Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin's page

HRM... I keep telling the CS folks to quit being so nice and helpful to people, but they just never listen!

I'll just have to redouble my efforts to crush their spirits.

...

(I kid. Austin and the whole CS team are all pretty awesome and it warms my icy little heart to see that recognized. Thank you!)

It seems I have been lax lately. I must redouble my efforts.

Needs more Cosmo.

Edit to add:

Here is a good source of absolutely true and completely cannon Cosmo content.

captain yesterday wrote:

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Since we're all currently WFH, do you miss my occasional visits to your desk to creepily loom over your cubicle wall and stare at you until you acknowledge me?

Not as much as when you do it from outside his living room window.

Especially since I live on the fifth floor щ(゜ロ゜щ)

I will say that Cosmo's looming way always a nice way to punctuate an afternoon, and a good incentive to line the top of the cubicle with more plushies and figurines so there would be no place to loom.

(ಠ⌣ಠ)

Since we're all currently WFH, do you miss my occasional visits to your desk to creepily loom over your cubicle wall and stare at you until you acknowledge me?

30 minutes ago Me: must be very careful using this x-acto knife for intricate crafty things.

Cosmo DM: OK, you're fine.

5 minutes ago Me: getting some foil for this baking sheet for baked potatoes.
Cosmo DM: OK, you crit failed. You take bleed damage from aluminum foil papercut.

Cosmo DM is best DM.

But I don't blame Cosmo.

ಠ_ಠ

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I hate when I’m right.

I did get the automated response that acknowledged that I sent them something. It even sets me up to expect utter failure.

Quote:

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:)

I blame cosmo for my players not going to the rafters with pugwampis. Instead they just threw things at the pugwampis; nowhere near as fun...Except for throwing the gnome bard at them twice.

Pugwampis have + 5 Stealth (at base) and enough Int to pair that with Invisibility Potions. It's also worth noting that Gnolls are immune to the unluck aura, and intelligent enough to procure and supply Pugwampis with these potions. And possibly even to train Pugwampis as rogues.

They can only react to Pugwampis if they know that they are there. :)

...just sayin'.

*channels positive feelings and offers hugs to all the awesome Paizo Employees*

*offers hugs to all the awesome Paizo Employees*

*offers hugs*

...

Avoid close contact with people.

:)

It turns out I forgot to tell my daughter that she's getting a filling tomorrow, and the appointment is right about when school starts.

I can only imagine the sense of doom she feels when I give her a ride tomorrow and we turn left instead of right and she asks "where are we going?" To which I'll cheerfully reply "Disneyland!".

:)

Merry Christmas, everybody!

I should probably flag this post as inappropriate

You misspelled "GENIUS".

Folks... Folks... Folks... I'm definitely looking forward to playing in this game. Now, you will have the opportunity to mess with me with what you make me play, sure...

BUT!

...you also have the opportunity to help me mess with BULMAHN!

I just have two words:

CLOWN. BARD.

Tune in and do with this what you will. :)

a mental picture of Cosmo cackling like Klaw in Black Panther.

I love this.

Expose, Report, Complain!

...

Not gonna lie: I love that.

I have only myself to blame.

ಠ_ಠ

We can try and book you in for Wednesday Afternoon. How's that for you?

I look forward to it.

Are you free this week? I'd like you to take care of* a small thing** for me when you get the chance.

...

...

New year, new work to be done...

:)

At this point, you are blaming Cosmo for Florida.

...

:|
:D

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Robot Chris: now to shed this cocoon sham of web product management and to arise as the clickbait writing butterfly I am inside

... yay?

You'll never believe her best clickbait title! Click here to see!

Would that not then be your clickbait, CSMET?

TOP TEN WAYS I STOLE ROBOT'S BIT! YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER FIVE!

Katina Davis wrote:

Robot Chris: now to shed this cocoon sham of web product management and to arise as the clickbait writing butterfly I am inside

... yay?

You'll never believe her best clickbait title! Click here to see!

...my PaizoCon games are going to be so much fun. :)

Also, yay for redcaps! :D

Yay, indeed.

Master Pugwampi wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!

Wampi need to step out of the shadow.

Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.

I, for one, hate the sun.

Set wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

Some things still won't have stats, like gods, or Cthulhu, or Cosmo...

Well, Cthulhu does have stats.

A Great Old One ≠ a God.

:D

The local radio stations I listen to on the way to and from work have some sort of hive-mind thing going on. Normally I don't mind hearing the exact same obscure '80s rock (like After the Flame, by Cheap Trick, or Monkey on Your Back, by Aldo Nova) on three different stations, but Huey Lewis and the News?

Really Cosmo? That's gotta be in violation of the Geneva Conventions...

Their early work was too new wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83... I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

Oh right, I'm supposed to be blaming Cosmo for something, not just having a BOTW chat. Umm...

>.>

<.<

...

I'd be ok with that. It would be really off-putting for all the people who have not/cannot play BotW.

I've gotten all the Beasts squared away at this point, and I have 11/12 memories. I figure this means it's time to look towards heading into the castle to finish off CG. So should I try to get that last memory inside the castle before I make my run to finish off CG, or should I expect to spend some time in the castle and get it along the way?

Happy New Year, Cosmo.

For now, maybe. Give it time.

Hey Rick... Did you get that "thing" I sent you?

Oh great and wondrous Cosmo! Thank you for single-handedly ushering Starfinder out into the world.

And all that other stuff you do.

"Thank you"?!

I blame Cosmo that the descent into Neutral Evil (or Chaotic Evil) is already far too easy without encouragement and enablers.

...

I have not gotten the shipping email for my Starfinder books yet so I could download the SFCRB now and start reading it...:(

Hopefully this will help the time pass...

O.O

Please don't kill Cosmo, he's mah buddy.

(I'd also have to find another scapegoat, and that's a lot of work)

Oh, don't worry about that... I do not produce my own medium. I acquire it.

Praise Cosmo...

:|

...for the ( ugh... good things and stuff)...

blech.

Now, to go find someone to blame for the lack of wild turkeys that usually roam the woods... But who...

I can think of someone...

John Compton wrote:

Very anecdotal, possibly outdated advice: If there are a few staff members you'd really like to sit with, consider getting in line 30+ minutes in advance.

I think the green room may not have the best view to the front of the line John. 30 minutes in advance will sit you with Cosmo, which is an entirely enjoyable* experience. If you want a developer though, more than an hour is par these days.

His Eviler Twin.

;)

I am pleased.

Katina Just say "Customer Service" 3 times while facing a mirror in the dark and then Cosmo will appear.

Be warned, however...

I think Murphy's Law and his gremlin minions are to blame for this one...

either that or Cosmo and or his slighty more evil twin.

No comment.

*hugs Cosmo*

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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Robot WHY DIDN'T THE HOBBITS JUST RIDE THE EAGLES TO MT DOOM??!!?!?
Sharaya RIGHT?!!
Diego They were being taught to fish!
Katina Gandalf wanted them to walk because he thought it'd build character.
Katina ... and/or they were trying to get their Fitbit steps.

Gandalf told them to. It was the meaning of his oft-misunderstood final words before slipping into the depths of Khazad-dum after the Balrog.

Username is relevant.

...

I kind of want to remove this post because it provides a reasonable explanation and takes away from my joke...

But you blame me for something, so I must favorite...

I'll leave it for now, but...

I had classroom training today, so I wore my ring to work, which I never do because it could get lost. Training finished early and I went out on the floor for the last two hours, and promptly lost my ring. Ugh. Years of being smart enough to leave it at home, and in the first two hours of not doing so, expensive lesson. Cosmo!

*cough*

There is only one word, one name, to describe this situation and we all know what that name is.

Cosmo!

:D

Confidential to my fellow Paizo Employees and others who were attempting to travel via Delta Airlines this week:

You're Welcome.

While I appreciate the title of your blog, I'm going to have to recommend against throwing me in a pond. Everyone loses. Trust me.

...not everyone.