The "I Wish I Used This Alias More" Thread

[Aboleth Secret Police]

There's nothing to see here, citizen. Move Along.

[Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer]

Is this legal?

[CyborgRodent_of_Logic]

Your wishes are irrelevant. Your aliases will be assimilated. Your uniqueness will be added to the collective.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Assimilate thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!

[Sacred Cow]

Mooooo!

[the thing in the bed]

MMmmmmm......so....hungry....

[Sacred Cow]

the thing in the bed wrote:

MMmmmmm......so....hungry....

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Smokey Bogwash]

Sacred Cow wrote:

the thing in the bed wrote:

MMmmmmm......so....hungry....

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Come back 'ere, ya slab of beef!

[Beaver Cleaver]

Gaaaaah! Redcaps! Run!!!

[Razz.]

4e 4ever!

[Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer]

I'm holding you in contempt for that.

[Zoidberg, M.D.]

What's this? With all the posting and the hoopla, you all sound like fools. It makes my shadenfreude gizzard bloat with bile!

[Ed McMahonodaemon]

Hwaa haw haw!
Bwaaa hwaaaa haw haw!

*fart*
Ohohohoho!

[Sock Puppet]

Actually, Taliesin Hoyle is under my complete control.

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

You all should report to the paizomatrix for assimilation
Resistance is futile

[Demon Lord of Tribbles]

yay a Party

Hands baskets of Tribbles to everyone

[Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar]

Mmmmm......tasty.

[Hierarch of Gygaxian Naturalism]

Hearken unto me!

[Rodergo Xativa]

poser.

[Little Timmy]

Hee-hee-hee!

[Ghost of Malthus]

Too...many...avataaaaaarssss....

[Amonkire]

.sdrawkcab lleps t'nac I ,tinmaD

[Grand Master of The Games]

We want blood. We want gore, We want wondrous combat to honor the mighty golem over lords. So I say to you Let the games begin!

[Jack A. Nape]

i mIsS sPEaKiNG liKe ThiS

[Aboleth Secret Police]

Ghost of Malthus wrote:

Too...many...avataaaaaarssss....

Citizen, are you complaining about the state of this thread? I think you'd better come with me.

Everybody else, move along. There's nothing to see here.

[FRED THE TARRASQUE]

Mawve ulong? Oyll mawve ulong win the urge hits me.

[IamSpartacus]

I'm confused.

[newless cluebie]

IamSpartacus wrote:

I'm confused.

Welcome to the club.

[Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law]

newless cluebie wrote:

IamSpartacus wrote:

I'm confused.

Welcome to the club.

Watch it kid! Avatar's ONLY in here. Don't make me SMITE you.

[Dark Apprentice of Logue]

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:

newless cluebie wrote:

IamSpartacus wrote:

I'm confused.

Welcome to the club.

Watch it kid! Avatar's ONLY in here. Don't make me SMITE you.

Why smite when I can break out the ogres. Momma Graul like me too.

[Demon Lord of Tribbles]

we will give him a gift
hands the kid a basket of tribbles

[newless cluebie]

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

hands the kid a basket of tribbles

Hurray!

*grabs tribble and runs away*

[Pett's pet]

Dark Apprentice of Logue wrote:

Why smite when I can break out the ogres. Momma Graul like me too.

*Pokes the apprentice & scuttles away*

[Angel of Violence]

All this anger, all this fighting, sounds like the perfect place for me.

[Apostle of Gygax]

Grand Master of The Games wrote:

We want blood. We want gore, We want wondrous combat to honor the mighty golem over lords. So I say to you Let the games begin!

In the name of the mighty Gary, I say let the games commence.

[Runelord of Greed]

Just wanted to stop by and mention that I own this thread, just like everything else. Posting here is allowed at the reasonable price of ten gold pieces.

[The Masked Rogue]

Runelord of Greed wrote:

Just wanted to stop by and mention that I own this thread, just like everything else. Posting here is allowed at the reasonable price of ten gold pieces.

Oh, what's the point? I give you 10 gold, I steal back 100, you just end up losing money.

[Ggr-rog-nard]

Homo neanderthalensis in the house!

[The Eldritch Mr. Hiney]

Who woulda thunk I'da got dragged out again? I was a one hit wonder. (This was Shiny's original avatar)

[Hwe-Ko]

I'm not a wussy, I'm not. I'm gonna blow up a planet that can't fight back to prove that I'm not a wussy.

[That Gull]

Darth Sithy wrote:

I'm not a wussy, I'm not. I'm gonna blow up a planet that can't fight back to prove that I'm not a wussy.

I'm fine with that as long as it doesn't have gulls on it. Especially this gull.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Blow it up, just don't mess with me Lucky Charms!!!

[Johnathan Livingston]

Oooooh shiny...MINE, Mine, mine, mine....

[H. P. Hatesmash]

What dim dark corners of the cosmos did these many horrors crawl from?

[Scooby Don't]

Ruh Roh!

[Herr Doktor Schadenfreude]

Tch. Zo many cazes of eggstreme Schizopherenia. Zey were obviously unloved by zeir mutters.

[Sebastard Sword the Ruleslawyer]

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

[The Ooze Imperium]

*makes a gurgling slushy sound*

[Jordan Fenix]

this is too caotic
we must bring order to this place, but not like the evil secret police abusing its power... we need order and civilization
but foremost... justice

so any more threath of vandalism will be meet with my sword and the faith of my goddess

[Ed McMahonodaemon]

Ahahahaha!
OOOOOOOO hohohohoh!!!