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I needed a new belt. Today was not the day to go clothes shopping unless you're a teenage boy with your parents. Something about a prom.

All I wanted was a belt.

All I wanted was a Pepsi!

Absolutely NOT Micheal Bolton!

Ugh! That's no way to troll!

This is how to troll! I think.

Any song over 17 minutes long is just being obtuse.

Or it's on a Grateful Dead live show bootleg.

NobodysHome wrote:

Drejk wrote:

*adds Yggdrasil to YT music bookmarks*

Yeah, Impus Major introduced me to Brothers of Metal. Everything they've done is on my Spotify list and at least half a dozen of their songs are on my Pandora "favorites" list. Loves me some Brothers of Metal. And it helps that the singers really are a brother and sister act.

Oh, cool! Just like the White Stripes!

::ducks::

Were they also swallowed into the gaping anus of Jack White's overinflated ego?

I don't even know why I make metal song references when no one is going to get them.

And you people call yourselves metalheads.

captain yesterday wrote:

Feros wrote:

Hey, it could have been worse.

It could have been a much later export...like Justin Bieber.

:p

Funny you should mention that. Guess what my brother's kids listen to.

Waits for second, even bigger apology.

We gave the world Rush.

.

That is all.

Futilely tries to remember a Rush song, gives up.

Yeah, that's not good enough.

Vanykrye wrote:

About 20 years ago I knew a guy named Nick who was a pro chef, and was working on opening his own restaurant. He was planning on calling it "Nick in Thyme". At least, that's what I heard when he first said it. So I immediately was imagining him swimming naked in a silo full of thyme. I considered this weird imagery for a restaurant.

I then communicated my misgivings, and what the name made me think of.

First, he said, "NO! Nick OF Thyme! 'In the nick of time?' Get it?"

Me: "Well, if you have to explain it like that, then it's probably not a very good name."

He hasn't spoken to me since.

'Nick of Thyme' sounds like a crusty bard who lives in the woods and will suddenly appear, playing a wooden whistle, when you need either a Life Lesson in how magical and wonderful this world can be if we look at it through the innocent eyes of a child, or a skin disease.

Wasn't he the drummer for Primus?

All I know is, White Zombie and Rob Zombie are not equal.

One is definitely better than the other.

NobodysHome wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Okay, I know that no one on FAWTL gives a darn, but the trailer for the new Fosse/Verdon series was just released, and I've been waiting for this show since it was announced last summer, and OMFG.

Well, I'll be seeing it opening day. Does that count?

I pretty much loathe all biographies, because telling the true story of an amazing person isn't enough for Hollywood, and they have to turn it into something twisted, convoluted, and unrecognizable.

I successfully sat through Bohemian Rhapsody. I'll give it that much.

But GothBard desperately wants to see it, very likely for the same reasons you do, and I honestly hope that it manages to live up to your expectations.

I am, er, less optimistic.

I mean, you had to know what you were getting into with Bohemian Rhapsody. It's not the real life - it's just fantasy.

That doesn't sound like rock n roll...

The bus service in the Milwaukee area is so bad the Violent Femmes wrote a song about it.

One of my daughter's favorite singers is Matt Freeman, the bassist for Rancid, the third best singer for Rancid. For Rancid!

It doesn't matter if the singer sucks if the song rocks.

Just saying.

If it isn't the Leningrad Cowboys covering Sweet Home Alabama then it isn't the worst thing ever.

Yes, all of them.

Thankfully I've repressed all Rush from my memory.

Even Achy Breaky Heart.

All I know is now I gotta listen to Evil Love by the Meat Puppets.

Lucky you, I already own it.

I'm gonna maul people at the Y.M.C.A.

I was originally going to make a joke about playing them all at the same time, but then I remembered Genesis.

Ha! Just like the movie!

Merry Motherf$@~ing X-mas, by Eazy-E, best Christmas song ever.

Rock n' Roll Troll wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I think their is a 80's song all about that. I can't seem to remember it atm.

Every 80s song is about that. Or cocaine.

Don't forget the occasional love song about stalking! Also somewhere in their is one about sunglasses.

That would be ZZ Top's entire catalog.

I think their is a 80's song all about that. I can't seem to remember it atm.

Every 80s song is about that. Or cocaine.

Carry on Wayne!

It started me off with some Korn, veered off into three Weird Al songs, threw in some Dead Prez and Modest Mouse, landed on Tom Petty's A~$#!!# and is currently on The Rolling Stones.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia, and The Devil And Miss Jones, to name two.

That's okay, everything I learned about the British school system, I learned from Pink Floyd.

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

** spoiler omitted **

Also Spinal Tap and most likely Guns N Roses.

thecursor wrote:

Nothing personal but there is nothing more silly than to use the words "one" "true" and "build" when it comes to a table top RPG.

That's kind of why I posted lyrics to Queen's One Vision. That song immediately got stuck in my head when I read the thread title.

Apparently, there aren't as many Queen fans on these boards as I thought there would be. :(

Some of us have only heard their greatest hits. :-)

I agree, it's time to get ill.

Or Dread Pirate Roberts-ey.

As you wish!!!

A different song about dinosaurs.

Did you know: One of the reasons Metallica played faster was because Lars Ulrich would get nervous and start drumming faster, and rather than telling Lars to slow down they would play their guitars faster to keep up.

Isn't it more of a sad wail by now.

Are you sure you're not watching Meatloaf instead.

It's a common mistake.

Seafood...for some reason, bad genetics, cursed bloodline or just plain old bad luck, I can't stomach seafood.

I either get rashes, my neck balloons up or the food doesn't agree with my stomach, giving me terrible abdominal aches, and exits with high velocity from either ends of my body.

So, every time you eat seafood a Gwar album is birthed. Get this man some clams and sushi!

We like to root for the underdog, remember.

True. But mostly because The B#*@!+%~ Surfers did the theme song

Did somebody say Led Zeppelin!

Every time someone says the word "quant" Amish Paradise gets stuck in head.

To ITunes!!

Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!!!!!!

So, Bob Mould of Dinosaur Jr doing a techno album is evidently a thing.

Kinda wish it wasn't. But it's too late now.

"I went to the lagoon,
To get myself some coconut cream pies,
And I said to myself,
The Skipper has got to die!
With his "Gilligan!" "Gilligan!" "Gilligan!!"

Gilligan, by The Ziggens.

No reason, just what I was listening to while taking Tiny T-Rex to school. :-)

Yeah, didn't someone write a song about that. Where they're riding in a car, wearing a bunch of different sweaters.

I wanna say it was Nine Inch Nails... possibly Korn.

*Whistling in the dark!*

Waves a Bic lighter above his head, which was clearly made by and for a vast global conspiracy. Or possibly just a bunch of greedy fire fetishists. Or maybe Mister Rodgers.

I love that song!

Yay! Chris Cornell grew his hair back!

Sadly, they make ten times as much money from touring as they do releasing new material.

Plus, then they get to play the nostalgia angle, instead of having the washed up and old angle and being forced to spend the rest of their days playing second rate casinos.

I'll look for the lyrics to Full on Kev's Mom by Soundgarden later, that should lower us into the gutter for you. :-)

Jerry was a race car driver
Drove so g%#*$&n fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But never did come in last.

Pours a forty on the curb for Headbanger's Ball.