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Readerbreeder wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I was unaware of freakish behavior on the boards...

not on the boards, but OF the boards.

Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for the freakish behavior of the forum boards today. What's up with that?

I blame Cosmo the site bugs get wackier with every updates.


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Souls At War wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I was unaware of freakish behavior on the boards...
not on the boards, but OF the boards.

I blame Cosmo that I read that wrong... His bad!

Silver Crusade

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I blame cosmo for the TSA

Shadow Lodge

I would blame Cosmo for [REDACTED], but politics is too evil even for him.


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I blame Cosmo that I keep watching the Full House of Moustaches video. It's unsettling, it's likely inflicting SAN damage/drain with every viewing, and yet I keep clicking replay.


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I blame Cosmo for Amby's excessive level of immersion in her live-action 'Call of Cosmlhu' game.


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I blame Cosmo that I accidentally made the very hungry stray kitty eat a fly.

For dinner last night, I made a pot of great northern beans & ham for Dad, and I made tuna salad for Mom. I saved the tuna juice, poured it into a little tray, and put it out for the hungry stray kitty when he wanders by. It has been raining off and on, so he didn't come by last night, and his tuna juice was still untouched this morning. When I left at noon to do my pet walking job, I noticed a big fat fly had landed it in and drowned. I was running late, and I didn't have time to fish Mr. Fly out before I left. When I got home, stray kitty had been by and lapped the tuna juice up... and Mr. Fly was gone too, so I guess hungry kitty got a little extra protein.


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Cosmo, it's raining. You've made your point. Please stop.

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Vanykrye wrote:
Cosmo, it's raining. You've made your point. Please stop.

Now I have a mental picture of Cosmo cackling like Klaw in Black Panther. "I made it rain!"

Which is Cosmo's fault, obviously.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Set wrote:
a mental picture of Cosmo cackling like Klaw in Black Panther.

I love this.


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Cosmo. Dude. We need to talk. My company has other IT employees, and they're perfectly capable of doing work.

I'm not the only one you have to send to the Virginia office. Again. The only person in IT that travels more than me is the CIO.

I mean, we know you have considerable, if not unlimited, pull at my company, so can't you find someone else?

Please?

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for... whatever that was last night.

Also hope you had fun ^w^


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Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for... whatever that was last night.

Also hope you had fun ^w^

Is it kosher to Blame Cosmo for something which was actually somewhat his fault?

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky making me pose difficult ethical questions!


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Vanykrye wrote:

Cosmo. Dude. We need to talk. My company has other IT employees, and they're perfectly capable of doing work.

I'm not the only one you have to send to the Virginia office. Again. The only person in IT that travels more than me is the CIO.

I mean, we know you have considerable, if not unlimited, pull at my company, so can't you find someone else?

Please?

I blame Cosmo that Vany has not considered doing his IT duties while channeling Willem Defoe's Tars Tarkas:

Vany: {pats server rack} "You are ugly, but you are beautiful. And you fight like a Thark!"

Vany: {every 30 seconds:} "Vor... ginya. Vorginya!"

Vany: {gestures to surroundings} "But Vorginya fights for us! He will fight the Torquas in the south. The Warhoons in the north! And he will be called Dotar Sojat!"

That should stop you from being dispatched to that particular office.

And if that fails to work, start channeling Willem Dafoe's Norman Osborn.

Dark Archive

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Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
And if that fails to work, start channeling Willem Dafoe's Norman Osborn.

Pshaw. If you want to channel Willem Dafoe, go deep and channel Profion, from the D&D movie. You might get institutionalized, but hey, you'll never get sent off-site again!


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Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

Cosmo. Dude. We need to talk. My company has other IT employees, and they're perfectly capable of doing work.

I'm not the only one you have to send to the Virginia office. Again. The only person in IT that travels more than me is the CIO.

I mean, we know you have considerable, if not unlimited, pull at my company, so can't you find someone else?

Please?

I blame Cosmo that Vany has not considered doing his IT duties while channeling Willem Defoe's Tars Tarkas:

Vany: {pats server rack} "You are ugly, but you are beautiful. And you fight like a Thark!"

Vany: {every 30 seconds:} "Vor... ginya. Vorginya!"

Vany: {gestures to surroundings} "But Vorginya fights for us! He will fight the Torquas in the south. The Warhoons in the north! And he will be called Dotar Sojat!"

That should stop you from being dispatched to that particular office.

And if that fails to work, start channeling Willem Dafoe's Norman Osborn.

It might work, and if it doesn't, and the oxygen plant fails, at least Disney's 'John Carter' will rot, unremembered and unloved, on the dead canal bottoms of a decaying world.


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I blame Cosmo for hope, both for how fast it can infect you and for how soul-crushing it leaves you when it inevitably evaporates.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo for hope, both for how fast it can infect you and for how soul-crushing it leaves you when it inevitably evaporates.

[Syrio Forel] And there is only one thing we say to Hope: "Not today." [/Syrio Forel] {drags hope outside, starts beating it with shovel}


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As long as you're using a shovel anyway, I've got some destruction you can perform at my house...I'll even pay you. In real money, even. Not that Cosmo-branded stuff.


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Vanykrye wrote:

Cosmo. Dude. We need to talk. My company has other IT employees, and they're perfectly capable of doing work.

I'm not the only one you have to send to the Virginia office. Again. The only person in IT that travels more than me is the CIO.

I mean, we know you have considerable, if not unlimited, pull at my company, so can't you find someone else?

Please?

Cosmo, I don't care what everyone on the planet says about you, you're ok. You made the new guy go out to the Virginia office this time rather than me. We're cool.

Vany goes outside, checks the brake lines and lug nuts on his car, double checks underside for explosives.

We're cool.


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Vany, you know there are six, maybe seven, live clowns in your car's trunk right now?

omg he doesn't


Limeylongears wrote:

Vany, you know there are six, maybe seven, live clowns in your car's trunk right now?

omg he doesn't

Not anymore there aren't. Not live ones, at any rate. And I double-checked the spare tire well too.


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How important is our job site.

I had TWO mini bobcats on site to choose from.

Not wanting to play favorites I switched back and forth between them.


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Captain Yesterday, A Team wrote:

I had TWO mini bobcats on site to choose from.

Not wanting to play favorites I switched back and forth between them.

I blame Cosmo that this was how I immediately pictured it (with Bollywood robotic Yesterday).


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Captain Yesterday, A Team wrote:

I had TWO mini bobcats on site to choose from.

Not wanting to play favorites I switched back and forth between them.

I blame Cosmo that this was how I immediately pictured it (with Bollywood robotic Yesterday).

Cosmo, aren't you supposed to be blocking links like that? Get on it, man. I should not have been able to click that and scar my family for life. (I'm fine, of course, but my family is yelling at me.)


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Of course, because I had TWO mini bobcats on site, that means Bob Ross Captain had none.


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Also, I thought I posted that about the mini bobcats in FaWtL.

It's better this way.


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I blame Cosmo that people don't know where to blame Cosmo anymore.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Limeylongears wrote:

Vany, you know there are six, maybe seven, live clowns in your car's trunk right now?

omg he doesn't

OMG SPOILERS!


Cosmo wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Vany, you know there are six, maybe seven, live clowns in your car's trunk right now?

omg he doesn't

OMG SPOILERS!

Your fault.


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Cosmo wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Vany, you know there are six, maybe seven, live clowns in your car's trunk right now?

omg he doesn't

OMG SPOILERS!

1d4 ⇒ 2 goblin babies blame Cosmo that we are so confused. We thought the spoiler was a mime, not a clown, and the front air dam was a harlequin.

Also, 1d4 ⇒ 1 goblin babies also blame Cosmo that we couldn't figure out how to shoehorn a Pagliacci joke in here somewhere.

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