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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the new site still does not mine GremlinCoin in the users' browsers. C'mon, if Abadaran, Asmodean, and Norgorberite clerics all agree on it, then it can't be a bad thing.

I Blame Cosmo that Hunt still hopes this will work.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact I can't get a like on my Facebook page when I give him a like.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the new site still does not mine GremlinCoin in the users' browsers. C'mon, if Abadaran, Asmodean, and Norgorberite clerics all agree on it, then it can't be a bad thing.

That is precisely why it is a bad thing.


So would that mean Cosmo should be all focrit?


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In theory.

Unless... {very dim lightbulb struggles to light} Unless Cosmo also derives sustenance from the misfortune, setbacks, and misery of those Deities too?


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Maybe....or it really means that GremlinCoin is a good thing...mmmmm

Oh in to keep on topic...

I Blame Cosmo for the lack of questions on my thread... :(


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You should see my threads!

I've learned that if I want to keep people away, all I gotta do is throw a "Captain Yesterday's..." in the title. :-)


captain yesterday wrote:

You should see my threads!

I've learned that if I want to keep people away, all I gotta do is throw a "Captain Yesterday's..." in the title. :-)

Is you thread open or close? I forget...


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I forget as well.


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I blame Cosmo that I have been too lazy to grow fresh herbs this year. Fresh basil is so delicious on pizza.


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The Margherita style pizza requires it.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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:D


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
:D

I blame Cosmo for the horror that is None Pizza With Left Beef.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact I had to quadruple tran my mom's dog just so he wouldn't bolt out of the vet's office...


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I blame Cosmo that no matter how stressed, busy, and behind schedule people are, they can always find time to panic.

Edit: So, if good news travels slowly, and bad news travels faster, is panicking like jumping to light speed/warp? Would an analytical panic engine be faster than a quantum computer?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that no matter how stressed, busy, and behind schedule people are, they can always find time to panic.

Edit: So, if good news travels slowly, and bad news travels faster, is panicking like jumping to light speed/warp? Would an analytical panic engine be faster than a quantum computer?

*offers hugs*


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that no matter how stressed, busy, and behind schedule people are, they can always find time to panic.

Edit: So, if good news travels slowly, and bad news travels faster, is panicking like jumping to light speed/warp? Would an analytical panic engine be faster than a quantum computer?

*offers hugs*

*hugs back* Nah, I'm ok. Maybe a bit cranky that so many upset people and ecstatic people are near-shouting at each other over Pathfindin' 2: Sebastian Boogaloo's announcement when very little has been definitively revealed. Once the playtest is ready to release, Paizo's gonna need to lock, or subforum off, all the pre-release threads just to attempt to reduce the grar.


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Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for all the frustration and angst the new site format is going to bring...

...while he revels in it, no doubt!

I blame Cosmo that I don't know who to blame for Paizo chosing to do so right before street release date, because it worked so well (/sarcasm) the previous times they did something like that.


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I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister are coming up the Sunday after next...and they are brining their dogs. And they are going to be invading my territory for weeks.


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Emperor Floyd wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister are coming up the Sunday after next...and they are brining their dogs. And they are going to be invading my territory for weeks.

I also blame Cosmo for Selene's sister bringing her mangy slobbering doge minions. A cat's home is his/her sovereign domain, and it should not be invaded by dopey attention-addicted canines tromping about and making a ruckus.


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I blame Cosmo we still don't have a Player's Guide for the War For the Crown AP!


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I Blame Cosmo that reading comprehension is on a serious decline.


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I blame Cosmo that my breakfast of instant big cup of noodles that I got on sale for 25¢ wasn't worth 25¢. Ugh.

On the other hand, I'm full-ish and I've already consumed 66% of my recommended sodium intake for the day. Praise Sara Marie?


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I also blame Cosmo for the terrible indigestion I now have caused by the cheap noodle breakfast.


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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that reading comprehension is on a serious decline.

I Blame Cosmo that reading the above I fail to comprehend it...


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*Give Ambrosia Slaad a hugs*

I Blame Cosmo that this is the only thread I Ambrosia Slaad post on anymore...I mean heck there is my thread.

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Emperor Floyd wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister are coming up the Sunday after next...and they are brining their dogs. And they are going to be invading my territory for weeks.

I blame Cosmo that Emperor Floyd is talking about brining dogs.

I mean, ugh. At least marinade them. Brining is way too much sodium for Ambrosia Slaad...


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I blame Cosmo that Emperor Floyd dropped the g in bringing, turning it into brining.


Set wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister are coming up the Sunday after next...and they are brining their dogs. And they are going to be invading my territory for weeks.

I blame Cosmo that Emperor Floyd is talking about brining dogs.

I mean, ugh. At least marinade them. Brining is way too much sodium for Ambrosia Slaad...


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Set wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister are coming up the Sunday after next...and they are brining their dogs. And they are going to be invading my territory for weeks.

I blame Cosmo that Emperor Floyd is talking about brining dogs.

I mean, ugh. At least marinade them. Brining is way too much sodium for Ambrosia Slaad...

I Blame Cosmo for Set thinking it is easy to type on a Samsung Tablet's keyboard with only paws...and dealing with autocorrect.

All though he brings up a interesting idea...I wonder how dog taste...


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Like a salty dog?


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I blame Cosmo for the fact no matter what, he wants to use either a d3 or a d13.

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I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

Some things still won't have stats, like gods, or Cthulhu, or Cosmo...


Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as with himself in the playtest for Second Edition.


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Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

Some things still won't have stats, like gods, or Cthulhu, or Cosmo...

Well, Cthulhu does have stats.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Souls At War wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

Some things still won't have stats, like gods, or Cthulhu, or Cosmo...

Well, Cthulhu does have stats.

A Great Old One ≠ a God.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Souls At War wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo he hasn't talked any about getting to play as himself in the playtest for Second Edition.

Some things still won't have stats, like gods, or Cthulhu, or Cosmo...

Well, Cthulhu does have stats.
A Great Old One ≠ a God.

I know, but felt the need to correct him about Cthulhu not having stats.

I blame you and Cosmo that I had to explain it.


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When a Great Old One has a terrible day, when their avatar/manifestation is defeated by mere mortals, when their many-layered machinations go awry, Who do you think they blame? Whose Name do they take in vain? I'll give you a hint...


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
... Who do you think they blame? Whose Name do they take in vain? I'll give you a hint...

Huh. I was going to guess Shaft...


Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
... Who do you think they blame? Whose Name do they take in vain? I'll give you a hint...
Huh. I was going to guess Shaft...

I was going to guess Nick Fury first, then Cosmo (blaming Cosmo for Nick Fury).


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I blame Cosmo that out of all the time travelers who supposedly try to kill Hitler, none of them have bothered to take a side jaunt to stop Gygax & Kuntz from inventing paladins.


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I blame Cosmo for the trap set by a loader that caught me in the forehead....with. enough force it snapped my neck back.


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I blame Cosmo for the trap set by a loader that caught me in the forehead....with. enough force it snapped my neck back.


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I blame Cosmo that Mistress Rysky didn't tell me she had cloned Selene.

I also blame Cosmo that both Selenes got head owies. Rysky needs her Selenes uninjured, and Floyd may turn me into a chewtoy without a Selene to intervene.


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I guess my head wound was worst than I thought I was posting in double....all Cosmo's fault of course.

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It's Cosmo's fault that Selene bumped her head so hard that the rest of us are seeing double...


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I Blame Cosmo that I just got the email from Paizo telling me about the Pathfinder 2ND Ed Playtex preorder...a full day after I have all ready placed my pre-order.

You know...it might actually be Cosmo's fault this time...though I have no idea what hedoes...besides making my life mis...I mean...interesting.


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{pauses running in wheel for a moment} I blame Cosmo that a bunch of the hamsters powering the email server are out sick this week.


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{pauses running in wheel for a moment} I blame Cosmo that there are so few of us to take up the slack!

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