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All I know is, White Zombie and Rob Zombie are not equal.

One is definitely better than the other.


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Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Okay, I know that no one on FAWTL gives a darn, but the trailer for the new Fosse/Verdon series was just released, and I've been waiting for this show since it was announced last summer, and OMFG.

Well, I'll be seeing it opening day. Does that count?

I pretty much loathe all biographies, because telling the true story of an amazing person isn't enough for Hollywood, and they have to turn it into something twisted, convoluted, and unrecognizable.

I successfully sat through Bohemian Rhapsody. I'll give it that much.

But GothBard desperately wants to see it, very likely for the same reasons you do, and I honestly hope that it manages to live up to your expectations.

I am, er, less optimistic.

I mean, you had to know what you were getting into with Bohemian Rhapsody. It's not the real life - it's just fantasy.

That doesn't sound like rock n roll...


The bus service in the Milwaukee area is so bad the Violent Femmes wrote a song about it.


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One of my daughter's favorite singers is Matt Freeman, the bassist for Rancid, the third best singer for Rancid. For Rancid!

It doesn't matter if the singer sucks if the song rocks.

Just saying.


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If it isn't the Leningrad Cowboys covering Sweet Home Alabama then it isn't the worst thing ever.


Yes, all of them.


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Thankfully I've repressed all Rush from my memory.


Even Achy Breaky Heart.


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All I know is now I gotta listen to Evil Love by the Meat Puppets.

Lucky you, I already own it.


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I'm gonna maul people at the Y.M.C.A.


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I was originally going to make a joke about playing them all at the same time, but then I remembered Genesis.


Ha! Just like the movie!


Merry Motherf~&@ing X-mas, by Eazy-E, best Christmas song ever.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Rock n' Roll Troll wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I think their is a 80's song all about that. I can't seem to remember it atm.
Every 80s song is about that. Or cocaine.
Don't forget the occasional love song about stalking! Also somewhere in their is one about sunglasses.

That would be ZZ Top's entire catalog.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I think their is a 80's song all about that. I can't seem to remember it atm.

Every 80s song is about that. Or cocaine.


Carry on Wayne!


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It started me off with some Korn, veered off into three Weird Al songs, threw in some Dead Prez and Modest Mouse, landed on Tom Petty's A+!$!%~ and is currently on The Rolling Stones.


The Devil Went Down to Georgia, and The Devil And Miss Jones, to name two.


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That's okay, everything I learned about the British school system, I learned from Pink Floyd.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

** spoiler omitted **

Also Spinal Tap and most likely Guns N Roses.


bookrat wrote:
thecursor wrote:
Nothing personal but there is nothing more silly than to use the words "one" "true" and "build" when it comes to a table top RPG.

That's kind of why I posted lyrics to Queen's One Vision. That song immediately got stuck in my head when I read the thread title.

Apparently, there aren't as many Queen fans on these boards as I thought there would be. :(

Some of us have only heard their greatest hits. :-)


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I agree, it's time to get ill.


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Or Dread Pirate Roberts-ey.

As you wish!!!


A different song about dinosaurs.


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Did you know: One of the reasons Metallica played faster was because Lars Ulrich would get nervous and start drumming faster, and rather than telling Lars to slow down they would play their guitars faster to keep up.


Isn't it more of a sad wail by now.


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Are you sure you're not watching Meatloaf instead.

It's a common mistake.


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Kjeldorn wrote:

Seafood...for some reason, bad genetics, cursed bloodline or just plain old bad luck, I can't stomach seafood.

I either get rashes, my neck balloons up or the food doesn't agree with my stomach, giving me terrible abdominal aches, and exits with high velocity from either ends of my body.

So, every time you eat seafood a Gwar album is birthed. Get this man some clams and sushi!


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

We like to root for the underdog, remember.

True. But mostly because The B!!**#@! Surfers did the theme song


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Did somebody say Led Zeppelin!


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Every time someone says the word "quant" Amish Paradise gets stuck in head.

To ITunes!!


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Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!! Disposable Heroes!!!!!!


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So, Bob Mould of Dinosaur Jr doing a techno album is evidently a thing.

Kinda wish it wasn't. But it's too late now.


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"I went to the lagoon,
To get myself some coconut cream pies,
And I said to myself,
The Skipper has got to die!
With his "Gilligan!" "Gilligan!" "Gilligan!!"

Gilligan, by The Ziggens.

No reason, just what I was listening to while taking Tiny T-Rex to school. :-)


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Yeah, didn't someone write a song about that. Where they're riding in a car, wearing a bunch of different sweaters.

I wanna say it was Nine Inch Nails... possibly Korn.


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*Whistling in the dark!*


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Waves a Bic lighter above his head, which was clearly made by and for a vast global conspiracy. Or possibly just a bunch of greedy fire fetishists. Or maybe Mister Rodgers.

I love that song!


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Yay! Chris Cornell grew his hair back!


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Sadly, they make ten times as much money from touring as they do releasing new material.

Plus, then they get to play the nostalgia angle, instead of having the washed up and old angle and being forced to spend the rest of their days playing second rate casinos.


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I'll look for the lyrics to Full on Kev's Mom by Soundgarden later, that should lower us into the gutter for you. :-)


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Jerry was a race car driver
Drove so g&+&$@n fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But never did come in last.


Pours a forty on the curb for Headbanger's Ball.


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What about the blues.


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NobodysHome wrote:

You know how in Pathfinder you hit a certain age and BAM! Your Wisdom goes up by 2 for no particular reason?

I must have just hit that threshold.

I just hid the "Rules" and "Advice" forums...

I just adjust my settings to "Ozzy" and throw out a few nonsensical aliases to see who bites.

Edit: Not sure which is more hilarious, Ozzy's hair, or the obviously and terribly blue screened V-Neck Guitar "flying" down the tracks. :-D


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I like Fishbone.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Why isn't "Kid Charlemagne" available on YouTube?

Kid Charlemagne on Youtube

Now do Squeeze Me Macaroni, by Mr. Bungle.

No reason, it's just a great song.

I would also accept 18 and Life, by Skid Row.


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Danzig!!!!


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Also, some seriously epic tunes makes even the worst traffic congestion at least barely tolerable.

Otherwise, it helps to have a phone so you can call in and troll all the local morning radio shows.


Maneuvermoose wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Really, all I'm getting out of this discussion is "people don't make REAL music anymore".
C. P. E. Bach was the last composer to write real music, and even he barely carried on the legacy of his more famous father. All this new-fangled stuff like Beethoven is just lame.

Rock n' Roll dies with The Ramones.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one left.


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She ruined the Beatles, man.

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