Thkot Tal

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33 posts. Alias of quibblemuch.


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*slips*


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*pumps three fists*

yessss


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*emits communication pheromones*

please be cupcake falling under fridge please be cupcake falling under fridge please be cupcake falling under fridge


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Wait, what now? Am I supposed to scuttle or not?


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Good news is: We can download your consciousness.
Bad news: You’ll be stuck in reddit for eternity.


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*scurries under rusting shell of fridge*


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*scuttles over incomprehensible hopes of long-extinct primates*


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*scurry*


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*scuttles over Dalek-exterminated thread*


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*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*


*waits*


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*scuttles over moral quandaries*


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*scuttles over all disagreements in search of last few remaining Twinkie crumbs*


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*writhes around under space-fridge to indicate pleasure*


*scuttles*


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*waggles antennae in complex pattern; emits pheromones*


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*scuttles around in shells of dead Y2038 machines*


*scuttles over all Fridays to come*


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*scuttles around in warm, dark circuitry*


*disappears; possibly to future, possibly to under fridge*


*rubs antennae with forelimbs; waits*


*scuttle*


*nibbles on decayed Twinkie crumbs and cheese-flavored milk solids*


there is only one kind of person


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*watches crumbs molder under the fridge*


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*washes self and waits*


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*scuttles over hope and the ruins of human endeavour*


*scuttles over 80s pop references*


*scuttles over a million dead monkeys*


*washes antennae; waits in a safe dark space*


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*scuttle scuttle scuttle*


*scuttle*


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*scuttles across thread, indifferent to long-extinct branch of primates*