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Scarab Sages

My Great Old pal 'Lou wouldn't do something like that. Not His aesthetic, you see.

*gibbered affirmation from front seat of van*

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True. But still...

*Charges up shoulder cannon.*

Just to be safe.

*Blows up the van.*

That fireball was merely a bonfire compared to my full powers!
*laughs and grunts histerically*

Foolish dried-up corpse, that was no fireball, that was a PLASMA cannon!

*Locks on scrumptious lich and blasts him/her into oblivion*

Che...daring to call an advances weapon a fireball.
AoZK, care to make sure the phylactery is destroyed before the lich returns?

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*Unsheathes wristblades.*




The phylactery is no more.

Even as a pile of ashes I still look better than you, Zon-Kthulhu!

Scarab Sages

*disposes of Scrumptious Lich with a feather duster*

:gathers some lich-dust for a new Rump Ointment recipe:

Great Googlie Mooglie!

Goat Toucher brand Rump Ointment: Haunted Bottom

Make a new season of evil in your trousers with Goat Toucher brand Rump Ointment

*Shudder Shudder*

*applies GT's new ointment to my bottom. Immediately shriekes and begins to drag bottom across Schism's carpeted floor*

Get it off!! I got ghosts coming out of my bottom and they don't smell so good.....

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*MD's rear end is now a smouldering crater thanks to my shoulder cannon.*

There you go, hope that helps!

*Walks away whilst turning invisible and imitating MD's laugh.*

sup kids

Sorry, too many monochromatic people here already. Go find some other thread to haunt.

Yellow and blue make green, a sage once told me. Who's is yellow? GT?

Well, you are a golden yellow.

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That's because I have been delicately baked in panko, a little bit of cayenne pepper and butter at 350 for one hour.

Gives you that nice all over golden tan, huh?

Yes and I'm delicious if I do say so myself.

Grand Lodge

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The thread is kind of pointless, IMO, there is no problem with the martials, it's the casters that are too powerful.

In my game a simple rule change on invisibility and how concentration works made great changes towards casters and martials balance.

Woops, wrong thread!

HERESY caster master race

Go away little boy blue.


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You have a nice skull, I'll add it to my collection.

*Knocks MBT onto his belly, rips out his spine with skull attached, then uses a diamond fibre cable to dangle the corpse from a tree by his left foot. After that, MBT is flayed and his pelt is given to Private Tiny as a long overdue gift.*

Well, my work here is done!

*Goes back to spaceship and places MBT's skull in the trophy room with all the others.*

Scarab Sages

*reanimates Avatar of Zon-Kuthon's skull collection*

AWAKEN! Awaken and...go knock all His stuff over and fool with His appliances!

*scampers in and unplug AZK's VCR. Giggles and scampers away in reverse* have fun resetting the time.... Still have the manual?!? Tee hee....

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Scarab Sages

I can do better than that! I use my +4 Groucho Glasses of Perspicacity!

Perception: 4d20 - 1d20 ⇒ (3, 7, 3, 19) - (18) = 14

Hmm, maybe I can't....

You lose!

I win.

No, you don't.


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*Captures Gregor Greymane and uses him in a sacred ritual to breed the Ultimate Prey.*

Anymore volunteers?

Posters gonna post...

Roasters gonna roast...

Toaster gonna toast...

Scarab Sages

Gnostic's gonna gnost...


Sovereign Court

Well, considering that I took your skull, dangled you from a tree, flayed your corpse and gave your hairy hide to the poor soul you keep picking on, I'm not surprised!

And we have a break in the action.

Also you think.

I'm still posting. Better than I ever did...

With the same bad results.

Real nice and from a captain no less. ::bleh::

Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.

*Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.*

Doc you know I'm allergic to buckets....

This one is made from cow gut.

Delicious and nutritious!

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