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Scarab Sages

Vidmaster7 wrote:
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the $%^& vampires.

Is that like mirror-universe Santa Clara?

I think you can get from one to the other via the Closets In the Winchester Mystery House...now THERE'S a Hiding place!!!


Come on now IHYC you know the movie reference.

Scarab Sages

As a matter of fact, I sincerely don't.

The closest I can think of is a Zin-Carla, which is...some kind of FORGOTTEN REALMS Lolthian Drow funny-business.


Lost boys. Come on now an actual good vampire flick.

Scarab Sages

Never seen it.

I finally got around to seeing The Avengers this year.

Not this years "The Avengers"; The first one.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet, WTF do you expect?!?


5 o'clock

Scarab Sages

6 o'clock! Come 7 o'clock...

...We're gonna rock!

Around!

The clock tonight!


¿ooʇ ɟɟo ǝzǝǝnbs ǝɔᴉnɾ ǝƃuɐɹo ɟo ssɐlƃ ʎɯ pᴉp ǝɹǝɥM


Well next time I'm watching it IHIYC I'll knock and let you know.


I would have thought that the Closet would have Wi-Fi.

If not, cue the Super 8 films of Patrick McNee and Diana Rigg.


It should. I think when he opens up the dimensional portal (or whatever it is he does to do that trick where I look and hes not there and then boom there he is again) that it resets my modem..


Every time after typing the word "that", stop and backspace it out, then complete the sentence. About 90% of the time you will find it was extraneous; that is, it takes up space, ink costs (if you're a publishing a book), and makes you look stupid <-- this is what a former paizo staffer once said.

e.g.

Original: I would have thought that the Closet would have Wi-Fi.

Changed: I would have thought the Closet would have Wi-Fi.

(2x Changed: I would have thought the Closet w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ has Wi-Fi.)


So you think that that that was unnecessary?


Hi Cathy.

Scarab Sages

high G wrote:

Hi Cathy.

*Ack!*

Sovereign Court

You think that's scary, I once magically spliced the DNA of a goblin and a redcap together and created something called a blue imp.


On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Scarab Sages

*spends several seconds intensely scrutinizing both hands...*

*...then uses one to slap high G*


I know psychic goblins turn blue and are in fact called blues. Hmm the blue was orange would you call it an orange instead? (I think that is a yes.)


Old Book with velvet-tie clasp:
E.X.P.L.O.S.I.V.E. ... R.U.I.N.S.

damage = 3d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 6) = 15


Beans forever.


Curses.

Sovereign Court

*Sees Vidmaster7 has become completely hairless.*

What happened to you? Did you try and shave using a flamethrower?


Captain Danger Bear recommends that method in particular. Tank mounted flamethrowers are his favourite.


attention and language generate the habitable world(s)


I opened High G's book. you should take a look.
see: Old Book with velvet-tie clasp:


I did, nothing happened.
Must have been a one shot item.
Thank goodness.
I do not want to be bald.

Sovereign Court

We all can't be as lucky as you! >:P

Sovereign Court

Oh grow up!


airbourne


Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:
We all can't be as lucky as you! >:P

You can grow chives on your head too.

Sovereign Court

Don't bother trying to tell him that, he refuses to listen and he hates greenery in all aspects.


But has he heard about Legendary Brown Chives?

Scarab Sages

...I haven't....

Is that like an Outback Steakhouse "Bloomin' Onion"?

But it implants itself in one's scalp?


No, that is my patented fungal scalp treatment.

Sovereign Court

Which works miracles by the way! Especially now it is a subsidiary of GoatToucher brand products. Also, yes I have heard of the Legendary Brown Chives. I have chives, onions, fruit, vegetables and all other types of healthy food. Just rodent blood and the occasional insects are good enough for me thank you!


After I left Harold And His Winkles in 1924, Legendary Brown Chives was was in my seminal Twenty Two Dollar Quartet, along with 'Squelchy' Mugg-Pudding and Hercules DuBois.

Sovereign Court

My taloned hands have caused havoc for me again, I've just realised, I didn't mean to say "I have" but rather "I hate".


I have a treatment for that.
Just put your hand under this ultra-violet light for 10 minutes and your problem will be gone.

Sovereign Court

Very well.

*Puts both hands under the ultra-violet light, waits 10 minutes, then pulls them out.*

Amazing! Not only are my nails neatly trimmed, they are also brilliantly polished to absolute perfection! Thank you, Dr G House, how much money do I owe you?


Stranger and stranger.


Captain Danger Bear wrote:
Captain Danger Bear recommends that method in particular. Tank mounted flamethrowers are his favourite.

I know I'm late, but I thought you shaved using a ride-on lawnmower? Is it a second choice because ammo is expensive or what?


Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

Very well.

*Puts both hands under the ultra-violet light, waits 10 minutes, then pulls them out.*

Amazing! Not only are my nails neatly trimmed, they are also brilliantly polished to absolute perfection! Thank you, Dr G House, how much money do I owe you?

Not much. Just a pint of your blood.

Sovereign Court

Really? That's all you want? Okay!

*Plonks a heavy duty pint jar filled with blood (my own, naturally) on the table Dr G House is currently sitting at.*

If you need more, just let me know, I've got 100 storage vaults containing the stuff.

Scarab Sages

He uses it all as part of a massive power matrix for the known universe's largest Sumerian-style battery.

What's the battery itself for? Nobody knows....

Sovereign Court

Nobody cares, either.

Scarab Sages

*shocked and appalled*

*I* care! I care deeply! This is assuredly the most compelling and remarkable anecdote I have been apprised of in many months!


I'm disappointed in all you undead who haven't seen Lost boys.


The Sideromancer wrote:
Captain Danger Bear wrote:
Captain Danger Bear recommends that method in particular. Tank mounted flamethrowers are his favourite.
I know I'm late, but I thought you shaved using a ride-on lawnmower? Is it a second choice because ammo is expensive or what?

Captain Danger Bear is constantly reexamining his grooming habits.


Have to watch out for lice and what have you after all.

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