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Sovereign Court

You'd think that it would be something sinister. But it was just a slumber party!

The next poster was also at slumber party and will tell us the other party goers.


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Benjamin Franklin, the Duke of Earl, the Earl of Dukes, the Duke, Earl, Contessa Isabelle Frankfurter Von Smorgasbord III, Bob (not THAT Bob, the other Bob), Raiden, Yogi Berra, Yogi Bear, Bare Naked Ladies, and three of the five Koala Twins.

I forgot the next poster was there, too, and said poster has SCANDALOUS news from it.

Sovereign Court

I'm ALWAYS there! So I hear everything.

And the scandalous news I have is [SUPER REDACTED]!

The next poster, upon hearing the news, has just had their head explode and their soul now feeds me for eternity!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I went into the closet.

The next poster posted a poster of a poser.


Here you go.

The next poster just returned from the most amazing trip.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I didn't see the stairs, funny thing that.

The next poster nac daer sgniht sdrawkcab.

Sovereign Court

The skill is learning what words could possibly be said, when figuring it out.

The next poster however, is much more skilled than I and can read words in all directions.


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The next poster's head isn't screwed on right.


I can always tell if something is sneaking up on me.

The next poster tried and will warn you not to.


*Shows a "I tried to sneak up on Goth Guru, and all I got was this amazingly verbose set of knife wounds." scar*

The next poster tried to sneak up on GoatToucher, and, well, things ended up poorly...

Liberty's Edge

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Goat Toucher and I don't talk about it anymore, after I offered up the usual sacrifices. A word of advice, Goat Toucher can touch goats, but no one can touch Goat Toucher.

The next poster is a promotional preview of Star Wars IX you can hang on your wall.

Liberty's Edge

*ticktockticktockticktockschtupschtupKONKONKONKONK-printer noises...!*

*beepbeepwhistlewhistleBOOOOOOOOOOMK'BOOMBUMBUMBUMBUM!!!!!*

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

R2-FU is a programmable insult droid.

The next poster is a centerfold of an unspeakable magazine.

Sovereign Court

And that's the LAST time I have Old Doc Flumph as my GP!

That, and the fact that he/it uses oral thermometers to get rid of earwax.

The next poster however, sees no problems with the methods of Old Doc Flumph.


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Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.

The next poster walked into a bar.


OW!

The next poster is the bartender.


"We don't serve droids here! They are too hard to cook!"

The next poster was offended by that joke.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

But I usually take offense to anything that isn't cooked right, or hasn't had enough stroking time by my tentacles before mastication.

The next poster enjoys several ways to masticate.


Shapeshifting can give a variety of mouths, or mouth-like orifices, that give one a greater appreciation of the foods, or food-like substances, that one masticates upon.

The next poster's mind went there....

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