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Mine either...
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Isn't that AMA aimed at the Paizo staff? Unless it showed up in the "Ask the Iconic" threads as well...
Didn't realize that Ashiel was a Paizo staff member. Maybe some of the crazy decisions Paizo has made recently can be overturned now!
I doubt it, and for that, I blame Cosmo.
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On a separate note, I blame Cosmo for Rhubarb Barbara. (See description for translation)
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I blame Cosmo for people who make multiple posts when they could just lump it all together in one.
I forgot to add...
I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion as not asked me that question in my thread.... :(
Uh... pretty sure I did, John - before some of the staffers, even!
But even if I had missed yours, that's why this post exists!
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I forgot to add...
I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion as not asked me that question in my thread.... :(
Uh... pretty sure I did, John - before some of the staffers, even!
But even if I had missed yours, that's why this post exists!
I Blame Cosmo for giving a certain lion that is good with tactics a time machine and posting on my thread hours ago....making me look silly and stuff.
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I Blame Cosmo for the moist, cold and clammy interiors of HEMA protective equipment after it's spent 24 hours coagulating in the back of someone's car.
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Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!
Cosmo.
Cooooooossssssmmmmmmmooooooo.
Clearly you are to blame for this*.
Super-serious series of questions*:
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If you could have 1d4 different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2+1 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?
On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6+2 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?
Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! 3d3+1 of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)
Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you [dice=CR]d30 (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?
But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?
What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?
As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some...
Yes.
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Yes.Crossposted in AMA threads: it's a Paizopaloozaganza!
Cosmo.
Cooooooossssssmmmmmmmooooooo.
Clearly you are to blame for this*.
Super-serious series of questions*:
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If you could have 1d4 different super-powers, what would they be and why?
(Assume corollary powers required to make a given power work are part of it; i.e. Since you'd need super tensile strength/durability to, you know, not-die when you made use of your super-strength power, you get them both when you say "super strength" as a singular option.)
Why?If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2+1 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?
On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6+2 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?
Similarly, you won the super-lottery, and gained mythic tiers! 3d3+1 of 'em! (And you gain class levels to match; please feel free to change your previous answer if this does so for some reason.) What path do you take? (Alternate option: substitute a single tier for a simple mythic template.)
Yet another query: you monster. Specifically, you [dice=CR]d30 (or less) monster! Which are you?! ... and would this have been your first choice? If not, which would be?
But the wheels of fate-time have spun again, and your everything has been transposed into that of someone else! You've just become a prepublished NPC from an official source! Which prepublished NPC is it?
What campaign setting do you run around in? Why?
As a final thing: blend any and/or all of the above questions into a single ginormous question: an optional blend of a prepublished NPC, monster, and some superheroes all walk into a bar... and out comes you, as a gestalt of those guys, the race you choose, some...
Damn... that was some deep stuff...
I blame Cosmo for making me all existential and stuff after his profound response.
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Now at work we got these new conveyor belts extenders that actually go away to the back of the 53' trailers instead of stopping 10' shy.
But I am sure they are working on 63' trailers as we speak..for which I Blame Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for no Killer Clown archetype or template in the new Horror Adventures.
Seriously? You guys even used the float quote in the banner ad!
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I blame Cosmo for the flood in Louisiana.
While i myself am no USA resident, my GM lives there.
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Indeed, it's a disaster, beyond doubt.
If i had upset anybody, my pardon.
And though all strangers to me, i would not wish this ill event upon anybody.
Matter of fact, back in the Netherlands, 1953, we had a provincial flood, where people would also be on the roofs, or floating in small boats awaiting aid.
While i wasn't born back then, my grandparents surely had witnessed it.
Like for them back then, i can only hope the people in Louisiana will somehow get back in the saddle, sort of speak.
It was no bad intention, i'd rather see people smile than being sad.
Of course i can't..from this side of my screen....but you catch my meaning.
Best wishes to those of the paizo community who are affected, and those in the paizo community who have friends or relatives in Louisiana.
:/
Sorry Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for whoever was 'Going for gold' in the Freestyle Urination event before I went into the toilet today. Everyone misses now and then, but it takes a special sort of talent to manage to tinkle all over the room without getting anything in the bowl at all.
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Sometimes, all you need is luck.
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I blame Cosmo for whoever was 'Going for gold' in the Freestyle Urination event before I went into the toilet today. Everyone misses now and then, but it takes a special sort of talent to manage to tinkle all over the room without getting anything in the bowl at all.
I blame Cosmo for the establishment not putting in those special 'fly' motifs, which seem to have a compulsive effect of pissing into the toilet...so i'm told anyway.
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I Blame Cosmo for Rysky missing the subtle humour involved with the contemplative kineticist comment I made. The cheek!
>:p
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Firefly Animated Adventures Teaser Trailer!
I blame Cosmo for no one telling me this was a thing.
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I blame Cosmo that The Animated Adventures of Doctor Who isn't a real thing.
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I also blame Cosmo that I now have the Bojack Horseman theme stuck in my head.
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That's okay, multiple posts quoting Right Said Fred has left my mind a shell of what it once was.
*sigh* on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I left my little brain on the catwalk.
*starts sobbing*
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I blame Cosmo for humidity.
Yes, that too, but specifically the awful humidity here in New Hampshire, which has strange effects like there being puddles in the driveway, from rain that happened *three days ago* despite 80 degree sunny days since then. Apparently there's so much moisture in the air, that the puddles can't evaporate (or maybe they reform during the night, I dunno, I haven't been sitting there watching them 24/7...).
And my glasses fog up when I open the door, before I even step outside. It's like Venus out there, without the Bananarama singers (or 700 MPH superheated acid wind...).
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I blame Cosmo that the construction occurring right outside my apartment is getting even more annoying. At about 5am this morning the city decided to close the part of the street right in front of the driveway to my apartment parking lot - no getting in or out. Oh, and this is one of the major intersections in my city so my fellow tenants and I aren't the only ones being inconvenienced (to say the least).
Fortunately, I've been parking on the street in front of the building the past several days, at least when the city hasn't decided to make the area "no parking", or parking down the road a block (the parking lot is in the back), rather than dealing with the construction nightmare so I was able to leave for work this morning and not burn a vacation day for something stupid. Unfortunately, because of the closure I couldn't turn right onto the street and because of the way the [censored] workers placed the orange barrels in such a way that I couldn't turn left onto the road unless I wanted to drive in the wrong lane for about 50 feet or so. (I ended up doing a y-turn and driving a few blocks out of my way.)
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I blame Cosmo for Delta decided I did not need to get back home from the West Coast, and for my laptop dying a very strange death right before said vacation to the West Coast.
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I also blame Cosmo that I now have the Bojack Horseman theme stuck in my head.
Got a text message from my brother earlier, asking me if I had seen new season. That woke up the theme song earworm.... ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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I'm too sexy for your earworm, to sexy for your earworm.
On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk.
I'm gonna plant my little earworm on the catwalk.
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I blame Cosmo, stuff happens in PFS i know, but the dicebot's results decided another adventurer i GM for had to die.
I was hoping my death toll would strand at 2 last gameday.
3 is the unlucky charm here.
Darn it Cosmo...
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that choosing to wear shorts automatically makes the weather go grotty. Bare knees for NOTHING. Bah.
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Many times when I'm not 100% certain on a word's spelling or meaning, I drop it into Google to check. I was pretty sure "clowder" was the correct word for a group of cats, so checked Google, and confirmed it. Except... I also got a single hit for a "clam clowder" recipe. Sure enough, further Googling uncovered many recipes for "clam clowder". I know it's a typo, I assume it's typo and I'm not going to click links to confirm it, but still: Yuck.
I blame Cosmo for my curiosity killing my appetite.
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Well, had the weekend off. But daughter needs my vehicle for college move-in this weekend. Cosmo telepathically suggested reaching out to my company to see if I could use company vehicle. Did so but at what cost?
Congrats Cosmo, I now am working Frid-Sun, 60 hour coverage. During my FLGS gaming weekend. I am sure that I won't get called in at all. /s.
But at least I have use of a vehicle. Right?!
Cosmo. I blame Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo that I am vacation next week and of course the GM that runs the most in a given week is going away next week.
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I Blame Cosmo that Tacticslion is like stalking me....I mean he favorite the previous post like 2 minutes after I posted.
*looks around expecting to be ambushed by a tactics minded lion*
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I blame Cosmo that there is something in this manufacturer's flavored coffees (three varieties I know of) that gives me a massive headache for hours after drinking it. :(
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... how much are you drinking in one go?
12-14 oz. in the morning, which is my usual daily amount of caffeinated coffee. It can't be from too much caffeine, because my threshold is pretty high. I don't splurge for flavored bags of coffee, but the couple I house-sit/pet-walk for gives me a bag free after each house-sitting gig. They loyally drink this one brand themselves, and so far, I've noticed the last three bags (pumpkin spice, hazelnut, and this morning's bourbon pecan) have all provoked this same reaction. :(
Edit: Headache's not too bad now, has eased up quite a bit now.
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It's ok. I'm a coffee gourmand, not a gourmet. I prefer Yuban, but I'm fine drinking Folger's or Hills Brothers. I don't really mind instant coffee either.
This does raise the possibility that the flavored coffee is actually too good, and thus, over-exciting my taste buds and causing the headache. I preemptively blame Cosmo for this hypothetical scenario.
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So the construction that's been happening outside my apartment was supposed to have wrapped up Friday. They're not even a fourth of the way done replacing the road they ripped up. They did decide to open up the road for traffic - to a single lane which requires drivers to maneuver around the construction vehicles while driving on dirt. Oh, and the city decided to make sure anyone who left their cars in the parking lot of my apartment building would not be able to get out by placing barricades, barrels, and cones, at the end to prevent anyone getting in or out.
And with all the other construction going on in my city travel is a headache inducer.
Really, Cosmo?
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I blame Cosmo that my mom didn't believe my coffee headache theory.
I blame² Cosmo that to prove me wrong, she brewed a batch this morning.
I blame³ Cosmo that it also gave her a headache. (Seems to have no effect on dad.)
I blame^4 Cosmo that even though I warned her beforehand, she seems mildly grudge-y at me about getting a headache.
So the construction that's been happening outside my apartment was supposed to have wrapped up Friday.... And with all the other construction going on in my city travel is a headache inducer.
Really, Cosmo?
{offers mug} Coffee?
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I blame Cosmo that my mom didn't believe my coffee headache theory.
I blame² Cosmo that to prove me wrong, she brewed a batch this morning.
I blame³ Cosmo that it also gave her a headache. (Seems to have no effect on dad.)
I blame^4 Cosmo that even though I warned her beforehand, she seems mildly grudge-y at me about getting a headache.
{offers mug} Coffee?So the construction that's been happening outside my apartment was supposed to have wrapped up Friday.... And with all the other construction going on in my city travel is a headache inducer.
Really, Cosmo?
I'm too amused by this demented logic to be annoyed when someone tries it on me.
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I blame Cosmo that I have no idea what gninja's customarily get for their birthdays.