Old Doc Flumph's page

Ghost of Redbeard

Banned for being the first person in almost 2 years to ban someone.

Too much TV is bad for you.

Take 2 of these and call me in the morning.
gives Fish-Malkovich 2 'somethings'

Restore Dr G House to rightful dimensions.[/dice]

As for you, Pineapple...
[i]Pineapple the Clown turns into an inanimate mute pineapple.

The man with x-ray eyes.

They were Out Back.

The next poster decided to try something nobody else had ever done before.

I know of several planets that have sliding instruments.

I remember.
You me and that other guy were freshmen roommates at SpaceMed University.

I also remember the wild weekends we had.
Remember when we almost got expelled for putting the sigifuse's body in the dean's bed?
Or that time when we filled the lecture hall's air supply with inertron gas?

Wait a moment...
Every time we got in trouble it was because of one of your bizarre schemes.
Good thing I met my wife and moved out when we got married.

Whatever happened to the other guy?
I can't recall his name.
Gathar? No.
Gotchar? No.
Oh well. He quit for personal reasons during the third year.

Lets see.

1) They are both ovoid shaped.
2) They both crack open when bouncing down a flight of stairs.
3) Both have juicy parts inside that can be eaten raw or cooked.
4) They both come multi-colored.

Not seeing much difference here.

What the heck is a smurf?
I can't find it in any medical journal.

The Toys from Brazil - Secret plot to take over the Island of Misfit Toys.

Pulg once shaved his mustache.

Talk to Dr. Sigmund.
He will help you.

Wow, a 11+ year old revival.
I think that may be a record.
Someone has too much time on their hands.

Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.

The next poster walked into a bar.

Sliska face didn't always look so fearful; that only happened after his first session at the GoatToucher Massage Parlor.

Can you tell me how to get to the Crab Nebula? I have a emergency C-Section to perform.

The next poster's stress levels are through the roof.

JTDV bought the scarf because it was made from Pulg's hair.

Shouldn't that be de-wormed?

No, that is my patented fungal scalp treatment.

Someone has a brass deficiency.

I remember when they used to use to use fresh blood. It just seems too tame now-a-days.

Molten Dragon is a firm believer in burning fan fiction.

Too bad, now the win will never come to you.

KK is the ultimate party crasher.

I could have sworn I just saw a... Nah, must have been my imagination.

The next poster has a vivid sense of self.

Here I am.

Captain Kuro is banned for being a bureaucrat.

Ventnor wrote:

I thought we outlawed Tuesday?

Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Today is Untuesday.

GM_Berrnorg is banned for revealing too much information about things he knows nothing about.

Travis is banned for his fear of the unknown.

Ventnor once possessed the tablet, until I surgically removed it from... some place.

Ah the good old days, when people like that were locked away for their own safety.

Dr. Sigmund is banned for starting the riot at last year's medical convention.

Come on. Its been over 5 hours. Time for someone else to win.

This one is made from cow gut.

Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.

*Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.*

Pulg once went to see a dermatologist about some hairy growth on his chin.

You are right, nothing is complicated when I am winning.

Horde smord. The win can only go to one, and I am going to win it.

Banned for hiding your age.

And Vega will become the most powerful Solar System in the galaxy.

The next poster has already fallen to our mighty army.

Pulg's facial hair is really a compost heap.

*Examines the troll with one of his tentacle sensors.*

He'll live. Just knocked himself sensless.

Ain't that the truth.

Granted, he now only eats gnolls.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Someone call a doctor about hearing loss?

Shh. The adults are winning.

Say nothing or your laryngitis will get worse.