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Well ain't that just the Smurfin way.

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This really is the chaos spawn thing all over again.


Except with smurfs, so much more fun.

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...


isn't it the Smurfin truth?

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Aha! So you know what I'm talking about?


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Wakes up with a terrible hangover.

Ohh! Never mix Who-hash with Who-pudding.
Happy New Year boss.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Aha! So you know what I'm talking about?

We can dig it.

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*As Shaft! is mocked from behind (by yours truly) due to being accompanied by a mysterious musical fanfare that no one can locate the source of, I turn to Schism.*

It's about time you woke up, we've got lots of things to do this year! And I want to see a lot more input from you.

*Turns attention to Shaft!, still mocking him.*

Reiner was talking about the chaos spawn joke that Warhammer players (including those who at least know what Warhammer is) make in YouTube comments. Basically, whenever someone made a comment, if they said the words "chaos spawn", then they'd pretend to turn into a chaos spawn by writing jibberish.


That is Smurfin crazy.

Also blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.


Tiptoe through the tulips.


-_- not sure if Nick Cage or Gargemel... Lets get the smurf out of here!

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I think you'll find he is both.

Also, there is no escape for anyone!


You are doomed.
DOOMED, I say.

HA HA HA HA!

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*Gives Schism a clip around the ear.*

Quiet you. It's very rude to shout.

*Looks intensely into the air.*

Besides, I feel that a new face is coming...

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*From the nearby river, a face (and body) appear out of the water.*

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*Gets a bit disappointed.*

Oh, it's just him. Never mind!


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

I think you'll find he is both.

Also, there is no escape for anyone!

Anyone who isn't currently paddlin' Madeleine home, that is.

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*Devours 'Glistening' Buff Scrotes.*

That's enough out of you, mate!


Quite smurfing right.


Don't tell me what the smurf to do!


What the heck is a smurf?
I can't find it in any medical journal.

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Die, you blue skinned fiends!

*Attacks everyone who is a "that" with a flamethrower.*


Old Doc Flumph wrote:

What the heck is a smurf?

I can't find it in any medical journal.

Arrh, colleague matey, it do stand for Suriname Miguel's Unfortunate Rum Flatulence

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Good grief, it's spreading fast!

*Deploys an endless array of flaming nukes.*


If you can’t say smurf, you can’t defeat smurf.

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NEVER! I shall never say that dreadful word! And I will find a way to not only defeat, but also destroy every last one of you smurfs! Oh no! What have I just said!?

*Commits suicide.*


Are they any relation to the Blue Meanies?

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According to Dr. Albert Wily's notes, they gave rise to the "Blue Meanies". Then again, he never did like small, blue things.


Apart from those l'il pills he had to take when Mrs Dr Wiley demanded he perform his husbandly duties.

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Um, Pulg, Wily was never married. He didn't care about relationships (or human life in general) and I seriously doubt that any woman would want to be with such a deranged lunatic! Not including your own wives, of course. Besides, he kept himself busy with making destructive robots.

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*Continues to swim about in the river, eating freshwater kelp.*


...Welp...

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*Appears via a phasing sequence.*

Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.

*Readies a high tech, scary looking handheld device.*

Do not be alarmed. The procedure is completely painless.

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*Rubs hands together, excitedly.*

Now we're talking, I was hoping he'd show up soon.

*Schism gives a "you're joking right?" look.*

What? I can't wait to see the end results.

*At hearing this, Schism tells Mr. Grinch that he's absolutely crazy.*

Just for that remark...

*Passes Schism over to Friend from Outer Space.*

Here you go. Have fun with the dissection!


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Friend from Outer Space wrote:

*Appears via a phasing sequence.*

Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.

Joke's on you, pal, as I have none of those things.

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*While unsure what to do with Schism, turns to Pulg.*

Fascinating, let us see what you do have.

*Begins extensive (and intensive) medical research and examination on Pulg.*


I thought they preferred cows..


Alien ought to be busy with the shears for awhile. Pulg has infinite hair regeneration.

Almost forgot: Smurf!


That’s right. It’s the year of the smurf.


Fan-smurfin-tastic.

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We have come along way in our evaluation of the universe to focus solely on a planet's livestock (particularly those of a bovine nature). However, we've yet to study creatures such as yourselves. I would theorise that you are a species of fey with the ability to infect others by a simple mention of the species name. To make sure of my theory, I will need to run a series of simple (yet lengthy) diagnostics.

*Leaves Pulg (who is still halfway being experimented on) on the medical table he was placed on, to acquire Vidmaster7 and Waterhammer in their transformed state and conducts more experimental research on them.*

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Intriguing, this could be most insightful and scientific breakthrough.

*Observes the experimentations.*

Not to sound presumptuous, but I think our "friend" could rival Goattoucher.


eh not like it will be the first time i've been experimented on... not even the first time on this thread.


Give Friend from Outer Space a white hat, and he could be a Smurf too.

Creepy Experimenter Smurf.


We will just send Jokey Smurf to the alien first. That should be entertaining.


Less so for the alien.


Sacrifices must be made for humor Pulg.


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*While the Fiend from Outer Space is distracted: turns into mist and escapes.

Whew, that was close.
To Self: Sorry Pulg, everyone for themselves.

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*Reviews the findings of the experimentations on Waterhammer and Vidmaster7.*

Tests have proven to be most fruitful as the subjects' anatomy appears to be more akin to manically infused amorphous blobs than any other living thing. Though it has made the procedures longer and more intensive, the results have been extraordinary in compensation. As an added note, subject known as "Vidmaster7" appears to contain properties for substantial facial hair growth which exceeds the normal parameters of nature.

*Goes to find new lifeforms to experiment on, leaving Pulg on the medical table (and still halfway being experimented on).*

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