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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I do however blame Cosmo for how well trained our outsides cats have my wife and I when it comes to being let in or out.

Yeah, my parents' reaction to anyone mentioning that little quirk of their two indoor/outdoor cats was, "who says cats can't open doors?".


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I Blame Cosmo for the nasty chest cold I seem to have caught from my parents. Bleah!


LOL Reader! Yes, we never talk about how un-trainable cats are (cause it is WE who get training, and that of course makes us...uncomfortable)


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Readerbreeder wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:
I do however blame Cosmo for how well trained our outsides cats have my wife and I when it comes to being let in or out.
Yeah, my parents' reaction to anyone mentioning that little quirk of their two indoor/outdoor cats was, "who says cats can't open doors?".

So this guy installs a new cat door...


I have been so happy lately I don't feel the need to Blame Cosmo for stuff...which is part of Cosmo's plan.

Though it does beg the question...Who does Cosmo Blame?


I think he blames his alternate universe counterpart, John.

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Cosmo blames no one. All is as it should be, and even if things seem good there is always something for which to blame Him. Cosmo knows this.

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Thanks, Cosmo, for crashing the servers at my work today! That was super helpful during the 4:30 after-school rush!

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Zeugma wrote:
Thanks, Cosmo, for crashing the servers at my work today! That was super helpful during the 4:30 after-school rush!

Little Bobby Tables?


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I Blame Cosmo for the snow and the ruinous effect it had on my plans tonight. :(

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*offers hugs*


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*hugs*

Thanks.

I Blame Cosmo that I can only get Internet hugs from Rysky....though a real Rysky hug may stop my heart...

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^w^


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Blame be unto Cosmo that our IT department did not run the batch file yesterday that I needed run yesterday (and told them so) for some time-sensitive testing I am doing. So now I am one day behind and may not get the project done on time.

Blame also be unto Cosmo that they didn't even bother to look at my request.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that my spring break does not intersect in any way with any of my kids' spring breaks. So while I don't have to go in to teach, having to ferry my kids to and from school means that I don't get to sleep in at all. Not. even. once. Aaaaarrghhhh.


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I Blame Cosmo that I don't get Spring Breaksemester anymore.


Readerbreeder wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the fact that my spring break does not intersect in any way with any of my kids' spring breaks. So while I don't have to go in to teach, having to ferry my kids to and from school means that I don't get to sleep in at all. Not. even. once. Aaaaarrghhhh.

Sleep during the day?

And in some place it vary by "grade", one week you have University, the next one is College, then High School and younger, and of course, none of them fit with the parents' spring breaks.


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I Blame Cosmo about the expense of somethings I was looking to get. It going to require saving.


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I blame Cosmo that someone doesn't believe in Blaming Cosmo.


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I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!


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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!

I too also Blame Cosmo for this.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!
I too also Blame Cosmo for this.

Me three blame Cosmo for this.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!
I too also Blame Cosmo for this.
Me three blame Cosmo for this.

Oooh, a trifecta! I Blame Cosmo that this hasn't happened sooner!


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!
I too also Blame Cosmo for this.
Me three blame Cosmo for this.
Oooh, a trifecta! I Blame Cosmo that this hasn't happened sooner!

It probably has...I just don't feel like searching through all the posts in this thread.

I Blame Cosmo for all the posts that make it hard to search for stuff.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:


Oooh, a trifecta! I Blame Cosmo that this hasn't happened sooner!

It probably has...I just don't feel like searching through all the posts in this thread.

I Blame Cosmo for all the posts that make it hard to search for stuff.

I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer raining on a poor, defenceless gremlin's parade!

:p


John Kretzer wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the sudden disappearance of the post markers indicating how many new posts have appeared in a thread since you last looked. Was too much information being given out or is this just a general mischief kind of thing? Enquiring minds want to know!
I too also Blame Cosmo for this.
Me three blame Cosmo for this.
Oooh, a trifecta! I Blame Cosmo that this hasn't happened sooner!

It probably has...I just don't feel like searching through all the posts in this thread.

I Blame Cosmo for all the posts that make it hard to search for stuff.

I just click on the "dot", brings me to my last post in a thread.


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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that Bud Light is now available in the United Kingdom.


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I Blame Cosmo that nobody has blamed him for anything in weeks.


It has been over another week since anybody has Blame Cosmo for anything....

Has the Blaming of Cosmo become out of fashion?

Who do we Blame Now?

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His Eviler Twin.


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Brad Pitt.

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Eh, Tomatoe, Tomato.


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Blame be unto Cosmo for this week's weather. Monday, before I left for work I checked the weather - it was supposed to be in the mid 70's on Monday and falling gradually to the high 50's on Friday. It was also supposed to be sunny until Friday when the rain moved in. When I left for work on Monday it was 74 and sunny. By the time I left work it was 44 - a drop of 30 degrees! - and raining heavily. It has been raining -sometimes heavy and sometimes light - all week.

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Rysky wrote:
His Eviler Twin.

;)


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I blame Cosmo for the campaigns malfunctioning.

Only page numbers and # of posts thus far?
Come on Cosmo, what are you trying to pull here?


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I Blame Cosmo for awaking the Great Smurf Experiment from its long dormancy.

It was totally his fault. Not someone posting a link there to get another thread back on track. Nope. Totally Cosmo.

>.>
<.<


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I Blame Cosmo that I think Floyd (my cat for those new to my posts) may have eaten the Easter Bunny. Sorry kids but it is Cosmo's fault.


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I Blame Cosmo for making me hit myself in the face with a packet of sliced gravlax salmon earlier on his evening.

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I (and probably a bunch of other people) Blame Cosmo for the Code Vein reveal -_-


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Rysky wrote:
I (and probably a bunch of other people) Blame Cosmo for the Code Vein reveal -_-

I Blame Cosmo that my knowledge of video games is so lacking I do not what the problem is...

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I (and probably a bunch of other people) Blame Cosmo for the Code Vein reveal -_-
I Blame Cosmo that my knowledge of video games is so lacking I do not what the problem is...

Allow me to elucidate (and also Blame Cosmo some more) then :3

Bandai Namco released a beautiful and stylish yet very vague trailer with the words "Prepare to Dine" tacked on at the end.

"Prepare to Die"is a phrase used in From Software's Dark Souls series, so it led many to believe that the trailer was for Bloodborne 2, or at least some other IP from From.

Nope.

Code Vein not only has absolutely nothing to do with From Software, it actually doesn't look all that impressive. The character faces are very cringe worthy and look completely out of place with the rest of the in-game visuals and character models, which look very decent, which just makes it worse*.

I Blame Cosmo for this horrible bait and switch.

*I also Blame Cosmo for this unholy monstrosity, no really, that just don't look right.


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I blame Cosmo that I had completely forgotten about this thread.


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I Blame Cosmo that apparently alot of other people have forgotten this thread.


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I have not forgotten.

Blame be unto Cosmo that Grimm came to an end after six seasons a few weeks back.

Blame be unto Cosmo that there are only three more episodes of Samurai Jack.

Blame be unto Cosmo for idiots who feel, because they are turning right from side streets onto main streets, they do not need to stop and yield to oncoming traffic, even though said traffic has the right-of-way.


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I Blame Cosmo for causing the tang of my sabre to snap in two this evening.


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Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.

Go with Szuriel my child.


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Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.
Go with Szuriel my child.

Again, Suziel is too quick, too merciful. No, I prefer The Art of War by Gul Dukat:

ST:DS9 'Sacrifice of Angels' wrote:

Gul Toenibbler: A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness that you were always correct and that they were always self-serving hateful !sshole liars.

Weyoun: Then you kill them?

Gul Toenibbler: ...Only if it's necessary.


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On one hand, Sun Tzu says laying siege to a city takes months, is pointless, and not as effective as stratagem.

One the other hand, fire.


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I blame Cosmo that I can't help laughing at this Big Bang Theory clip.

I also blame Cosmo that I can't tell if this change in my sense of humor is because either I've accepted my Neutral Evilness or if I experienced some kind of mild brain damage in the night.

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