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I used to enjoy contracts a great deal, but not so much since Jack Chick died.
Hail Caesar! But only if she wants to be siezed by you. And yes, I know that it should be pronounced as 'cheese'
Ach, get a Roman, you two!
Gravy slaad, doot doot doodoodoodoo.
So are Medium Density Bariaurs.
You had me at thigh baguettes. I had meat thigh baguettes. O, what a lucky slaad I was, doo doo doo doo.
*Starts freshly sharpening a hedge* *Wonders what he's doing.* *Stops freshly sharpening the hedge.* *Starts mouldily sharpening the hedge.* *Hedge inlays Flute Slaad with lapis lazuli" *Impasse*
I remember my first bard. You never forget your first bard. Or was it my first Brad? A bard named Brad? A 300 baud bawdy bard named Brad, made of bread? That would explain the crumbs.
*Seizes kvumktgxquatzxdtpk with Chronic Consonant Syndrome* *Kvumktgxquatzxdtpk with Chronic Consonant Syndrome seizes Flute Slaad* *Impasse*
This is why we employ cold potatoes. We employ them as chauffeurs.
Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by a potato?I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?All pale into insignificance beside the Potatoes. Similar to what happens when a gecko gets hit by a sweet pepper, only amphibious.
Don’t mind if I do!Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example. With chocolate sauce, sprinkles, a picatinny rail, frilled cuffs, and red stripes to make it go faster?
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE! You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.
I think you'll find that's actually the Emperor Charlemagne.
9 jars of fog
You'll take your prize money in winged noses or not at all.
Some people call me the spruce crowbar. Some people call me the Dumpster of LARP. Some people call me Mauritania (WOOP WOOOO) Because pork and Stilton pies are off the menu.
And I rounded off Paula Cole. Start with angle grinder, use a high-grade file for fine work, then finish off with emery paper. A lot of effort, but worth it, I think.
In Furs.
Well, it's nice to know that waddling around with a magnet attached to your arse is now legal, and even approved of.
Passes a family picnic Wow, that was painful. Just shows what a whole packet of Senokot can do, eh?
Are we still talking about Damp Jockeys?
Mine includes a ziggurat of moist peat on Tom Selleck, although I must admit it's sometimes hard to tell one from the other.
KFC = Kuomintang Flange Chariot.
When I'm perspiring clouds of dates, I play this on Beat Slaad.
{Brings all the broigus to the Slaad}
A marut says what? Anēka tēmagā guraka pāriśrāmika pandi raijars navvutunna pantyhose reṇḍu-sṭrōk rākṣasuḍu āhlādaṁ
Palpatin' raw chicken on the M62
Look at you, with your dabgubbled fancy-panty city-slaad 'thinkin' Round these parts, we uses our brains for non-essential groaning elk fork repair, jes' like our egg-pappies did afore us.
Pineapples will hatch into Tiki Golems if you sit on them for long enough.
With my magic pineapples, I can see that 'Foreigner's' Comeback Tour of Angolan Laundries starts --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------Here <------------------------------------------------------------------
Question: Does a tachometer measure tachos? Question: Is a tacho a cross between a taco and a nacho, or just an inadequate moustache? Question: How many refried beans make Legend of the Five Burning Rings?
It's-a Kevin Spacey Matzoh Balls! Or is it just the way he's sitting?
No, your line was 'Let us close up this breach with our English muffins' (That's what Tossed Slaad said)
Butter your kilt!
{Slaadles on a random pid}
Fat-free mahogany dragoon spray
"Ydrrrat and Double Ydrrrat!"
But Tardy wants you to!
"Wooden sh!ts, on the water, very free and easy" David! Graham! Stephen! You're disgusting. Report to Githzerai Monastery #302561 for re-education this minute, or we'll cut off all your hair, see if we don't.
Pimp My Combine Harvester!
Is Cheez Whiz a symptom of gonorrhea? Er, I'm asking for a friend, you understand.
I was the one who tiled Bonnie Tyler. Man, that was a hard job, especially getting the grouting into all the relevant crevices. "Turn around..."
Actually, I don't have any angles at all (or saxons), SO THE JUTE'S ON YOU, HENGHIST.
:::slaps Flute Slaad with a bag of nails::: This is outrageous! I demand thumbtacks or better! ::Slaps Spicy Nacho Slaad with a golf shoe half full of nougat, sharp sand and Shania Twain's beard trimmings::
Be careful - things could get 'meze' ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Greek cuisine joke time!
A little bum? Purina tights!
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