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HWAAAAAAAAWAWAWA!

HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!

that's not funny.

bwaaaaaaahahahaha!

So, there's this guy that bugs the bejeebers out of me. You all know who and why. Well, he recently posted a picture of himself online, hugging his newly acquired copy of Ultimate Magic. He looked so happy, like a great big, innocent kid. Made me think, maybe I should strive to be a little more tolerant of people who bug the bejeebers out of me. Maybe the whole world just needs a copy of Ultimate Magic to hug. If that's the case, all I need is enough Sharpies to go mark out "Magus" and write "Warlock" in all of them.

HAHAHAHA! OOOOOOHOHOHO!!!

HAWHAWHAW!!!

OOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOHOOOHOO!!!

Ahahahaha!
OOOOOOhohoho!!!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

There used to be a poster around here who looked like he could be Sebastian's brother. I think he ignored it when I called it to his attention.

I saw a guy like that.

Actually, I think it was more of a lemur at the zoo.

OOOOOOHOHOHO!!!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Romulan Don Freakin Rickles wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, maybe if I post SEBASTIAN IS A BIGFAT DOUCHEBAG AND HE EATS WORMS then he will come post over here.

So whadja do it for then? Oh,.....nevermind.....it's you.

OHMYGOD, my new favorite alias. When you die, will it to me.

Keep talking; it may be sooner than you think!

OOOOOOHOHOHO!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, maybe if I post SEBASTIAN IS A BIGFAT DOUCHEBAG AND HE EATS WORMS then he will come post over here.

So whadja do it for then? Oh,.....nevermind.....it's you.

OOOOOOhoohoohoo!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You know what would really stick it to lazy voters? One polling place in the country, and it's fifty miles from the nearest road. You have to hike in cross-country, on foot. Plus we'll only have elections during blizzards. Then you have to manually write a ballot, in Gothic script, from memory with all the candidates' full names, their birthdays, street addresses, and blood types. Then you can't just cast your ballot. You have to stand naked in the snowstorm with it held between your buttocks for fifteen hours while dwarves spray you with firehoses. If your ballot gets wet, or you shiver, or you drop it, or you forget any of those details, or get them wrong, your ballot is invalid.

Also one ballot, randomly chosen, of every twenty triggers a trap door that dumps you into a pit full of flesh-eating beetles and dumps a big pile of sugar and hot sauce on you. Also the beetles are high on crystal meth. That one ballot in twenty only counts as half a vote too.

That would show those lazy voters.

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mine!

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OOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO!

that's a kneeslapper.....rectum.....

Heathansson wrote:

Some things never cease to amaze me.

Not surprising. The simple-minded are easily amused.

MWAHAHAHA!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO!

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!
OOOOOOOHOHOHOHO!!!!

(oops....I hershey squirted, Johnny.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

O.....HOHHOHOHOHO!!!!!

HOOHOOHOO!

HWAHWAHWAHWAHWA!!!!!

OOOOOOOHOHOHO!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHOHOHO!
*brapp*

Ahahahaha!
OOOOOOOO hohohohoh!!!

Hwaa haw haw!
Bwaaa hwaaaa haw haw!

*fart*
Ohohohoho!

Aye!

Heh heh....lawyers...

Hwa hwa hwa!!!

check.

OHOHOHHOOO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*poot*

oops, I cut one.

shortly thereafter, a rift to some otherhell opened up under the warwoof's chair. He was never seen or heard from again.

Aubrey the Failformed:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

he did that for th' lulz.

hwaaaaaahwahwahwa!
ha hwaaa aaa aa a!

AHAHAHAHA!

oHOHOHOHOHO!

HOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!

*brapp!*

BAAAAAAARF!!!
Sugar tastes nasty to yuggies.

This seems to be the most appropriate place for this post.

I just wanted to go on record to say that over the (very little) time I've been on these boards, I believe Sebastian to be an awesome individual. So much so, that for my next Inquisitor Lord model for my Inquisition WH40K army will be named after him. I thought the need to publicly announce this, feeling out of character today =)

HWA HWA HWA! O HO HO HOHO!!!

CourtFool wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

What's a Hero system?

It is a dumbed down version of Bella Sera.

You sir, are hilarious.

AHAHAHAHA! OH HOHOHOHOHOA!

Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

You know what we really need? An "Enemy of Sebastian" tag. It's hard to keep track of all the people on the boards I hate, and somehow Sharoth has escaped my wrath multiple times as a result. An enemies tag would help me identify my opponents - before they dare strike against me.

~innocent and shocked look~ I am your ememy? Since when?

Since you decided that the tilda is a f#*#ing letter. IT'S NOT!

It is in vilespeak, mortal fool.

G~~+**nit. I'm going to hire a paladin to smite your smug ass. Laugh it up chuckles, you're going down.

Uh, after the nun beats your knuckles bloody like the beginning of Blues Brothers for blaspheming,......ah, never mind.

AHAHAHAH! O>>>>HOHOHOHOOOOHOHHOOOHOOO!

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

You know what we really need? An "Enemy of Sebastian" tag. It's hard to keep track of all the people on the boards I hate, and somehow Sharoth has escaped my wrath multiple times as a result. An enemies tag would help me identify my opponents - before they dare strike against me.

~innocent and shocked look~ I am your ememy? Since when?

Since you decided that the tilda is a f#*#ing letter. IT'S NOT!

It is in vilespeak, mortal fool.

Lilith wrote:

Mwah-hah-hah! :D

*makes cookies*

The cookies are a lie.

Gat Hinn Mah Balleh!!!

Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

O-HO HO HO HO!

AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

Blam!

*Body thump followed by sigh of relief*

Thats me, ROFLMAOing!!!

O-HO HO HO HO!
AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

HWAAA HWAAAA HWAAAA....AH...AH....CCCCCCCCKKK!

One more chuckle and I'm launching feces, Ed.

Oh no. Is Joan Embery on the show tonight?

Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

HWA HWA HWA!!!! OHOHOHOOHOOHOO! WAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAHWAAAAA.....

Hey Johnny, I'm seeing double.

You annoying son of a b!@##. Say it with me:

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*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

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HWA HWA HWA!!!! OHOHOHOOHOOHOO! WAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAHWAAAAA.....
Hey Johnny, I'm seeing double.

O HO HO HO HO HO!!!
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BRAVO!!!! BRAVO SIR!!!! SHEER GENIUS!!!! HUZZAH!!!

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