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Oh great and terrible Cosmo! It would seem i've hardly blamed you for anything!

I blame Tacticslion!!


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I Blame Cosmo that Captain Yesterday just doesn't get it. :p


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I Blame Cosmo that after driving a tractor into a field with tall grass this morning, I was enveloped in a cloud of pollen. Therefore, I am now home on antihistamines with eyes swelling shut. Thanks a bunch, Cosmo!


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I Blame Cosmo for not putting the broken lock off the latch this morning, leading me to be unable to get back in after going through the toilet.

However, I did manifest some hitherto unknown housebreaking skills as a result, which is probably why He isn't cackling as demonically as usual.


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Steve Geddes wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Substitute all the political-y bits with the names of items of farm machinery, or perhaps common Swedish birds.

Or just post it in Swedish.

OR... just take it one of the million other places on the internet where it is not specifically disallowed. :)

Oh my goodness! You're still alive!??!?!?

I thought we were just railing at the wind these last 2 months!

I blame Cosmo that Cosmo is still alive.

I read every single one of these posts. You can tell by the favorites.

So not-favoriting one is a deliberate snub then?

*sniff*

Cosmo wrote:
I am discriminating in my favoriting. I don't favorite everything. I have a method.

Oh.

Your fault for me not reading the full thread then, I guess.

You need to Blame HIM for something, not merely asking if you should blame hum.

I Blame COSMO that there are still people not getting this!


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I blame Cosmo that, so far in current PFS special, my table is the only one known to me, to have PC deaths.

1 was wished back to life, yes, but a 2nd lost to Death Knell.
Come on Cosmo, being the only dead PC across a dozen tables...you are cruel m8, fixing the dice bot like that. ^^


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I blame Cosmo for the impending musical episode about to break out in Paizo's warehouse.


I wrote that one!

It's no Buddy Holly, but it isn't bad.


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³Jane's Addiction wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the impending musical episode about to break out in Paizo's warehouse.

I personally am a fan of the rather "bawdy" Raptor chorus number!

I Blame Cosmo the warehouse raptor singing abilities are not well known.

Dark Archive

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I just got back from vacation, and it's Cosmo's fault that I'm so lazy about doing laundry that I bought three more days worth of clothes to last me until the weekend.


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I blame Cosmo that I never tried Tim Tams before yesterday.

I blame Cosmo that I am now out of Tim Tams.


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Sadly, Captain Yesterday was too tired to search for Tim Tam, and make a relevant alias, and so we're left with this crap.


Bounces on a quixotically handsome Kevin Spacey.


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Congrats, Cosmo. I've never gotten road rage inside a supermarket before. So, well done there.

I also blame Cosmo that 1) having to deposit a quarter to get your shopping cart which you get back when you return the cart, and 2) having to bag your own groceries, are apparently brain-locking concepts amongst many of the local humans here. It's incredibly frustrating and irritating to watch in action, especially when they want to just stand there, blocking other customers, and whining like a 3-yro at a cornered cashier or stock person who doesn't get paid nearly enough to put up with it.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Congrats, Cosmo. I've never gotten road rage inside a supermarket before. So, well done there.

I also blame Cosmo that 1) having to deposit a quarter to get your shopping cart which you get back when you return the cart, and 2) having to bag your own groceries, are apparently brain-locking concepts amongst many of the local humans here. It's incredibly frustrating and irritating to watch in action, especially when they want to just stand there and whine like a 3-yro at a cornered cashier or stock person who doesn't get paid nearly enough to put up with it.

I blame Cosmo that virtually everyone in the store has a driver's license, yet all the basic concepts such as:

- Drive on the right
- If you are going to stop, pull all the way over to the right to avoid blocking traffic
- DO NOT BLOCK THE ENTIRE AISLE CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND

are all totally lost on supermarket shoppers.

I'm sure it's Cosmo's idea to increase our blood pressure that he may sell us medication.


Clearly.


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I blame Cosmo for the natural 1 a PC rolled vs disintegrate.

Sure, it's somewhat cool the monk managed to do someone in with maddening style, as was intended capability, but it still gives a slight unfortunate aftertaste.

Ah yes, i also blame Cosmo it is the 2nd PC to die in that dungeon.


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I blame Cosmo for nearly choking to death on tea just now while reading this afternoon's news. Also, I'd never before seen someone get hit by a falling anvil of karma, so kudos for that schadenfreude, Cosmo.

Edit: I think I was obscure enough not to be completely obvious, but if not, please delete this, especially if leaving it implies a bias.


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I blame Cosmo for the absurd shipping costs if one is not part of the continental US.


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I now blame Cosmo for Pangaea breaking apart.


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I blame Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin's Insanity for Cosmo!

I blame Cosmo for contrarian'ism.


I'm too contrary for your Mary.
Yeah, too contrary for your Mary.
On the catwalk, yeah, the catwalk.
I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk.


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I blame Cosmo for thread derailment.

I also blame Cosmo for the Alias Fever.


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Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
I now blame Cosmo for Pangaea breaking apart.

I Blame Cosmo for Hunt breaking apart. Two identities? Seriously?


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
I now blame Cosmo for Pangaea breaking apart.
I Blame Cosmo for Hunt breaking apart. Two identities? Seriously?

Yeah! You tell them!


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The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
I now blame Cosmo for Pangaea breaking apart.
I Blame Cosmo for Hunt breaking apart. Two identities? Seriously?
Yeah! You tell them!

I mean come on, right?


Time to hunt some Wampi, those silly little doll dresses won't fill themselves.


Come here little Wampi!


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I blame Cosmo for my new found obsession with zombie aliases.


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Especially since the only known zombie cure is to give Brad Pitt syphilis.


Oh... I thought it was poor script writing.


The Game Hamster wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my new found obsession with zombie aliases.

Murderlize them with FIRE!


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Adorably Murderous Child wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my new found obsession with zombie aliases.
Murderlize them with FIRE!

I Blame Cosmo that Murderlize is not used more often.

I Also Blame Cosmo that I am on vacation this week...and I have not gotten the shipping email for my Starfinder books yet so I could download the SFCRB now and start reading it...:(

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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John Kretzer wrote:
I have not gotten the shipping email for my Starfinder books yet so I could download the SFCRB now and start reading it...:(

Hopefully this will help the time pass...


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I blame Cosmo that Paizo's furious pace of packing tens of thousands of Starfinder orders means it is increasingly likely that at least one worker in the warehouse will become a Hulk.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I have not gotten the shipping email for my Starfinder books yet so I could download the SFCRB now and start reading it...:(
Hopefully this will help the time pass...

I Blame Cosmo that when I Blame him that my subscription has not shipped yet...I usually get it with in a couple of hours or a day or two at max and than I feel bad....this did not work this time. Beware Cosmo is learning.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact I have to get up at 4:30 am Tuesday to get my mom to the outpatient clinic for her laparoscopic exam...and I'm STILL staying up for that because I have to pet sit as well. Plus you know pick her up after the exam...


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I Blame Cosmo for making me either break or sprain my right index finger right before THE GRATE BIG HEMA TOURNAMENT, which means I'm going to have to fight left-handed, which means I'm going to do even worse than I might usually do.


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Inigo Limeytoya: "You are wonderful."

Man in Period Costume: "Thank you; I've worked hard to become so."

Inigo Limeytoya: "I admit it, you are better than I am."

MiPC: "Then why are you smiling?"

Inigo Limeytoya: "Because I know something you don't know."

MiPC: "And what is that?"

Inigo Limeytoya: "I am not left-handed." {switches sword to his right hand... and begins to yell in severe pain}

Apologies. I hope it's just a light sprain, Limey.


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I blame Cosmo that this new alias opens the doors to all sorts of disgusting new posts.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Brain Bleach Salesgremlin wrote:
I blame Cosmo that this new alias opens the doors to all sorts of disgusting new posts.

Salesgremlin, eh? All sorts of disgusting new posts, eh?

I approve.


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Cosmo wrote:
Brain Bleach Salesgremlin wrote:
I blame Cosmo that this new alias opens the doors to all sorts of disgusting new posts.

Salesgremlin, eh? All sorts of disgusting new posts, eh?

I approve.

I blame Cosmo that the descent into Neutral Evil (or Chaotic Evil) is already far too easy without encouragement and enablers.

Also, I blame Cosmo that I may have made Cosmo interested in my future posts... which is probably not a good thing. And when a slaad thinks "Ooo, I think I might regret this", that's probably a sign in itself.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the descent into Neutral Evil (or Chaotic Evil) is already far too easy without encouragement and enablers.

...

Scarab Sages

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I blame Cosmo for the deadly sin of knee-jerk group loyalty!

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for all of my clothing smelling like dryer sheets.

I was moving stuff from the washer to the dryer, and lo and behold, someone had left their stuff in the dryer, so I set my lump of damp clothing atop the dryer and folded their stuff, before picking up said lump of damp laundry and tossing it in the dryer, failing to notice that Cosmo had put the entire box of dryer sheets on top of the dryer, right under my lump of damp laundry, and <<SHOOP>> it all went in together.

45 minutes later, I have dry laundry, liberally sprinkled with disintegrated cardboard dryer-sheet-box, and scented *unbelievably strongly* like dryer sheets, since there were, like, *thirty* of them in the box...

Cosmo! Why you gotta do me like that!


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We've got a tropical system sitting over SW FL, so my 2 hr round trip commute today was rainy the whole way. About halfway into the outbound drive, I started mimicking Owen Wilson narrating the windshield wipers. Which was stupidly funny... for the first couple minutes. But now I had Owen in my head as an earworm. I tried not to repeat the narration on the return trip, but it was too hard; I'd quit when I caught myself doing it, only to unconsciously start again about 5 minutes later or so. Quit, restart, repeat, all the way home.

I blame Cosmo for the creative ways I'm slowly losing my mind.


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Oh great and wondrous Cosmo! Thank you for single-handedly ushering Starfinder out into the world.

And all that other stuff you do.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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captain yesterday wrote:

Oh great and wondrous Cosmo! Thank you for single-handedly ushering Starfinder out into the world.

And all that other stuff you do.

"Thank you"?!

:[


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I Blame Cosmo for captain yesterday's obtuseness.


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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for captain yesterday's obtuseness.

I am not! I'll have you know I've been working out and eating right(er) this summer.

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