"Yeah, I can talk to squirrels. You know the problem with being able to talk to squirrels? The skittery little things have nothing to say ... it's all 'me, me, me' and 'have you seen my nuts', 'do you wanna see my nuts?'"
DEFENSE
HP 48, AC xxx (xxxx +xxxx, xxx +xxx, Dex +1, Size +1) (+4 to AC vs. giant types)
Fort +10, Ref +5, Will +7
Init +1
OFFENSE Melee Falchion +5 (1d6+0)
Range Dagger +6 (1d3+0)
(includes +1 to Attack Rolls due to size)
(+1 attacks vs. kobolds and goblinoids)
SPELLS Spells memorized Zero level (4) Create Water: Creates 2 gallons/level of pure water.
Detect Poison: Detects poison in one creature or object.
Guidance: +1 on one attack roll, saving throw, or skill check.
Inflict Minor Wounds: Touch attack, 1 point of damage.
First level (3) Bane: Enemies take -1 on attack rolls and saves against fear.
Cause Fear: One creature of 5 HD or less flees for 1d4 rounds.
Inflict Light Wounds: Touch deals 1d8 damage +1/level (max +5).
Second level (2) Enthrall: Captivates all within 100 ft. + 10 ft./level.
Inflict Moderate Wounds: Touch attack, 2d8 damage +1/level (max +10)
Domain spells memorized (madness domain) 1st:Lesser confusion 2nd:Touch of madness
Smokey Bogwash doesn't remember much before the nightmares began and most of what he does remember is a blur of disconcertingly happy images. He is certain that he was happy once before 'she' came.
'She' is the one he sees at night. The goddess with the many-chambered womb ... the 'Mother-of-all' ... the 'Slut-Who-Copulates-With-The-Night'. These are the names he uses to describe the goddess who visits and tortures him, explaining and demanding nothing.
Since the nightmares began, Smokey Bogwash has lived on the outskirts of civilization stealing to survive. He used to pray that the goddess would mercifully kill him until his prayers were answered with torturous visions of his own death followed by visions of him being birthed through a narrow tunnel of slimy grasping and clawing hands. This he recognized as a promise from his goddess 'If you take your own life, your rebirth will be hellish!'.
WHAT SMOKEY DOESN'T KNOW MAY HURT HIM
Spoiler:
What Smokey doesn't know is that the goddess he prays to is Lamashtu. Being a solitary and quite insane creature he hasn't come across anyone who can explain the horrible nightmares and make the connections for him. Why is Lamashtu torturing him? Because she's Lamashtu.
