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I've only read 2 of the monsters in the book so far (shambling mound and gelatinous cube) and skimmed the mimic, but they are cool beans!

Cool beans? We are not beans! We are OOZE!

Edit your post immediately or be absorbed.

So do we!

*makes a gurgling slushy sound*

Would it be possible to combine dwarves with gibbering mouthers, gelatinous cubes and other detritus?

wE haVe no inTerEst in sHorT, smellY, walKinG beArds. Ooze is OOze anD only ooZe. We alSo preFer not to bE Called "detrItus." IT maKes us fEel baD.

As far as my own preferences go, I would like to see linnorms added (some of which might double as sea-serpents if aquatic adventures are not frequent enough to merit the inclusion of sea-serpents also).

Also I would commend the RPGSuperstar *round 4* entries for attention; the Darkblight and Ooze Imperium were my personal favourites, but most if not all of the entries would engage the interest of DMs and players to be worth a place in a book.

Ooze Imperium FTW! (And I'm not at all biased.)

EDIT: Fixed the link for you, too. :)

EDIT 2, Electric Boogaloo: I'm even gonna link to The Ooze Imperium itself, if I may toot my own horn!

Once again, it is perhaps time to remind voters of just what their options are. Maybe 8 choices are simply seven too many. Perhaps you have stat block fatigue. Or could too many templates be troubling your tummy? How do you know who to vote for?

If this is your situation, may I humbly suggest The Ooze Imperium?

Let's break it down, shall we?

To the voters, a message from the Ooze Imperium:

CHOOSE OOZE!