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Pulg do you believe in love after love?

Scarab Sages

You should really ask GoatToucher about that. He has a PhD in theology.


...Pass.


There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle
Of her forehead.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Pulg do you believe in love after love?

Yes, he does.


BARBARIAN AM WIN


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Alas, you are no longer winning.

Scarab Sages

*sneaks up behind Uncle Teddy, snips off helmet plume, replaces it with pinecone, runs off giggling*

Sovereign Court

*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*

Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!

*Sees a small portal from earth open up and a brochure appears.*

What have we here?

*Reads the brochure, only to get disappointed.*

Oh, it's for a monthly trip on a Disney cruise line. Completely useless to me as I've been banned from going on them because I always put fast acting, extra strength, GoatToucher brand laxatives in Mickey Mouse's shrimps. Comte de Malodor might be able to go however, I'll have to ask him.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*

Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!

It's to match his new outfit.


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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*

Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!

*Sees a small portal from earth open up and a brochure appears.*

What have we here?

*Reads the brochure, only to get disappointed.*

Oh, it's for a monthly trip on a Disney cruise line. Completely useless to me as I've been banned from going on them because I always put fast acting, extra strength, GoatToucher brand laxatives in Mickey Mouse's shrimps. Comte de Malodor might be able to go however, I'll have to ask him.

I do enjoy cruising for 'Disney', that's quite true, so certainly I would.

I assume 'Disney' means the same thing over there as it does in La France Profonde?


Love after love.

...after love.

...after love.

...after love.

Liberty's Edge

*beepboopbeepboopKA-BONKABONKABONKschtuppschtuppschtuppschtupp!*


You guys have some strange aliases.


*ascends into view overhead, eclipses sun*


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Theirs a new face. a new golden red eyed face.

GOLDENFACE!

*sets threat level to midnight*


CC: "Golden face and silver bottom"

JT: "Could not melt this hat of mine. Yeehaw!"

Sovereign Court

*In a long and sarcastic tone* Great! Two people who have joined the GoatToucher cult and (as such) have taken up his likeness.

*Turns away with a shudder.*

Anyway, is Jokey around? I've found an old letter addressed to his late wife. Admittedly I read it and the man (who simply addresses himself as "Virgil") is implying that he -and not Jokey- is Chuck Les' biological father.


I've been getting some good winning spree's here I feel it its close.

Scarab Sages

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Anyway, is Jokey around? I've found an old letter addressed to his late wife. Admittedly I read it and the man (who simply addresses himself as "Virgil") is implying that he -and not Jokey- is Chuck Les' biological father.

*peers over Count Heydrich's shoulder to read letter*

"...have pledged my life to The Living One, who has appeared as foretold in the Shrouded Hills region...you should have seen the zeppelin crash, lucky I was around...avenged a murder, stopped a bank robbery, saw some real ghosts, outwitted the Witless...have finally achieved my lifelong dream of being moody but loyal second-fiddle to greatness...ask Elder Joachim for your bloody child support, I look no more behind me...."

Well! Now we know why he was always so strangely reluctant to open up about his past!


I wear you guys down eventually.

Liberty's Edge

*picks Vidmaster7 up, wears him like a large hat*


I mean after being a pokemon and a NARC.. a Hat? sure why not...

Liberty's Edge

*pats hat, puts on coat and cane* Come, Cinnamonasalamancamagundihydrocrystalophone, let's go to town for the gloaming, see all the dim, friendly stars and all the pretty, baleful faces! I wonder who we will radish into?


I.. I have no idea what you just said.

Liberty's Edge

*swats hat with cane* A good hat is to be SEEN, not BLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHH!


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*sigh* Slaads... I think I preferred sissyl.


What you need is a melodious trombone serenade.

One, two, three!

proo proo proo prooooo proo proo proopy proopy prooooo proo proo proopy proopy proo proo proo proo proop! proop! prooooooooooooo


O_o

Liberty's Edge

*eats a trombone*

No, too runny.

*eats another trombone*

That one's too waxy....

Haven't you got anything more un-tubular, with just a hint of chrysanthemum and uupsie-daisy?


>.>


Sunomono Slaad wrote:

*eats a trombone*

No, too runny.

*eats another trombone*

That one's too waxy....

Haven't you got anything more un-tubular, with just a hint of chrysanthemum and uupsie-daisy?

I do have some beans...

Liberty's Edge

Lord President Beans wrote:
I do have some beans...

Elaborate.


No, just no.

Master Slaad, I believe I might have something to your liking. Just head on over to the banquet table. I believe there are some trombones left that meet your tastes, assuming the proteans didn't eat them all already.


Someone has a brass deficiency.


Sunomono Slaad wrote:
Lord President Beans wrote:
I do have some beans...
Elaborate.

They are particularly elaborate beans, yes.


Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more your abdomen distends due to your anus having been sealed surgically.

Yet you continue to eat, because the man in the tailored suit watching you from a nearby chair has worse in store for you if you stop.

And now the cramping has started, but you continue to eat the beans, fearing what will happen if you keep eating, but knowing what will happen if you stop.

Sovereign Court

You'd think that the man in the tailored suit would be either myself or GoatToucher, but you'd be wrong! It is, in actual fact, Poog!


Which is why he's trying to eat the suit at the same time.


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GoatToucher wrote:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more your abdomen distends due to your anus having been sealed surgically.

Doesn't matter. Beans will find a way.

Liberty's Edge

*takes a bunch of beans, puts them in an ordinary envelope with a LOT of postage stamps, mails them to the hexagonal north pole of Saturn*

Sovereign Court

*Promptly clones Sunomono Slaad, takes the clone outside and kills it by shooting it in the head.*

I'm terribly sorry for that, but I just can't abide silliness.


Lord President Beans wrote:


Doesn't matter. Beans will find a way.

I of course read this in the voice of Jeff Goldblum's Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Sovereign Court

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*Stomps through the thread (without knocking over anyone or anything).*

Da,da,da,da,da, da,da,da! (The Jurassic Park theme song).

*Eats some cakes from the banquet before leaving.*


Not the first nor will it be the last dinosaur to stomp through this thread.


GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Runs after Jurassic bard.


See, observe, precept, notice, identity, regard, view.


GROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!

*rampages through area*
*eats banquet-goers*

ROOOOAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!

Sovereign Court

*Turns around, sees Bloodfang, reads up to full height and lets out a fearsome roar (despite new evidence saying that Tyrannosaurus couldn't do it) to challenge the impudent little upstart.*

Sovereign Court

I didn't think that I would be using my old alias on this thread again, particularly because I'm not done with this one yet.

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