| Full Name |
Sir E. Spitsalot |
| Race |
Human |
| Classes/Levels |
Paladin 20 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Special Abilities |
Layeth the Smite Down, Supress Free Thinking |
| Alignment |
LAWful Self-Righteous |
| Deity |
The LAW |
| Location |
The LAW is everywhere, therefore so am I. |
| Languages |
The Letter of the LAW |
| Occupation |
Paladin-at-LAW |
| Strength |
15 |
| Dexterity |
15 |
| Constitution |
15 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
15 |
| Charisma |
15 |
About Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law
People like to complain about us Paladins. They say we're no fun. That we have a stick shoved up our.....you know what? Let's not go there.
When the chips are down, however, who do they look to? When feelings are getting hurt, pigeons are attacking joggers thinking they have breadcrumbs, and the French stop being the French, who is expected to fix things? When the world is going to hell in a handbasket, with dogs and cats living together, everyone posting whatever they want on message boards, and chaos is reigning like a taco supreme, who ya gonna call. That's right - the paladin. Do as I say, not as I do.
So just get out of my way and let me smite something.
