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I blame Cosmo for the fact WV gets 50 degree weather and no white Christmas while everyone nearer to Eerie and Harrisburg will have a White Christmas.

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I blame Cosmo for giving me a cold on the last day of work before my vacation.


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I blame Cosmo for the idiots who can't take 5 minutes to brush the snow off their cars, especially the windows. A small spot on the driver's side of the windshield is not enough for anyone to see out of their car.

I also blame Cosmo for the (redacted) (redacted) (redacted) pieces of (redacted) who use the snow as an excuse to run stop signs and red lights. No, you do have time to stop safely. I see you accelerating.


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I Blame Cosmo that somebody gave a good gift certificate to Pazio anonymously so I can not thank them.

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I still have the flu. Thanks, Cosmo.


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Zeugma wrote:
I still have the flu. Thanks, Cosmo.

{whispers:} Oh, you only wish it was the flu. But look on the bright side; they'll name both it and the plague to come after you. Praise He Who Is To Blame!

Seriously though, hope you recover soon. :)


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I blame Cosmo for him not helping me finish decorating my Christmas Tree! Or getting my brothers to do it! Come on man! I did the hard part of getting the bloody thing in!


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It is Christmas...so in the spirit of the holiday...

MERRY CHRISTMAS COSMO!

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*hugs Cosmo*


Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*

Okay...wow...I would not have gone that far. I mean it is just Christmas after all. ;)

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*
Okay...wow...I would not have gone that far. I mean it is just Christmas after all. ;)

*hugs John and Cosmo*

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The first snowfall this winter was magical. Light crystal flakes, glittering like the entire world had been sprinkled with tiny chips of sparkling mica. It was really beautiful.

After those five minutes, it's been sneezing and coughing and getting slush splashed on me by passing cars and shoveling off the sidewalks. Ugh. Cosmo! Are you in league with Baba Yaga, and preparing to unleash an endless winter on New England?


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I Blame Cosmo for the wind storm that killed the power at my parents house for eight hours, requiring us to relocate to my sister's messy house with my fastidious mother to cook Christmas dinner. To say my sister got "stressed out" would be a gross understatement. Thanks a bunch, Cosmo!


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I blame Cosmo for Christmas being just 2 days.

Another few days off during the week would have been neat.
Alas...

Merry Christmas anyway Cosmo.


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Half of you sound like you blame Cosmo for Christmas...


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I think I'm finally over the flu!

Spoiler:
Brraaaiiinnnsss!


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Nut,

No I blame Cosmo for a crappy 2016.

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Half of you sound like you blame Cosmo for Christmas...

I blame him for the deceptively pretty beginning to it all, setting me up for what came next... :)


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I blame Cosmo that a cold virus has left me unable to walk in a straight line for the past 24 hours.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:

Nut,

No I blame Cosmo for a crappy 2016.

I have to +1 this.


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I blame Cosmo for my first experience with "a bad back", I am only 37..blast you Cosmo!!!


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I Blame Cosmo for the slippery conditions today which caused two things...

1) I slipped down the front stairs on my way to work hurt me arm and hip badly.

2) on the way home I got in a accident due to not being able to stop...


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Kajehase wrote:
I blame Cosmo that a cold virus has left me unable to walk in a straight line for the past 24 hours.

Oh no! You too, Kajehase? It's spreading! The Cosmo plague is spreading!

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:(

*kisses all the boo-boos*

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Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*

...

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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*
...

*hugs as well*


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I blame Cosmo for all the scared pets & wild critters frightened by stoopid fireworks this New Year's Eve.


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Cosmo wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

This means you're owning up for Atlantis then?


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I Blame Cosmo that I am all alone on New Years Eve. :(

Happy New Years Cosmo.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*
...

I think Rysky temporarily broke Cosmo...


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
*hugs Cosmo*
...
I think Rysky temporarily broke Cosmo...

Silly fish! Cosmo can not be broken by a hug!

I Blame Cosmo that I am drunk...and alone...and I feel the need to post...and correct fishes.


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I blame Cosmo that I had to spend most of the night constantly soothing a terrified cat and never got around to opening the champagne cava.

I also blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer was alone on NY Eve.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that sitting alone in the dark and pounding two shots of whiskey to see 2016 on its voyage to the dust bin of history was so bitterly satisfying.


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Nobody should be alone on new year's eve. :(

Obvious blame Cosmo.


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Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

Now what to blame Cosmo for...
...coworkers who can't do their jobs correctly? No, already did that.
...the weather? No, too obvious.
...the individuals who don't know how to drive when the weather is less than ideal? I think I did that.

Oh, I know...

I blame Cosmo for whoever thought roundabouts, especially single-lane roundabouts, were a good idea on major trucking routes in areas that are known for heavy snow and little clearing of said snow, especially when the terrain of said areas already renders roundabouts a bad idea.


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!


Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hmmm...

*casts commune*


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

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*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.

It uses the Idol rules from Occult Realms.


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Uncle Teddy wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.

Never let facts get in the way of a good smiting.


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Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.

Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.

Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo before every meal.


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I blame Cosmo, for the low perception results my team had vs stealth from thugs.

Unless 2 of them roll a natural 20, they've successfully murdered 3 PCs in their sleep. These thugs are but 1 HD (6HP) weaklings, vs a lvl 4 party.

Oh the humanity.....

I've overcome the sadness of trampling a cavalier & mount with an elephant, only to have a 3 PC death at my hands, at worst case.

Technological Overlord

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GM Chyro wrote:
... sadness ...

DOES NOT COMPUTE.


The Computer wrote:
GM Chyro wrote:
... sadness ...
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Maybe the mount was collateral death?

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.

Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.

Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo before every meal.

???

Unless you blame him for needing to eat and sleep.


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I Blame Cosmo for snow.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for snow.

Don't blame Cosmo for snow. We need more snow here in drought-country. I blame Cosmo for no snow. We call him No-Snow Cosmo in slo-mo when we're too low to go to Whiskey A Go Go.


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I blame Cosmo for the site being out of commission the ENTIRE DAY!


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Zombie Zeugma wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for snow.
Don't blame Cosmo for snow. We need more snow here in drought-country. I blame Cosmo for no snow. We call him No-Snow Cosmo in slo-mo when we're too low to go to Whiskey A Go Go.

Okay...than...

I Blame Cosmo for the lack ability to send Zombie Zeugma snow.


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Insane KillMaster wrote:
The Computer wrote:
GM Chyro wrote:
... sadness ...
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Maybe the mount was collateral death?

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Hey now, like all true faithful of Cosmo I give Cosmo blame where blame is due.

Every morning when I wake up I blame Cosmo.

Every night before I go to bed I blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo before every meal.

???

Unless you blame him for needing to eat and sleep.

Unlike other deities and other beings of supernatural might and power one does not pray to Cosmo - one blames Cosmo.

Blame be unto Cosmo.

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