Once again, it is perhaps time to remind voters of just what their options are. Maybe 8 choices are simply seven too many. Perhaps you have stat block fatigue. Or could too many templates be troubling your tummy? How do you know who to vote for?
If this is your situation, may I humbly suggest The Ooze Imperium?
Let's break it down, shall we?
Like OOZE? The Ooze Imperium’s all about the ooze, my man. (Not to mention the puddings, the jellies, the cubes, and the slimes.)
Like big philosophical German words like Weltanschauung? The Ooze Imperium’s got one!
Like jelly on your toast? The Ooze Imperium’s got one, and it’s electric!
Like special abilities? The Ooze Imperium’s got thirteen of 'em!
Like gelatinous fortresses in the Astral Plane? The Ooze Imperium’s got 'em!
Like god-kings and/or dragons (and who doesn't?) The Ooze Imperium’s got one, and he sits inside the brainpan of a silver great wyrm!
And lest we forget, oozes with BRAINS!! The Ooze Imperium’s got 'em!
So don’t forget, CHOOSE OOZE!
As usual, I hope to see you in the next round, and invite my fellow Superstars to add their own voter appeals here. We're still all in this together!