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I... actually get that reference! Huh!

(Though only because of Film Theory...)


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makin pancakes, makin bacon pancakes


"In strange aeons..."
"I have returned from the dead to take over the-"
"toot-toot"
"Aw, dang."


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**STAYIN-ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE, UH-UH-UH-UH**

CPR jokes seemed inevitable at this point...


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You know, the other tune you perform CPR to...

**another one bites the dust~! bam-chikca-bam-chicka-bam-chicka-bam-chicka- another one bites the dust~!**


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Yeah but...

That's sort've the opposite of what you're going for.


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MageHunter wrote:

Yeah but...

That's sort've the opposite of what you're going for.

Part of the "gallows-humor" of emergency responders, so I'm told...

Grand Lodge

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If we need a tune to CPR this thread with may I suggest One by Metallica?


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"One" ;) seems a bit slow for CPR.


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Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard wrote:
"One" ;) seems a bit slow for CPR.

Maybe "Eleven" would be a better fit?


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Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!!!!!!


So it's been a little while.

You know what that means!

Now it's time to discuss:

- how incredibly dangerous this sounds

- this

- this

- this (see the next three posts)

- Starfinder

- and/or one (bonus and aside), and two (so far)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand start!


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Tacticslion wrote:

Now it's time to discuss:

- how incredibly dangerous this sounds

I've secretly always suspected that Time Crystal is a very powerful Gem.

Grand Lodge

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Tacticslion wrote:


- how incredibly dangerous this sounds

we talkin' time geometry?


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I through the divine, mystical, and awesome power of mind and body bring this thread back to life!

(Temporarily) Free mind-controlling drugs for all! Plus half-off on all masks!


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AT LAST!

Hey, is there money off on facewear refurbishments too?


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I have a nice line of leather wear on discount....

Grand Lodge

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Yay, the thread was finally resurrected, we are all free.

Wait a second, this thread isn't alive! Razmir is just holding it up with strings!


Hard to rob something when it's dead, much less with strings.

Well, unless you're Little Taylor, but this thread doesn't look like the kind of place that would read The Heroe's Guide to Storming the Castle (sequel to The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom)... actually, nevermind, this might be the perfect thread for such things.


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IDTheftVictim wrote:

Yay, the thread was finally resurrected, we are all free.

Wait a second, this thread isn't alive! Razmir is just holding it up with strings!

Silence is wise. If I could pass the test of the star stone think what I could do the sun. None of us want a second age of darkness. I'm reducing your income by half for being a blasphemer.

I'll be honest here, this thread's life is as real as my divinity. Unquestionable.


Limeylongears wrote:

AT LAST!

Hey, is there money off on facewear refurbishments too?

No. But the membership discount is 10 percent per step you've achieved. What if you have achieved over 10 steps ? Then the store pays YOU!


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It occurred to me, what if the OP doesn't check this subforum, and thinks that the thread is dying nicely?


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*scuttles over hope and the ruins of human endeavour*


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*Tapdances on top of Future Roach while singing 'Swanee'*


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*washes self and waits*


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dismounts horse, tries to stab Future Roach with his rubber sword.

They had to spend the whole f%*+ing budget on the f$+#ing giant didn't they...


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*watches crumbs molder under the fridge*


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{rolls up, gently pats roach}


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*scuttles around in warm, dark circuitry*


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That's it. I'm locking this thread. The kobold infestation is revolting.


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Dude! Spoiler tags! You'll never get rid of them if you give them a warning!


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Hey, hey, hey now! Enough with the aliases that refer to their identity as messageboard aliases!


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I have no idea what you're talking about.

sets up fan to blow his prettiest of hair.


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I'm watching you...

Stooge eye-poke gesture directed at alias followed by Stooge eye-poke gesture directed at self.


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I'm So Meta Even This Alias wrote:

I'm watching you...

Stooge eye-poke gesture directed at alias followed by Stooge eye-poke gesture directed at self.

Yeah, but anyone can watch me for 9.99 a month and a decent internet connection.


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There's nothing decent about that internet connection...


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Oh dear. This is awkward.


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Did... did we make it past Y2K ok?


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Yes. Preparations were sufficient.


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*scuttles around in shells of dead Y2038 machines*


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MoST oF hUMANity Did NOt MakE It PasT 3014 Though. I SaVED HUmAniTY BY >>>REDACTED<<< ANd GenEtically RedistRUbiting THe BesT Genes As I SAW fit. <<<BZZT>>> YOu - Are WeLCOMe. WouLD YOu LiKE sOmE ColD FUN?


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CITIZENS! METAREALITY DISCUSSIONS AND ANTHROPORMORPHIZING INFORMATION DELIVERY SERVICES IS CLASSIFIED AS TREASONABLE ACTIONS. PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST DISCORPORATION BOOTH!


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{patiently awaits appearance of a Friendly's with ice cream}


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{Brings all the broigus to the Slaad}


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*brings out the cold fun*

CiTiZen Protean MilkShAKe WhAt Is tHiS IcECrEAM yoU SpEaK oF? TheRE Is OnLY DElIcIoUs, AnD NutrItioUs COlD Fun. ARE YOU A COMMIE MUTANT SCUM!!??


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I cast magic missile at the thread!


WhAT Is THis SorCERY!? CeASE And DeSIst CitIZEN.


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Pathfinder Companion, Rulebook Subscriber

*Coughs*


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Tacticslion wrote:

So it's been a little while.

You know what that means!

Now it's time to discuss:

- how incredibly dangerous this sounds

- this

- this

- this (see the next three posts)

- Starfinder

- and/or one (bonus and aside), and two (so far)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand start!

I provided seven - SEVEN! - topics! Pick one, people!


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Speaking of topics, what the heck is up with my inability to focus?

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