False Face, Prince Zed, Horde Wraith, Evil Robot

Snake Men:

King Hiss, Rattlor, Sssqueeze, Snake Face, Fang-Or, Terroar, Lord Gr'Asp

Naturally, I am not part of the exchange and Hordak is currently "missing. "

I'd like to thank GoatToucher for his excellent advice!

At least these minions will be an improvement!

Very funny, but I think the other bands would say differently.

Anyway, Count Reiner Heydrich was talking to Comte de Malodor. As I understand it, the former sent the latter 15 centuries into the future (yes, to GoatToucher's workroom specifically) and wanted to know how things have changed.

Not that it matters to me, but inquiring minds wish to know.

Besides, I'd like to speak with the count about the minion exchange now.

*Arrives at a magnificent and horrifying castle, bumbling henchmen in tow.*

Here we are, Castle Heydrich, at long last! Come on, you brainless buffoons!

*Strides towards the gates, proud and confident, reaches the gates and looks up (in respectful awe) at how far the castle stretches upwards into the sky. As the henchmen collapse on the ground near by, Skeletor raises his Havoc Staff and calls out to Count Reiner Heydrich (unafraid of the vampire lord or his host of horrific minions).*

I am here, Count Reiner Heydrich, open the gates to allow my entry!

*The gates open up and Skeletor walks through, with the henchmen entering at a slower pace.*

Cast Lightning from Havoc Staff: 80d500 + 30d1000 ⇒ (145, 63, 180, 121, 211, 177, 213, 52, 166, 309, 451, 183, 197, 363, 411, 96, 125, 135, 301, 354, 254, 369, 1, 436, 25, 189, 187, 3, 386, 4, 271, 459, 347, 29, 417, 86, 216, 298, 178, 75, 347, 298, 436, 371, 128, 68, 199, 422, 429, 111, 224, 130, 283, 10, 4, 376, 332, 59, 86, 36, 354, 423, 263, 133, 314, 152, 339, 249, 166, 116, 493, 421, 197, 294, 215, 474, 425, 435, 140, 134) + (403, 690, 101, 586, 370, 469, 579, 656, 500, 720, 670, 977, 925, 901, 408, 714, 783, 989, 887, 522, 295, 668, 481, 655, 546, 996, 60, 216, 503, 532) = 36371

Skeletor,Master of the Universe wrote:

The when wrote:

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

Twas indeed the nineties, as I was able to finally wear my "Discs of Doom" outfit.

Although I do wonder if the red contact lenses were too much.

Why do you need contact lenses? You don't have any eyes!

I did in the nineties! >:-D

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

Twas indeed the nineties, as I was able to finally wear my "Discs of Doom" outfit.

Although I do wonder if the red contact lenses were too much.

I was referring to He-Man's reeky breekies.

Yes, why he has that particular attire when he transforms is most perplexing.

If he can alter his appearance, then he should really try some new threads like I do!

Dear Uncle GoatToucher,

No doubt you have heard of me, as my reputation almost surpasses yours, and I require the use of your wisdom. A rarity, I am painfully aware of, but I am sick and tired of not being able to get what I want!

Anyway, you what advice I seek from you:

1. He-Man, how do I beat him once and for all?
2. The power of Greyskull, what do I need to do to get it?
3. Mordak, your recommendations for getting rid of him forever?
4. Eternia, I want it, so how do I get it?
5. Buffoons for henchmen, tell me how to diminish their foolishness!

I know that last one was a proper question, but I have had it with the stupidity!

Contact me when you have the solutions to my predicaments.

Yours sincerely,

The TRUE Master of the Universe!

*Many miles away, a large gathering of people are marching across the land.*

Keep going, you boobs, the sooner we reach Castle Heydrich the sooner you become someone else's problem and I get to take a much needed vacation. So no rest of any of you, especially the weary!