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You


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So


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Milk.


D'oh!


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
MINE SUCKERS

Yes. Danger Bear sucked the mine.

Next, he will lick the inside of the howitzer barrel, moments before the command, 'Fire!'

Three cheers for Danger Bear.


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What to write in this train wreck of a thread? I mean, the only important part is the posting itself. So... what?

Hmmmmmmmm...

This is SNN, reporting to you live about a fascinating new discovery. Scientists at Pikachu Park in Morimori, Japan, have published results from their research on water which should have far-reaching consequences: Water is wet.


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I'd like to disagree with that.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
MINE SUCKERS

*Responds predictably to another's triumph*


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Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:
I'd like to disagree with that.

*Goes in search of another table, having already flipped the one in front of him.*


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Sissyl wrote:
This is SNN, reporting to you live about a fascinating new discovery. Scientists at Pikachu Park in Morimori, Japan, have published results from their research on water which should have far-reaching consequences: Water is wet.

This just in: So far, all of Japan's potable water has been tested and found to contain excessively high concentrations of DiHydrogen Monoxide! All that panicking you were saving for a rainy day? Well it's pouring!


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
This is SNN, reporting to you live about a fascinating new discovery. Scientists at Pikachu Park in Morimori, Japan, have published results from their research on water which should have far-reaching consequences: Water is wet.
This just in: So far, all of Japan's potable water has been tested and found to contain excessively high concentrations of DiHydrogen Monoxide! All that panicking you were saving for a rainy day? Well it's pouring!

I don't panic.

*cracks neck*

But we're gonna need a bigger table.


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Sissyl wrote:

What to write in this train wreck of a thread? I mean, the only important part is the posting itself. So... what?

Hmmmmmmmm...

This is SNN, reporting to you live about a fascinating new discovery. Scientists at Pikachu Park in Morimori, Japan, have published results from their research on water which should have far-reaching consequences: Water is wet.

LIB can exclusively reveal that water, a substance linked to several million confirmed cases of drowning, is still being distributed nationwide from faucets, many of which are within the easy reach of children!

Who is responsible for this shocking state of affairs?!


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Oh we can argue about who and/or what is responsible... but that's frankly irrelevant.

The important thing is we all remember Who Is To Blame.


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Tom Cruise. >:-(


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Oh, it is far, FAR worse than that. When health care performs autopsies, a very large majority of cases of people who died from acute intoxication by unknown substances are shown to contain very high tissue levels of dihydrogen monoxide. This is not even discussed in the autopsy reports.


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So, a Paladin walks in on a Necromancer, but he hasnt done any necromancy in 12 years and is sleeping. Still worships Nerull though.

Wat do?

That should keep this thread alive.


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Kill him, eat the body, tell Sarenrae you had the guy over for dinner and you really think he's going through a dark place but is going to come out the other end on the right tract. Um, you mean, "track".


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s+#@ am I even allowed to post things like that


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*Looks at Hook Mountain Massacre* yeah, should be fine


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Okay guys I found an obscure ritual that can kill this thread for a while, and then later we can try using necromancy to raise it.

The first ingredient listed is a 'Heart of a Kobold Cleaver'

*Grabs weapons & sets bait*


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So hang on, what's the bait, exactly? Are we talking Big Six material, or is this another "rust bag of tricks" kinda situation?


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*eats bait*

YUM GLOFFY BAIT.


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GLOFFY BAIT IS NOT SAFE


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IS GLOFFY.


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GLOFFY IS GOOD.

HOOKS MAKE FOR TANGY SURPRISE!


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If I just randomly started making fish puns with no context, I wonder if people would join in. Probably. Y'all are terrible people.


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There's no plaice for that here. Those sort of puns cod get us in trouble.


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I'd probably do it for the halibut


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For goodness' hake.

You could have chosen salmon else to talk about, but instead, you haddock introduce this topic. I can't imagine anything wrasse.

The mods shall be herring about this.


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Just Perch-ing, don't mind me.


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it is clear that making bad puns is some people's sole pastime in life.


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It's like fishing... except it's hook, line, and stinker.


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My party once got sent to find a magic pike for cutting down a tree.

We thought the GM meant the weapon, but he didn't...


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Limeylongears wrote:

For goodness' hake.

You could have chosen salmon else to talk about, but instead, you haddock introduce this topic. I can't imagine anything wrasse.

The mods shall be herring about this.

No need to be so salty about it. We're just clowning around.


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Ice Bear isn't a clown.


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Danger Bear is an Activated Fiery Marksman's Institute Clown.


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I don't know, the whole "- bear" thing seems somewhat fishy to me…


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Ice Bear doesn't like non-believers.

Grand Lodge

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I've gotten really into Zodiacs lately, so I am curious. What is ur sine?


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We've already got 3/5s of a bear Voltron, just need two more.


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Bear with me...


Oh, come on! You're bearly even trying, now!

like me


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These puns are Abyssal.


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I mean, what, are we just gonna let that saury on by, and flounder?

We cod bearly charr our-salvelinus mahseers of punning.

Druid know what we'd have to grapple with - what people'd think of us?

Fore-shalm.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
These puns are Abyssal.

My Seacrest* weapon

* heh


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So you're just using the regular channels. How shallow of you.


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Tis a silly place.


Ooogah wrote:
Tis a silly place.

Oh, snapper~!

I codn't believe he said that~!

Hush; repeats are acceptable - this is a thread for necromancy, after all~!


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This thread of piscine puns has crossed into heresy and/or apostasy! May Mr. Fishy have mercy on your souls when he arrives to smite you meat popsicles into bloody chunky chum!

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