He said if I failed my saving throw on purpose, he'd give me a puppy!
Hi there. My gaming group disbanded a couple months ago, due to scheduling issues and mild burnout. Having recently acquired the APG, however, I've asked them if they'd like to start gaming again. TheGM needed for established group. (Pathfinder PbP)
Faerie Dragon wrote:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK TIMMYYYYY!!!! I AM A WYVERN!!!!!! SQUEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!! RUB MY FEATHERS AND TOUCH MY BEAK AND I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH!!!!!!!!!
You don't look like a wyvern. You look more like that seagull whose picture I saw at the Post Office that said, "Warning to Kids and Parents."
I remember you! Mommy kept laughing and saying, "Are you sure you're a pony?" and you were leaving real fast and I said, "Mommy, don't let the pony leave, I want to ride him" and she said you weren't taking anybody for a ride that day. I wonder why.
Little Kiba wrote:
Little Kiba will be fine. Little Kiba can wolf paddle over to the rope and climb it.
Little Timmy hangs onto Little Kiba back and rides his way to safety. It's okay for Little Timmy, because someone always comes to save Little Timmy. That's just how it is. Little Timmy is nonplussed.
<sniff, sniff> No...mine was made wit more wuv.
Little Timmy, unharmed, removes himself from the offal of the sliced open and gnawed on canine. He looks at the poor, even more mutilated Buttuglypoodlekin who wouldn't listen.
Poor Bad Doggie...
He then wipes his hands off on KC's cape and goes skipping off.
Thanks mistah! I've never been saved befoah by a dog who was pawut wizawud.
He jumps into a nearby stream an floats away.
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
It's vewy dark and smewuhs vewy bad heah.
Hey! I think I see a vewy smawuh wight!
Not that inoccent. wrote:
SOMEONE PWEASE CALL A GOOD DOGGIE TO SAVE ME AND PUNISH THIS BAD BAD DOGGIE. HIS BWEATH STINKS AND HIS TONGUE TICKLES...wuckuhwy, his teef all appeah to be wotten.