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*pumps three fists*
*emits communication pheromones*
please be cupcake falling under fridge please be cupcake falling under fridge please be cupcake falling under fridge
Wait, what now? Am I supposed to scuttle or not?
Good news is: We can download your consciousness.
Bad news: You’ll be stuck in reddit for eternity.
*scurries under rusting shell of fridge*
*scuttles over incomprehensible hopes of long-extinct primates*
*scuttles over Dalek-exterminated thread*
*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*
*scuttles over moral quandaries*
*scuttles over all disagreements in search of last few remaining Twinkie crumbs*
*writhes around under space-fridge to indicate pleasure*
*waggles antennae in complex pattern; emits pheromones*
*scuttles around in shells of dead Y2038 machines*
*scuttles over all Fridays to come*
*scuttles around in warm, dark circuitry*
*disappears; possibly to future, possibly to under fridge*
*rubs antennae with forelimbs; waits*
*nibbles on decayed Twinkie crumbs and cheese-flavored milk solids*
there is only one kind of person
*watches crumbs molder under the fridge*
*washes self and waits*
*scuttles over hope and the ruins of human endeavour*
*scuttles over 80s pop references*
*scuttles over a million dead monkeys*
*washes antennae; waits in a safe dark space*
*scuttle scuttle scuttle*
*scuttles across thread, indifferent to long-extinct branch of primates*