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Ummm, smores


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What did we ever do to you? That sir, is just rude!


"Release the tibbles!"

Wait, what are we protesting?

Releases tribbles in thread anywy


I tried, I really did . But,the wizards say no. Sorry


Purple!


Passes the hot sauce


Places Tribbles in the loot sacks


He stole that idea from me!


Paladin_Knight_marshmallow wrote:
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
Paladin_Knight_marshmallow wrote:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TWO THREADS AND THE PLAYTEST ISN'T EVEN OUT YET!!!!

Commence smiting of the BADWRONGFUN!!!!!

Badwrongfun you say? Humm, Yes I believe I shall.

I don't remember adding you to my list of nemeses!?!?

YOU BASTARD!!!

But I have gift baskets!


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Paladin_Knight_marshmallow wrote:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TWO THREADS AND THE PLAYTEST ISN'T EVEN OUT YET!!!!

Commence smiting of the BADWRONGFUN!!!!!

Badwrongfun you say? Humm, Yes I believe I shall.


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Puts on some Berry white and hands out tribbles to everyone.


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lord of rabbits wrote:
is it possable to put your mind or soul into a golem

"This is how villains are made, or so I heard. Do go on with your plain however, I would love to see how this turns out."

Gets comfy in his chair and pops some popcorn


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Sgt. Ed Itionwarrior wrote:
I can see this thread is going well.

"would you like a chair? I brought popcorn!"


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BigDTBone wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Why does failing an average check result in death?
The difficulty of the climb is not related to high off the ground it is.

"You Sir have clearly never climbed 8 floors of stairs as they tried to eat you."


Vulcan Don Rickles wrote:
I got nuthin'.

Now you have tribbles. No need to thank me.


Evil Lincoln wrote:
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
"But, You posted"
Because fighters can't have nice things.

"But they have booze and wenchs! Wenches! what more do you really need?"


"But, You posted"


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" I find monks are easier to balance on naked atheist strippers"


Yes! Sweet, sweet Necromancy..........


"Ummmm I love the smell ol Necromacy in the Morning, well In the Evening to, afternoon as well. Just well not when I am baking you see. Well ok, sometimes when I am baking, but not always. Necromacy seem to make the yest do odd things"


Set wrote:
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
Set wrote:
the angels wouldn't look like selfish dicks who never lift a finger to help
"But, Angels are dicks!"

Can one be both a dick and, mechanically (if not necessarily metaphorically), dickless? I mean, angels/archons/devas, right? Genderless androgynous drones? Kinda prudish?

No wonder so many people in Golarion prefer Demon Lords and succubi to Empyreals and Ken doll devas. They realized that there will be no sex in heaven.

And, unless you worship Cayden Cailean, you might also discover that there's not even champagne in the champagne room...

"By all that's unholy ain't that the truth! We are way more fun! And more flexible and better cooks too."


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Set wrote:
the angels wouldn't look like selfish dicks who never lift a finger to help

"But, Angels are dicks! Oh, they are not very well hung mind you and often have something stuck up the bum, which I think they enjoy mind you. But they are kinda "Don't care busy" dicks and no fun at parties"


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"Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep nipple clamps on an Ooze?"


Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
TOZ wrote:
karkon wrote:
SwnyNerdgasm wrote:
TOZ wrote:
The one you have the most fun with.
THIS CAN NOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH!!!
I WILL EMPHASIZE IT AGAIN!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!
"AND NAKED!"
BECAUSE WE NEED TO EMPHASIZE IT!!!

"Oh, stop you you'll gonna make me blush"....." ON SECOND THOUGH, DO EMPHASIZE IT. IT IS IMPRESSIVE"


"WE have yet to find him. I have the succubi looking Every where"


Jiggy wrote:
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
TOZ wrote:
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!

"AND NAKED!"

I know why you're naked.

"Awesome! The last thing I recall involves a case of Rum, a weasel, three gnomes and a shaved dwarf in a gimp suit"


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TOZ wrote:
karkon wrote:
SwnyNerdgasm wrote:
TOZ wrote:
The one you have the most fun with.
THIS CAN NOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH!!!
I WILL EMPHASIZE IT AGAIN!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!

"AND NAKED!"


auticus wrote:
Risking life and limb is not a safe gamble. You can't "win" if you die. But then again if I had to put an alignment on our society as a whole I'd nail it with an NE. But that's a discussion for another time.

"Where's your sense of Drama?"


"Me! Pick me!"


"You know what Alignment I am? Chaotic sexy baby!"


Viktyr Korimir wrote:
Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:
Just remember, if you reincarnate yourself too many times, Inevitables will start hunting you. Constantly.
Let them come. They don't even know what "inevitable" means until they've met me.

Looks over Viktyr, Nods to himself. Puts on his best Joker smile.

"Challenge excepted."


"But what if its a REALLY BIG mountain of gold? Can't a god be greedy?"


"Owning a mountain of gold and having minions is a real agenda right?"


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Oh my god.

"You called? Do you need something?"


"Well Tieflings or Dwarfs don't breed as fast as Orcs, trust me I have done...umm..research"


Checks his Domains

"Yep, just where I left 'em. You would not believe what a pain those things are to carry around. Luckily I have a cart."

looks over to Varthanna, then to Dark_Mistress

"Well if you are wanting to trade souls .I'll take a piece of that action, the Naked one or the one involving booze if at all possible."


Chubbs McGee wrote:


Can I have a leg?

"Yes, yes you can. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow....well lets now worry about tomorrow."


Scott Betts wrote:
Definitely a popcorn night.

"Would you like some popcorn then?" Points to the fire pit

" I also have some Caribbean jerked kender on the fire, if you would like some. Its good for the Soul"


Sets up the Lawn chairs, throws a kender on the fire and gets out his popcorn


ProfessorCirno wrote:
AlecStorm wrote:
A real improvement of play would be modular classes (every level you buy abilities, hp, spells, combat abilities, etc with points).

You want GURPS.

There are so many here that want GURPS.

"Why, why in the name of all that is unholy does anyone want GURPS?"


"The necromancer Union has been very busy of late. But Kender of the tastiest of the insane evil races, much better then goblins"


Dennis Baker wrote:


(Trees have forks too!)

"This is true, they normally carry the silver wear, which by the way is normally not silver. In a little carrying case with their true name on it."


Matthew Morris wrote:


Whew, here in reality...

The first rule of the Paizo boards is basically 'don't be a Richard'.

"Wait! You mean I can't randomly Murder people, eat Gnomes and burn down villages?"


"Ha! Warpony, I ride a giant, fiendish tribble! I leave a trail of Minions where ever I go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"would you mind passing the ale? The table seems to be covered in tribbles"


"Well, if it is just the one guy, Ol Asmmy needs to double check his planning"


"Which is true really, Oh sure the Big A cheats at cards and is a hell of a womanizer. But he has a really nice singing voice and makes a Divan rack of Halfling BBQ"


"Mine!, But I'll share" Leaves baskets of tribbles for everyone


Ironic Ninja wrote:

Ninjas have shuriken, pirates have scurvy. Done.

*Smoke-bomb!*

"Yet, you lack both Rum and wenches"


Is this really even a question?

Ninjas get little metal star, hid in the dark and kill thing with stealth.

Pirates get a nifty ship, Rum and Wenches and kill things with cannon fire.

Let me restate "Rum and wenches"

That is all.


Dons his "Kiss the Demonlord" Apron and puts oil in the fryer

"Fish fry time!"

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