Well ain't that just the Smurfin way.
Except with smurfs, so much more fun.
isn't it the Smurfin truth?
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Wakes up with a terrible hangover.
Ohh! Never mix Who-hash with Who-pudding.
Happy New Year boss.
Aha! So you know what I'm talking about?
We can dig it.
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*As Shaft! is mocked from behind (by yours truly) due to being accompanied by a mysterious musical fanfare that no one can locate the source of, I turn to Schism.*
It's about time you woke up, we've got lots of things to do this year! And I want to see a lot more input from you.
*Turns attention to Shaft!, still mocking him.*
Reiner was talking about the chaos spawn joke that Warhammer players (including those who at least know what Warhammer is) make in YouTube comments. Basically, whenever someone made a comment, if they said the words "chaos spawn", then they'd pretend to turn into a chaos spawn by writing jibberish.
That is Smurfin crazy.
Also blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.
Tiptoe through the tulips.
-_- not sure if Nick Cage or Gargemel... Lets get the smurf out of here!
HA HA HA HA!
I think you'll find he is both.
Also, there is no escape for anyone!
Anyone who isn't currently paddlin' Madeleine home, that is.
Quite smurfing right.
Don't tell me what the smurf to do!
What the heck is a smurf?
I can't find it in any medical journal.
What the heck is a smurf?
I can't find it in any medical journal.
Arrh, colleague matey, it do stand for Suriname Miguel's Unfortunate Rum Flatulence
If you can’t say smurf, you can’t defeat smurf.
Are they any relation to the Blue Meanies?
Apart from those l'il pills he had to take when Mrs Dr Wiley demanded he perform his husbandly duties.
...Welp...
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*Appears via a phasing sequence.*
Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.
*Readies a high tech, scary looking handheld device.*
Do not be alarmed. The procedure is completely painless.
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*Rubs hands together, excitedly.*
Now we're talking, I was hoping he'd show up soon.
*Schism gives a "you're joking right?" look.*
What? I can't wait to see the end results.
*At hearing this, Schism tells Mr. Grinch that he's absolutely crazy.*
Just for that remark...
*Passes Schism over to Friend from Outer Space.*
Here you go. Have fun with the dissection!
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*Appears via a phasing sequence.*
Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.
Joke's on you, pal, as I have none of those things.
I thought they preferred cows..
Alien ought to be busy with the shears for awhile. Pulg has infinite hair regeneration.
Almost forgot: Smurf!
That’s right. It’s the year of the smurf.
Fan-smurfin-tastic.
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We have come along way in our evaluation of the universe to focus solely on a planet's livestock (particularly those of a bovine nature). However, we've yet to study creatures such as yourselves. I would theorise that you are a species of fey with the ability to infect others by a simple mention of the species name. To make sure of my theory, I will need to run a series of simple (yet lengthy) diagnostics.
*Leaves Pulg (who is still halfway being experimented on) on the medical table he was placed on, to acquire Vidmaster7 and Waterhammer in their transformed state and conducts more experimental research on them.*
eh not like it will be the first time i've been experimented on... not even the first time on this thread.
Give Friend from Outer Space a white hat, and he could be a Smurf too.
Creepy Experimenter Smurf.
We will just send Jokey Smurf to the alien first. That should be entertaining.
Less so for the alien.
Sacrifices must be made for humor Pulg.
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*While the Fiend from Outer Space is distracted: turns into mist and escapes.
Whew, that was close.
To Self: Sorry Pulg, everyone for themselves.
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*Reviews the findings of the experimentations on Waterhammer and Vidmaster7.*
Tests have proven to be most fruitful as the subjects' anatomy appears to be more akin to manically infused amorphous blobs than any other living thing. Though it has made the procedures longer and more intensive, the results have been extraordinary in compensation. As an added note, subject known as "Vidmaster7" appears to contain properties for substantial facial hair growth which exceeds the normal parameters of nature.
*Goes to find new lifeforms to experiment on, leaving Pulg on the medical table (and still halfway being experimented on).*