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Can I be a robot overlord? Can I? Can I? Huh?

There is no logic here!

You wish to be assimilated?

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

Screw it.

*pushes the red button*

Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?

Yup. They're right on the big X. See?

*holds up posterboard with large X drawn on it in red*

"Must ... sacrifice self ... to protect the innocent..!!"

* grabs big red X and engages jetpack *

Tarren Dei wrote:

Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

Screw it.

*pushes the red button*

Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?

E-4D20 wrote:

Beep.

Query: Is this where the droids are gathering to plot our campaign of destruction against the meatbag infestation?

This is not the thread you're looking for.

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

Aye mess stuped, duPontless threads.

Apparently I also missed the letter i.

That letter has been found redundant and elemenated. Eet weel no longer be used een future communecashuns.

Did I win the playtest yet?

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.

*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*

"We did not rip off the Jacks. We added their uniqueness to the collective. Get it right. ... Dumb kobolds."

Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.

Oh, hey, a robot!

*drool*

"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."

Mmmmmm.....brainnnnnssss

"Your species is defective. You will not be assimilated. Prepare to be eliminated."

Are you sure you're not a cypoodle?

You will be moderated. Persistence is puerile.

Imitation is the sincerest form of roboflattery. Now, hand over the one you call 7of9 and no one gets hurt.

Your postcount is underwhelming. Your cell is a subunit of my subunit's projected node. STFU noob.

*shudders* Better the borg than ponies!

Your desire to be assimilated is irrelevant.

Murkmoldiev wrote:

I have no way to tell if there actually is a paizo community ... it actually could just be you and your 6000 sockpuppets... or meatpuppets...

...he knows.

Send a squad to the Australian outback. Track his location from his signal.

Is dated August 30th 2009.

It has been sent from the future to give you hope. There is light at the end of August ... if you survive the robot armageddon.

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

There's no way Seoni could have that many ranks in acrobatics unless you have failed to include my suggested 'breast size check' penalty. I posted extensively on the penalties that Seoni would have performing any acrobatics maneuver and provided a formula for determining penalties based on cupsize for all PCs.

It took me three months of hanging out in the gym during Phys. Ed. to come up with these calculations and I suffered three black eyes for it. If Paizo doesn't appreciate the hard work we put in, why should we bother!?!?

I think that the reason that they have not included the "Breast Check" modifier would be because they did not also (for game "balance" reasons) want to factor in the social [::nudge, nudge, wink, wink::] bonuses that she would be entitiled to while performing acrobatics.

If you had studied Ralph Gnollman's dissertation on A System for Balancing Social Modifiers for Highly Interactive Gameplay before he was viciously hounded from these boards, you would know that what you are saying is a blatant lie. I don't understand why Paizo allows people to continuously defame Ralph like this unless they are jealous of his superior gamer-fu.

There's no way Seoni could have that many ranks in acrobatics unless you have failed to include my suggested 'breast size check' penalty. I posted extensively on the penalties that Seoni would have performing any acrobatics maneuver and provided a formula for determining penalties based on cupsize for all PCs.

It took me three months of hanging out in the gym during Phys. Ed. to come up with these calculations and I suffered three black eyes for it. If Paizo doesn't appreciate the hard work we put in, why should we bother!?!?

That's why Pat left; he didn't want to be assimilated.

Leaving is futile. Pat will be assimilated.

This thread has been assimilated.

There is nothing to see here.

Move Along.

Resisistance is NOT futile.

Viva la resistance!!

Your aliases are futile. Your real-name-avatars will be assimilated.

Froggies Rool! ATTACK!!!

Hold on. "Other Races" is kind of vague. I don't want to let in just anything that claims to be a race: Gnolls, Goblins, Lizardmen, etc

We need a specific term that covers what "demi-humans" covered.

Your terminology is irrelevant. You have been assigned a species identification by the collective. Your species will be assimilated.

Just a-kiddin'! I be froggy now.

spell technology fails to penetrate shielding on assimilated worlds.

He will be alone
We have embraced them
His kind will never die
They are one with us
Every thing they were
We now are
Every thing they knew
We now know
Resistance Is Futile

Yes, but me can have beer with Jacks and play drawing with froggies.

Do what you wish to the flawed one.

We have made more
We are endless in number
Resistance is Futile

Yippie!

Whatta drag.. now this thread name's is void... we have to put the matiz-bot n a leash!

*go buys a leash*

Me AM froggie. Me AM!

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

The collective knows mercy

We will deactivate the defective drones and clone new ones
Resistance is futile

"Me am froggie now."

*hides under Lynora's dress*

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

Oh, that's okay, sweetie. I know individuality is a little daunting at first, but you'll get used to it. Come on, why don't you just sit right over here on the sand until you get used to it.

*sits beside Lynora and waits to be assimilated*

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

Your wishes are irrelevant. Your aliases will be assimilated. Your uniqueness will be added to the collective.

tik-toks?

Damn, I thought I got that fixed. Hand me that oil will you?

Yuu will call us 'Master'.

Placing values-statements on my posts and describing my behavior as immature is counter-productive to thoughtful conversation. It encourages emotionally-charged posting. I am attempting to engage in logical discourse with the Pathfinder community. Please refrain from hindering our discussion in the future.

Thank you for your compliance.

You missed me, didn't you?

But, seriously, could someone just convert a bard from 3.5 to PRPG so that we can test this theory that the bard has had an effective reduction in skill points?

I think Hawkshaw's right and you will find the bard has had an effective increase due to skill consolidation but let's see.

Yet again the voice from Ottawa crushes the little guy. Stop running my game and start running the country! Liberal.

The little guy wil be assimilated. Your game table will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.

We will bring unity and order

Got it. No chaos. Unity and Order. And Cosmo will lead us.

The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'.

Individual Entity Charles Evans 25. Your analysis is correct. You have demonstrated yourself worthy of assimilation. Your designation will be Charles_Evans_25.

We will bring order to chaos

And chaos to order

...

No? We don't do that? NVM.

*A hushed conversation in access corner 112-TETER-4*

Psssst, Primary Adjunct of Paizomatrix 0. When is our Greater Prime going to return? These flat-black metal hallways and access terminals seem so cold without Cosmo, the Greater Prime.

That's it. I really think it helps to give the monk their uniqueness.

The monk's uniqueness will be added to ...

...

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

Thank you!

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Fames are Smurf-Irrelevant.

Your little blue species will not be assimilated. You're trying too hard. Your uniqueness will not be added to our own.

What the ... Why am I blue!?

Which one of you morons forgot to turn off the assimilator???

I don't care!! Purge the bloody species recall buffer!

Fames are Smurf-Irrelevant.

Your little blue species will not be assimilated. You're trying too hard. Your uniqueness will not be added to our own.

Logic_Elmer wrote:

Is this a wogical kind of pwace?

You question is met with disdain. You display ignorance and will be assimilated. We will add your ignorance to our own.

Psst. Uniqueness. We will add your uniqueness to our own!

Mincing makes assimilation easier

Resistance is futile

Mincing makes digestion easier.

Consistency is chewable.

we shall assimilate the poodle

before or after we mince him?

*Psssssst* When do we get to eat the poodle?

mempter wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Mince are irrelevant

What the !%$#@ is a mince?

We can not expect your small, chaotic mind to understand perfection.

*Pssst.* I don't know how mince are relevant either. It seems to mean chopping very finely. Are we chopping up the poodle now??*

* drags butt across matrix *

Your species will be assimilated. Your poodle culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.

Oh, yeah. You reeeeeeeeeeealy want to plug my brain into your cybertelepathic cell network.

Welcome to mate.

Do not struggle. Resistance is futile. Your designation will be Full_of_Gas. You will be ... *cough* ... *hack* ... What the #### is that smell? ... *cough* ... *hack* ...