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GT is banned for not knocking out both goats and turkeys before he tries to do "you know" that thing he does to them.


Banned for not knowing the true meaning of Christmas.

Liberty's Edge

Molten Dragon is BANNED for having pointy teeth and scales.


Fenrel is banned for being monochrome.

Liberty's Edge

GM_Beernorg is banned for looking half asleep.

Scarab Sages

Fenrel Silvermane is banned for violating the 39th Law of Robotics: A robot must not attempt to conceal its identity with a wig.


IHIYC is banned for wearing an elaborate series of trusses.


GoatToucher is banned for herding goats without a license.

Scarab Sages

Office of Redunancy is banned because it is redundant with the already-existing Department of Redundancy Department.

Liberty's Edge

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for making clowns look good.


Fenrel Silvermane is banned for scaring the pants off me. You look like some of those aliens who nabbed me.


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Travis is banned for his fear of the unknown.


Old Doc Flumph is banned for in his youth, having lent his tentacles to a certain style of anime.


GM_Berrnorg is banned for revealing too much information about things he knows nothing about.


Old Doc Flumph is banned for making fun of the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, the poor thing actually cried!.

(hope I didn't take that last one too far, if so, I apologize)

Scarab Sages

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GM_Beernorg is banned for being hesitant to stick to his guns...his tentacley, tentacley guns....


IHIYC is banned because he knows -exactly- where those guns have been.


GoatToucher is banned for his lack of true "Guns".

You really should get to the gym more often. Ewww


MB banned for implying only real men lift, bro


CB is banned for coining the term "Do you even lift?"


Molten Dragon is banned for eating a dozen NJ meat heads who were full of steroids in order to bulk up, and for the annoying side effect of now always using the word bro.

Scarab Sages

GM_Beernorg is banned for bulking up by using gamma radiation.


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If you were a good boy all year and you leave a penny for him to find, IHIYC will irradiated your closet with gamma rays.


I ban myself for confusing this thread with the false factoids thread.


MD is banned because he's terrible. Just terrible.


GoatToucher is banned for just being himself.


GM_Beernorg is banned for being an Orc! There, I SAID IT! I also ban Goblin babies, because they're disgusting bags of snot and slobber with prehensile ears.


Divinitus is banned for forgetting to put eye holes in his helmet, justice may be blind silly paladin, but that does not mean you have to be.

(honestly, gotta agree about the goblin babies, but we orcs are a proud and fierce people!)


I also ban:

1. Hobgoblins, because Bugbears are better!

2. Whoever made the decision to NOT have Ron Perlman voice the ending on Fallout 4!

3. Horses as paladin mounts, because RHINOS would be much better! Or, you know, giant dodo birds or something.

4. Magical monsters with NO signature abilities!

5. Leadership... just leadership...

6. Whoever said that making a Bob Marley-esque bard for Skull and Shackles was a bad idea!

7. And lastly, APS DESIGNED FOR NOOBS! Give us experienced players something that isn't the equivalent of Linkin' Logs!


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Divinitus is banned for looking like a bizarre metal condom with little swords dancing around it. I mean who wants swords anywhere near your condom.

Scarab Sages

Burning Straw man is banned because the Jewish jokes almost write themselves on that one.


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IHIYC is banned for all the jumpscares he caused at the IKEA last week.
So many closets...so many crying kids, for starters.


TFF is banned for taking a selfie while watching me bathe from my courtyard and using it as his profile image. The delighted smile is flattering, but just come inside and get the full view.


GoatToucher is banned for leaving his curtains and shudders open while he bathes, there are laws about that, serious laws...


GM_Beernog is banned for being so terribly right, yet not invoking a black hole upon GoatToucher's house.


TFF is banned for leaving his and GMB's lawn chairs and binoculars on the porch from when they viewed GT in the bath.


Molten Dragon is banned for JOINING a man called GoatToucher in the bath.


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Divinitus is banned for not taking off his sword-ringed helmet when he joined MD and me.


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GoatToucher is banned because, at this rate, we will have to start calling him Everything Toucher, and I am just not willing to do that, ever!


GM_Beernog is banned for not sending me a Christmas present.


The Fiend Fantastic is banned FOR sending me a Christmas present, it had huge claws and fangs and a big flaming sword, and ruined the goose I was cooking, now the children shall have no special Yule dinner.


GM_Beernog is banned for not sending me a Christmas present either.


Goddity is banned also for sending me a Christmas present, it was one of those creepy haunted dolls from Reign of Winter, seriously, that thing freaks me out, and no receipt was included so I can't even return the little horror!


GMB is banned for trying to re-gift the haunted doll to me.


Molten Dragon be banned for collecting many haunted dolls.

Scarab Sages

"THE" Poog of Zarongel is banned for having gotten to third base with one of them.


IHIYC is banned for having told Poog that the dolls were, you know, those kind of dolls, so really the haunted half goblin doll golem babies are really his fault too, not just Poog's.

Sovereign Court

GM_Beernorg is banned for even knowing any of this happened. Please come over here son and sit on my couch we have so much to discuss.


Dr. Sigmund is banned - and Gotten - for CLAW envy.


The CLAW is banned for offering massages with his hideous razor-blade like hands, seriously, I swear the massage made me more tense, like bird talons digging into my flesh, it was terrible.

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