Maximus - What a friggin pansy. Whining all the time about how his family was killed, and his home destroyed. Boo-f~&!ing-hoo. While he was crying his eyes out, I was leading a vast horde of similiarly disgruntled slaves against the armies of Rome. And what did all my hard work get me? A bunch of losers and wannabes standing up and proclaiming themselves to be me. Gee fellas, jealous much? But I'm not bitter or anything. Not me.