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Apparently so (unless the FB notification is a sekrit gninja trick).
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Really, Cosmo?
Really. When I moved here Cosmo convinced me to give him a ride home into Seattle. At rush hour. I didn't know better. I take solace in believing that being in a car with a country driver trying to navigate 5 lanes of rush hour traffic, and the near death incidents that go along with that, was as nightmarish for him as it was for me. I blame Cosmo for that 15 mile, 2 hour trip.
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I loved my first go at Seattle during rush hour, crazy s@@+, such a rush!
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Really, Cosmo?Really. When I moved here Cosmo convinced me to give him a ride home into Seattle. At rush hour. I didn't know better. I take solace in believing that being in a car with a country driver trying to navigate 5 lanes of rush hour traffic, and the near death incidents that go along with that, was as nightmarish for him as it was for me. I blame Cosmo for that 15 mile, 2 hour trip.
I'm a California driver. Most people point at us when they want to cite "crazy aggressive drivers with no concept of lane precedence." I've driven all over the country, including Boston, Chicago, Tampa, Dallas, and Houston and never been proven wrong (i.e., more timid than the locals).
EXCEPT in Seattle.
THOSE drivers are truly bat-spit crazy!
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Speaking of which, I Blame Cosmo for having to fight sword & buckler with someone dressed like a psychedelic Ewok this evening.
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This song has been stuck in my head all week, and it's a thousand percent Cosmo's fault.
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This song has been stuck in my head all week, and it's a thousand percent Cosmo's fault.
I blame Cosmo that I'm fully aware of my susceptibility to earworms... and yet I'm still wanting to click that link. (ಠ_ಠ)
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This song has been stuck in my head all week, and it's a thousand percent Cosmo's fault.I blame Cosmo that I'm fully aware of my susceptibility to earworms... and yet I'm still wanting to click that link. (ಠ_ಠ)
Oh Oh Oh click this one!
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Oh Oh Oh click this one!This song has been stuck in my head all week, and it's a thousand percent Cosmo's fault.I blame Cosmo that I'm fully aware of my susceptibility to earworms... and yet I'm still wanting to click that link. (ಠ_ಠ)
Nooooooooooo!
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I blame hours of drinking political discussion from a firehose Cosmo for just now thinking Chuck Tingle should start writing Jack Chick tracts.
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Q: Does 'Chuck Chick and Jack Tingle' sound like:
A) Two 1970s C&W singers, possibly with combovers, wearing ruffled shirts and purple nylon velour suits
B) The world's worst comedy stage magician duo
C) The world's best comedy stage magician duo
D) The hosts of a long-running infomercial series advertising rhinestone-encrusted kitchen accessories
E) All of the above
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♫♪ ...We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band
Just read until your head a'splodes!
Sgt. Tingles's horny, Sgt. Tingles's horny
Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band... ♫♪
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♫♪ ...We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band
{flamestrikes pugwampi with sweet cleansing fire}
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I blame Cosmo for one of my players thinking so much, he wants to get the team to camping at the stairs, to make sure any spells have spent their duration.
This is getting boring.
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I Blame Cosmo for a) dropping a lump of bright red goulash on my crotch while eating and reading at the same time, which gave me a choice between b) washing it off, in which case I'd look as if I'd lost control of my bladder, and c), leaving it, in which case it'd look as if something was horribly, horribly wrong in that particular area.
I also Blame Him for my sense of shock and betrayal when the "smoked" "pork" "sausage" I bought for £1 in Poundland turned out not to be very nice to eat.
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Yesterday I discovered upon arriving home that the city decided that not only would they prevent me from parking in my apartment parking lot they would park half of the (censored) vehicles involved in the construction, including trailers for hauling oversized loads and a steamroller, up and down the street in front of my building.
Curse you, Cosmo, and your slightly more evil twin!
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I Blame Cosmo for the point blank range paintball battle I had this weekend my friends bachelor party...3 hit on the arms all of them breaking the skin. And of course my 2 shot hit the other person'should gun....otherwise it would not have that special Cosmo's touch.
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I Blame Cosmo for having to get out of my apartment because of a fire alarm for the third time this year...after never having to do so for the last six years prior. Why?!?!?
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I Blame Cosmo for having to get out of my apartment because of a fire alarm for the third time this year...after never having to do so for the last six years prior. Why?!?!?
One of the places I lived, thunderstorms would set off the fire alarms, and we'd have to leave the building because they were so darned loud.
One of the thunderstorms, lightning struck the wet parking lot, and electricity travelled through the rainwater to zap me, leaning on the metal railing outside.
So, yeah, thanks to a fire alarm, I got zapped by lightning.
Thanks Cosmo!
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I also blame Cosmo that Set was wrongfully denied being killed alive by lightning.
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I also blame Cosmo that Set was wrongfully denied being killed alive by lightning.
I know, right? Everyone else has to settle for stuff like car accidents or 'got old' or 'I drank so much my liver caught on fire,' I could've gone out with a bang!
I was holding a metal railing in a thunderstorm. I've raised tigers. I ate my mom's cooking. What more do I have to do to win that prized Darwin Award?
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I blame Cosmo for one of the players not making his 1 a/day post.
I've been botting him lately.
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I blame Cosmo, because the elf in the party has insulted an innocent shopkeeper.
'The shopkeeper smells like rotting oyster'
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I blame Cosmo, again, for the same elf.
The shopkeeper gave them complimentary tea, he cast detect magic on it, not believing the claim of certain teas causing allergies in elves.
..and likely not even drinking the harmless tea.
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I blame Cosmo for the Raise of the Poodle Lards.
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Squirrel!!
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I blame Cosmo that my mom didn't believe my coffee headache theory.
I blame² Cosmo that to prove me wrong, she brewed a batch this morning.
I blame³ Cosmo that it also gave her a headache. (Seems to have no effect on dad.)
I blame^4 Cosmo that even though I warned her beforehand, she seems mildly grudge-y at me about getting a headache.
{offers mug} Coffee?So the construction that's been happening outside my apartment was supposed to have wrapped up Friday.... And with all the other construction going on in my city travel is a headache inducer.
Really, Cosmo?
As a follow-up... was over at the parents this morning. I reached for the coffee carafe to pour a cup and Mom stopped me. Apparently she is determined to use up the bag of headache-y coffee (I forgot I left it with her) and is still brewing her way through it.
Me: "Why are you still drinking this?! Just throw it in the compost pile."
Mom: "It's perfectly good coffee."
Me: "It gives you headaches!"
Mom: "It's still good coffee."
(I had Folgers instant coffee instead when I got back to the apt.)
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I blame Cosmo that parents are so stubborn at their age.
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Ugh. Construction still going on and looks like it won't be done for a few more weeks. Oh, and school starts next week and there are two schools half a mile down the road so the city is going to open the east-west traffic to one lane and will allow southbound traffic but not northbound traffic. So starting next week I'll have to deal with the annual school-year traffic (school buses, parents dropping their kids off at school and act like they own the road, and teenagers driving to school) which is a pain normally and is now going to be 100 times worse.
There is only one word, one name, to describe this situation and we all know what that name is.
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Our neighbor across the street was already running an (obviously-unlicensed) business, with strange men loitering in their idling cars outside her house on an almost-daily basis. (I think she's a "real" massage therapist, so she's not that kind of illegal business. But her clientele did seem to consist entirely of seedy-looking guys who liked to smoke while idling their cars.)
Now our "real" neighbor seems to be running an illegal bed & breakfast out of her (rental) home, with 2-3 strange cars in front of our house and hers every night (and those cars always rotating).
Cosmo, how many illegal businesses are you going to put on my street before I have to rat out a bunch of otherwise-nice people because their businesses are interfering with my ability to park anywhere near my house?!?!?
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I Blame Cosmo that two nights ago my AC decided to stop working.
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I blame Cosmo for those damn advertisement sites that occupy my browser tab, and don't let me go back to previous page.
I was reading something that is multiple pages......accursed surveys!!
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I blame Cosmo for the company my Cousin works for going bankrupt and laying him off. Now he's never going to be able to pay me back in time for the plane ticket I bought him after he got stranded up here in Alaska after his brother's wedding. I'm traveling to New Zealand for my own sisters wedding at the end of the month and there is no way he's going to be able to land a new job and pay off the debt he's inevitably going to accrue while looking for a new job, and then pay me back before I leave.
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I Blame Cosmo that my car needs a new battery.
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that there are now oats EVERYWHERE.
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So many oats.
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I also Blame Cosmo for deer stalkers.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Hat-themed joke time!
We can always count on you for a good laugh, Limey!
(Feel free to blame that Seseme street-themed reference on Cosmo, folks!)
((But it was not him: it was totally me! >:D))
EDIT: for clarification! Still me!
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I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.
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I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.
What was it?
Oh wait...it is incredibly embarrassing...so I doubt you would share that information.
I Blames Cosmo for asking.
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I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.What was it?
Oh wait...it is incredibly embarrassing...so I doubt you would share that information.
I Blames Cosmo for asking.
>_>
<_<I feel horrible. It's been a couple weeks since I was there, and I didn't even realize it was missing. And then, today, I get a very polite email...
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I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.What was it?
Oh wait...it is incredibly embarrassing...so I doubt you would share that information.
I Blames Cosmo for asking.
>_>
<_<** spoiler omitted **
O.O
*offers hugs*
I'm guessing Tamagotchi.
But regardless, I also offer hugs and general reassurances that all is well.
Also the assurance that, if you ever house-sit for us, you can be sure that whatever you happen to leave behind will likely never be found again. Ever.
(And I may well not be exaggerating for effect.)